💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[1SoberGeezer]

Nick's best friend Coomalot says that his theory is that Nick gave her cocaine to help with her behavioral issues because Nick said to him that cocaine helps with that.

He sees himself as smart enough to diagnose and treat ADHD and the like. I seem to remember him going on and on "educating" Aaron on what drugs do what. Being super smart like he (thinks he) is, plays right into his scenario.

 

[waffle]

He sees himself as smart enough to diagnose and treat ADHD and the like. I seem to remember him going on and on "educating" Aaron on what drugs do what. Being super smart like he (thinks he) is, plays right into his scenario.

I mean, Nick basically thinks he knows everything. Thinking you're an expert-at-large is kind of a common lawyer thing, but Nick takes it to a whole other galaxy.

 

[Harm]

Hailey the Hippo

"Hungry, Hungry Hailey" is going to live in my head forever now.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Desperate to recapture his college gloryhole days,

FTFY

 

[Gregis]

Wyświetl załącznik 9097001
>I(‘ve) got (to) write f**tage
He was poorly making a foot fag joke. So he must be a feet-fetishist if he is projecting again, like everything else he accuses others of.

ohhh that's kind of oblique; can you explain the cop at a denny's joke?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

You are supposed to file an accident report with the DMV if the damage is over a certain amount, that amount varies by state. Sometimes state or local police will investigate, especially if more than one vehicle is involved. Single car accidents are usually investigated if a towing company is hire to remove the vehicle. I've known people who totalled there whip, but got a friend to help them pull it out before (they thought) anyone knew what happened, only to have a sheriff show up and ask a few questions.

Its not the traffic accident itself that is reportable. Its charges stemming from a traffic accident that would be reported. And it has to be a serious change. Most of the more serious charges related to an accident in Minnesota would have to involve:

- Someone other than the person on probation getting seriously injured in the accident
- Substance abuse charges (driving while on drugs or alcohol and having an accident)

If Nick was drinking while he had his accident....or he was charged with reckless driving AND the loader operator was injured in the accident, then there might be a chance of meaningful charges. But otherwise its very unlikely.

No, no... I was contesting the fact that a traffic accident would be reportable to his PO as ' police contact'. I thought that minor traffic violations and conversations with officers on duty and the like were things not required to be reported. 'I hit a construction vehicle' does not see report-worthy unless he was OWI's or arrestd.

Not just a nervous driver but possibly a tipsy/pilled out driver. Can’t find them now, but I remember allegations (maybe from @StarTrak or @RaptInPlastic or Meme Copium?) that even though she’s never actually been charged with a DUI, Kayla got a ride home from the cops on at least one occasion.

I remember this, and I am 90% sure it was Rapt. Given the stunning amount of things that have been claimed and have NOT happened, I take it with Lot's Wife quantity of salt.

They make Nick mad, though, so I have a neutral opinion of them, in general.

We don't know a lot about the accident, but we can make some inferences. Per the report on scene, only Nick complained initially about any pain. (Nick claims the whole family went to hospital - imagine that bill!)

YOU CANNOT GIVE UP YOUR RIGHTS! YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU ARE HURT OR LOSE THAT ISSUE FOR TRIAL LATER! RULE OF COMPLETENESS! I WILL SUE THEM FOR A MILLION DOLLARS!

And trains.

Never try to beat a train at a RR crossing.

I mention this because Nick would absolutely be the type of person that would try.

Is he Jeet-ifying and succumbing to the Juggernaut urges?

We find out that Layla is gainfully employed at the Jiffy Lube and that those wages will sadly be garnished.

Tranny changing trannys?

He’s once again retardedly claiming KF is a pedophile haven and we all just want to beat off to the sight of his kids.

I am afraid this is horribly projection, and I desperately want to be wrong.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

I am afraid this is horribly projection, and I desperately want to be wrong.

