Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Tablet County]

EWWWW!!! WOMEN AGAIN!!!! COOTIES!!!!!

EWWWW!!!!!! PS1 GRAPHICS AGAIN!!!!! BLACK MAIN CHARACTER TOO!!!!

Hey, El Paso Elsewhere was a pretty good Max Payne knockoff.

of course the japanese game trailer is in japanese OF COURSE!

As opposed to their native language of Tanzanian?

 

[trent]

this is coming to PC?

why?

Because consoles are basically low/mid-range PCs now so porting stuff is easy as fuck.

 

[Rango Dango]

another vampire survivors clone

 

[Lost at sea]

I hope beast of reincarnation will actually turn out to be good, but it's game freak so...eh. Maybe they are indeed tired of working only on pokemon.

 

[Rango Dango]

oh a critical reflex game
they published TROLEU (peak) and no im not a human

 

[Tablet County]

90s nostalgia is cringe but this trailer is charming.

 

[Just Another Rando]

a screensaver game...? oh wait its friendslop lol

 

[Rango Dango]

quirky youtube ARG ass game

oh climbing friendslop game

 

[Tablet County]

Rock clmbing Crow, rock climbing.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Woah? A friendslop climbing game?!? That's never been done before!

 

[Just Another Rando]

what if peak but farts!!!!

 

[Rango Dango]

oh jackbox warioware

 

[trent]

Low effort mutiplayer shit segment time!

 

[Rango Dango]

oh dark souls esque shooter

 

[Tablet County]

Remnant 3?

 

[Rango Dango]

is this jumanji? oh dave the diver nvm

>oh another ps1 graphics game, kinda looks like mouthwashing
"FROM THE CREATORS OF MOUTHWASHING"

 

[Just Another Rando]

I hope its an actual game lol

 

[Tablet County]

>oh another ps1 graphics game, kinda looks like mouthwashing
"FROM THE CREATORS OF MOUTHWASHING"

At least it looks kinda interesting.

 

[Lost at sea]

"From the creators of Mouthwashing"
Is another woman gonna get raped in this story?

 

[trent]

Can Warhammer stuff have its own show so that normal people aren't subjected to this boring nerd shit?