Confession of a trans masc zoomer - thoughts of a madman, because you love to see it

[NoCockatrice]

well not every individual lol

before you edited your post I thought that's literally what you meant


anyway, I still haven't visited other slavic countries. so I can't tell yet

 

[NoCockatrice]

every woman you know irl is slavic probably

lol no

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

I'm 19. You think it's not natural for people in their early 20's to watch porn sometimes?

Holy shit, don't you have bigger things to be worried about like finishing college or getting a job? You took the nuclear option of trooning out before you ever had a chance at the college sex life.

 

[Fishnumm]

lol no

are you like from one of the non russian parts of russia?

 

[NoCockatrice]

don't you have bigger things to be worried about like finishing college or getting a job?

I do worry about these things as well.

 

[NoCockatrice]

are you like from one of the non russian parts of russia?

No. But russia has many ethnicities.

 

[Fishnumm]

No. But russia has many ethnicities.

yeah i know like tatars and cossacks

anyhow since youve answered some of my questions you can ask one question about what its like to have a real genuine penis op

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

I do worry about these things as well.

Focus on solving both of these then. You might not get a tit job, but you'll likely get to scissor or fuck some college nerd with a strapon in the process. At least try being just gay or straight before you commit to troondom.

 

[NoCockatrice]

You might not get a tit job, but

funnily enough, I got an actual job before a tit job

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Holy shit, don't you have bigger things to be worried about like finishing college or getting a job? You took the nuclear option of trooning out before you ever had a chance at the college sex life.

It's because she's gooned too hard to internet brainrot and titjobs on pornhub. She went on r/ftm once and realized she's totally a heckin' dude because the idea of taking dick was counterintuitive to her lifetime of watching POV videos on pornhub. So her autism brain decided to become a full autistic acrobat and bend itself like a pretzel to become this thing. She might be too young to know what she wants in life, but she mastered of Logic Bending like every other turbosped.

 

[Fishnumm]

Focus on solving both of these then. You might not get a tit job, but you'll likely get to scissor or fuck some college nerd with a strapon in the process. At least try being just gay or straight before you commit to troondom.

there arent open lesbos in russia

thats like a problem op has or whatever

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

there arent open lesbos in russia

All Russian women are gay. No way they could be attracted to the average Russian man.

Edit: It's like complaining you can't get gay sex in Saudi Arabia. Plainly false and ridiculous.

 

[NoCockatrice]

It's because she's gooned too hard to internet brainrot and titjobs on pornhub. She went on r/ftm once and realized she's totally a heckin' dude because the idea of taking dick was counterintuitive to her lifetime of watching POV videos on pornhub. So her autism brain decided to become a full autistic acrobat and bend itself like a pretzel to become this thing. She might be too young to know what she wants in life, but she mastered of Logic Bending like every other turbosped.

Oh my fucking god, you're so smart, you know how to live that live, and I say things you don't like therefore I'm stupid

Do you have a family? A wife? A girlfriend?

Do you not watch porn?

r/ftm

this shit is gay and boring

POV videos on pornhub

this shit is gay and boring

 

[Fishnumm]

i guess ill recommend the nuclear option have you tried sissy hypno porn like if you think your a guy (your not) it might convince you to be a chick or whatever

 

[NoCockatrice]

i guess ill recommend the nuclear option have you tried sissy hypno porn like if you think your a guy (your not) it might convince you to be a chick or whatever

this is so insane it even makes sense

 

[a-Lager]

She types like such a stereotypical "depressed autistic woman" that theres almost no way this isnt some sort of LLM. Trite short responses, overly literal interpretation, picking and choosing what to reply to, no intent to actually contribute to the conversation just having some sort of need to post into the void. This might  actually be Slungus.

 

[NoCockatrice]

picking and choosing what to reply to

are you fucking gay? this is literally how free will works

 

[powdered toast]

I am NoCockatrice. Original. Not some imitation.

You are an imitation of almost every other pooner in existence. You're special, you're true trans unlike others, you haven't been groomed or influenced at all. Everything they all say about themselves. You're all the pick-me-girl that's not-like-other-girls. You're feminine neurotic and self obsessed. You cannot reconcile fanstasy with reality and you're having a mental breakdown from it. Have you yet considered to accept the reality that you're just a confused woman?

 

[NoCockatrice]

overly literal interpretation

literal interpretations are fucking based

black and white thinking is fucking based

nobody in my life had convinced me otherwise yet

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Modern problems require modern solutions. OP, it's time to start watching Hazbin Hotel and sleeping with sissy hypno on. 9 out 10 Kiwi Farmers approve of this treatment. You'll be sucking cocks in 2 weeks straight.

are you fucking gay?

Bitch, you're gay.