Unpopular Opinions about Video Games

[BubbaRobot887]

I always thought a paragon Male Shepard would do Jack the most. As in, he'd think "I can fix her" and turn her good.

That is what I do, she is my second favorite romance in the series for Male Shepard, it is pretty rewarding to see her overcome what was done to her growing up in Mass Effect 3, that game may not be perfect but they nailed that romance.

The fan fiction I wrote was focusing on Male Shepard and Tali so I put Kasumi together with Garus because I figured they both had losses to put behind them and it was fun putting Garus together with a thief.

I also made Kasumi Tali's best friend on the ship since it seems like those two would get along.

 

[Ensok]

Since there's a new God of War spin-off and ostensibly an entire new game coming, Hindu mythology would unironically be perfect for it. But they'd just never have the balls to do it. They'd never be allowed or have the guts to show Kratos killing Krishna or ripping Ganesh's head off. But it would still be perfect for the series, the mythology is incredibly detailed and expansive, there's no end to deities and heroic figures for him to fight, character designs and powers and shit would be allowed to be super different from previous games too. Imagine Kratos fighting Arjuna in a chariot race? But no, Kratos is probably only allowed to kill white gods and maybe Egyptian gods because no one worships them irl anymore. It would be racist if he smashed through the Hindu pantheon.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

Wasn't the ending of the last God of War Kratos deciding he didn't want to be a killer anymore?

How the fuck do you make more God of War games like that?

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Since there's a new God of War spin-off and ostensibly an entire new game coming, Hindu mythology would unironically be perfect for it. But they'd just never have the balls to do it. They'd never be allowed or have the guts to show Kratos killing Krishna or ripping Ganesh's head off. But it would still be perfect for the series, the mythology is incredibly detailed and expansive, there's no end to deities and heroic figures for him to fight, character designs and powers and shit would be allowed to be super different from previous games too. Imagine Kratos fighting Arjuna in a chariot race? But no, Kratos is probably only allowed to kill white gods and maybe Egyptian gods because no one worships them irl anymore. It would be racist if he smashed through the Hindu pantheon.

That, and it'd piss the Indians off real fucking bad. Greek pagans are not numerous enough to be considered a threat. Modern Hindus number in the hundreds of millions and have guns and nukes. So there's no way in hell Sony will piss them off, especially since they'd probably want to do business in India. So Kratos killing Hindu gods is a big no-no for them.

Although, they MIGHT be able to make a game where Kratos is friends with the Hindu gods. Have him fight some other pantheon like that of Egypt or some other dead religion. Maybe make him fight against Chinese pagan gods because the majority of modern Chinese are split between atheists and Christians, so they wouldn't care. But killing the Hindu gods would be something Sony won't let them do.

Wasn't the ending of the last God of War Kratos deciding he didn't want to be a killer anymore?

How the fuck do you make more God of War games like that?

It's like making a Mario game where Mario doesn't want to jump anymore.

 

[The Foxtrot]

Modern Hindus number in the hundreds of millions and have guns and nukes.

Don't give jeets any credit, they're universally weak and cowardly and comically inept at maintaining any sort of infrastructure. I'll bet you $200 their "nukes" are either fake, or rusted away into uselessness.

So there's no way in hell Sony will piss them off, especially since they'd probably want to do business in India.

With how the average jeet lives in poverty on par with the worst African shithole...

 

[Gondolindrim]

The problem with Faye from GOW is not that she's a woman, it's that she's a Mary Sue. She's like Alice from Resident Evil on steroids.

I'm honestly excited to see the story for Laufey because I want to know how they're going to write this invincible woman who has no emotional range besides violent rage and smug superiority.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

Don't give jeets any credit, they're universally weak and cowardly and comically inept at maintaining any sort of infrastructure. I'll bet you $200 their "nukes" are either fake, or rusted away into uselessness.

With how the average jeet lives in poverty on par with the worst African shithole...

I dunno, I'm pretty sure that making a game about Kratos slaughtering his way through the assholes of the Hindu pantheon (and holy shit there are so many of them, even Greek gods seem relatively nice by comparison) might just push a few really insane jeets to try and allahu akbar themselves at Sony HQ. Or else go on a stabbing rampage. So it's understandable to not wanna risk it.

 

[GodModule]

Battlespire is better than Oblivion

 

[The Foxtrot]

Battlespire is better than Oblivion

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Most of the unique identity we associate with The Elder Scrolls started with Redguard, not Morrowind. If it wasn't so janky and clunky to play, Redguard would have been much more well received, and Bethesda should have kept doing shorter but more focused Elder Scrolls side games.

 

[Abernathy]

The problem with Faye from GOW is not that she's a woman, it's that she's a Mary Sue. She's like Alice from Resident Evil on steroids.

That would be Ada, the actual Mary Sue from Resident Evil who had three games dedicated to her and still has no personality other than blueballing Leon. Alice was more well-written and flawed than her.

 

[The Ugly One]

The problem with Faye from GOW is not that she's a woman, it's that she's a Mary Sue. She's like Alice from Resident Evil on steroids. Wyświetl załącznik 9102785

I'm honestly excited to see the story for Laufey because I want to know how they're going to write this invincible woman who has no emotional range besides violent rage and smug superiority.

Alice from the RE movies is there to be hot, not there to fulfill female fantasies, or what male libtard nerds think female fantasies are. She, uh, does a, uh, pretty good job.

 

[demicolon]

Like, who's the better mystery movie guy, David Cage or Rian Johnson?

Shyamalananananan.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Alice from the RE movies is there to be hot, not there to fulfill female fantasies, or what male libtard nerds think female fantasies are. She, uh, does a, uh, pretty good job.

Those movies are a case of reverse nepotism where Mila Jovovich is a good actress, but Paul W.S. Anderson is a terrible director.

 

[StacticShock]

Those movies are a case of reverse nepotism where Mila Jovovich is a good actress, but Paul W.S. Anderson is a terrible director.

i remember reading a comment where all of the resident evil movies is basically paul saying "isn't my wife hot, guys?"

 

[Calandrino]

i remember reading a comment where all of the resident evil movies is basically paul saying "isn't my wife hot, guys?"

Can't he just watch her do X and get gangbanged at parties like a normal Hollywood guy

 

[The Ugly One]

i remember reading a comment where all of the resident evil movies is basically paul saying "isn't my wife hot, guys?"

We need more directors like this. Imagine if the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy had just been three straight movies of some director's slam piece looking smoking hot with a light saber. Better than what we got!

 

[Green Kitbash]

It worked perfectly for Mortal Kombat. He knew the assignment.

Hell Event Horizon was the shit too, it just sucks that he chose Resident Evil as the property to play with his wife like an action figure

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

We need more directors like this. Imagine if the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy had just been three straight movies of some director's slam piece looking smoking hot with a light saber. Better than what we got!

Imagine a hot redhead who's banging the director, playing as Mara Jade. And she's the main character of the Sequel Trilogy Star Wars.

So many opportunities wasted because some middle-aged twats want to force their agenda down on the masses.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Hindu mythology would unironically be perfect for it.

That or he kills a bunch of Egyptian gods. Or maybe Muhammad for being a false prophet

 

[The Last Stand]

I hope Beyond Good and Evil stays dead; "current year" devs would shit so much on the game even a remake would be a disaster. I don't want the alphabet mafia to touch that game.

Let's just leave it as a good game and a good memory, thank you.

Couldn't say it better myself. People always ask remakes or remasters of older games, but they often end up as lesser (or even worse) products compared to the original in one way or another. I'd much rather push for backwards compatibility.