Porn and Porncows

[demicolon]

The thread is called "Porn and Porncows," newfag. It's presumed NSFW by default. Stop browsing porn at work or get a better job where it's allowed.

Sorry but he's right. Spoiler your shit. Null hates this thread.

 

[moocow]

Sorry but he's right. Spoiler your shit. Null hates this thread.

"Technically" right or not, you're a fucking moron for bitching about finding porn in a fucking thread about god damn porn. And also for browsing it while at work.

 

[demicolon]

For (SFW) fuck's sake ask @870EVO and @NoBueno how it worked for them ITT. Officially this is a "Porncows" thread about lolcows of the porn industry, not a place for your fap material.

 

[Waffle Iron]

not a place for your fap material.

Right, because people masturbate to a picture of a guy bent over backwards while 3 guys stand around him holding up camera equipment.

 

[demicolon]

Christ

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We're here.

• demicolon

Reakcje: x 5 x 11 x 2

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Right, because people masturbate to a picture of a guy bent over backwards while 3 guys stand around him holding up camera equipment.

I am sure SOMEONE out there does.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

For (SFW) fuck's sake ask @870EVO and @NoBueno how it worked for them ITT. Officially this is a "Porncows" thread about lolcows of the porn industry, not a place for your fap material.

challenge.
accepted.

 

[demicolon]

If it exists, there's porn of it and if there's porn of it, someone fapped to it so UMMM TECHNICALLY everything on the Internet is NSFW.

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

currently cranking my hog to these fine pornographic images in the thread

 

[demicolon]

cranking my hog

You have a clockwork pig?
...awesome.

 

[Disruptive Poster]

Sorry but he's right. Spoiler your shit. Null hates this thread.

It won't let me edit it now, maybe the mods can help

 

[demicolon]

It won't let me edit it now, maybe the mods can help

Whatever, next time you'll ace it.
Editing is disabled after time so lolcows coming here to drop spicy info on themselves can't edit it out later.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This whole website is NSFW due to the language allowed. If you think that any boss outside of trade/factory/construction work is going to let you get away with coming to a website with the number of bad words, disturbing messages, and just general fuckery that is on this website you are wrong my friend. And most trade/factory/construction bosses don't give a fuck if you're watching porn at work do long as the suits and/or clients aren't around and you're not doing it when you should be working.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

This whole website is NSFW due to the language allowed. If you think that any boss outside of trade/factory/construction work is going to let you get away with coming to a website with the number of bad words, disturbing messages, and just general fuckery that is on this website you are wrong my friend. And most trade/factory/construction bosses don't give a fuck if you're watching porn at work do long as the suits and/or clients aren't around and you're not doing it when you should be working.

Oh my God the site owner says to spoiler and tag NSFW images, just apologize and start spoilering and tagging NSFW images you stupid faggot.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oh my God the site owner says to spoiler and tag NSFW images, just apologize and start spoilering and tagging NSFW images you stupid faggot.

The site owner is a fucking faggot and I don't post NSFW pics anyways. I just find it deeply ironic that Null doesn't understand what NSFW means since he's never had a job.

 

[Path Wanderer]

The site owner is a fucking faggot and I don't post NSFW pics anyways. I just find it deeply ironic that Null doesn't understand what NSFW means since he's never had a job.

Were you the first one to nut to a Kiwi Farms thread. If not, who was?

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

just dont spoiler the porn so i can find it easier

 

[Tranq’d up Homeless]

To the surprise of absolutely no one except maybe themselves, Cuck22 and his free use "wife" are divorcing:
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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/lena-plug-porn-partner-jason-192506808.html

This couple of retards apparently spawned a daughter. The woman wants full custody. Bleak for the kid either way.

Her proportions are all wrong, looks like an overgrown midget. This ain't healthy "had big parents and the roulette landed on 216" tall like Anna Smrek, this is "hormone dispenser in the brain got fucked up" tall. You can usually tell when a body was made to grow beyond it's genetically-allotted size.

Cuck22 faked being divorced for clout

 

[moocow]

Don't care. You're still a fucking retard for browsing a thread about porn at work and being surprised to see porn.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Fork Found in Kitchen: The Thread