Just wait until New Age Nick enters his "Age of Aquarius" phase (he's already brought back Goodwill archaeothreads from the Dark Age of Disco, so this can't be far off), learns about "tantric sex magick" [sic], and decides it's the cure to all of his (and, even worse, his kids') problems.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

I thought that minor traffic violations and conversations with officers on duty and the like were things not required to be reported

A minor traffic violation is like a speeding ticket,or tapping some ladies bumper while you are backing out of a parking space. A car accident where people go to the hospital is a little more serious, though it's Kandy Yoshi county soooo.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

DRINKING AND IM RACKETS AND AM FURIOUSLY TWITTERBATING
DRIVING AND SNIFFING COKE OFF OF MY WIFES PANCAKE FLAT BUM
TWITCHING AND IM SCRATCHING AS IM FAILING AT NAVIGATING
SLAM
INTO THE LOADER
SMASH MY ARM OR MY SHOULDER
HARM MY FAMILY AGAIN
AND NOW IM DONE

 

[waffle]

Something like this would generally be a report-worthy accident. In most normal places we'd be able to get some decent reports in 7-30 days.

But based on how shit goes I don't see us getting much more than that one page job, unless brave partisans from whatever bizarre local conflict is happening in that county use us again to leak stuff.

 

[AnOminous]

He's basically a walking episode of Arrested Development, isn't he.

He's Rule 63 Lucille Bluth. "How much could a Joker painting on the level of a Velvet Elvis possibly cost? $50,000?"

I am afraid this is horribly projection, and I desperately want to be wrong.

The more he says pedo shit like this that he knows is a lie, the more I wonder why he dosed his own 8 year old daughter with massive amounts of cocaine.

 

[Shittus Maximus II]

How the fuck do you run into a massive construction vehicle in the middle of the road? How fast was Balldo going?

“It was completely their fault, they didn’t see us and caused the accident”

You're really surprised a crackhead lush Somehow crashed into a large vehicle that can be seen a mile away?

 

[waffle]

I wonder why he dosed his own 8 year old daughter with massive amounts of cocaine

You know why he did it... He's already told us what the only reason he would ever give women drugs is...

Oh, Also - never 4get; his daughter is his best friend. And there's only one reason a man would want to be friends with a woman according to Nick...

 

[The Tall Man]

The Ralphacurse strikes again.

 

[Captain Manning]

Who gives a fuck if a retard wine mom with 3 listeners on an X-Space makes up shit about Nick?
Nobody.

Engaging with these people is what they want, and she gave that kookoo Karen exactly what she wanted, and now she will turn to spreading lies about Momma K next, because "getting it right" was never the purpose.

Let her. Bitch is nuttier than a Snicker's bar. That's why I went to the trouble of documenting it in this post. For future reference. In case she resurfaces.

I mean, logically, if everybody should have ignored her before, everybody should continue to ignore her now, regardless of what B.S. she makes up about K.

He’s once again retardedly claiming KF is a pedophile haven and we all just want to beat off to the sight of his kids.

I am afraid this is horribly projection, and I desperately want to be wrong.

It could be projection, but I also think it serves two purposes:

1. It's a smear against the Farms and Null, who he will be eternally assmad at.

2. He has to come up with some excuse for his apparent hypocrisy with regard to him repeatedly saying he thinks all judicial records should be available to be public, and then not applying that standard to his own situation. Here he uses his children, who he doesn't give a shit about, as a shield.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Remember how Nick accidentally revealed the other day that he was still talking to Icedancer, Mersh’s ugly ex-gf who previously ate Ralph’s ass like groceries?

Icedancer just broke up with her new boyfriend of mere days. The now-ex says that part of the reason was her DMing with Nick. He says Rekieta sent Icedancer a photo on Signal of his face after it had been battered and bloodied by Kayla.

 

[Weather Forecasts]

Uh-oh, stinky!

Gotta keep the dabbleverse up to orgy verse!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The ceiling cats are back which means the cocaine or meth is back too. Not sure this broke-ass fucker can even afford coke at this point, so it's probably trailer park meth.

If his kids weren't scared before, they're sure as shit gonna be. Meth psychosis hits different.

 

[Strix454]

One thing I never expected out of 2026 was Ralph, Mersh and Nick fighting three-way battles over women. And those battles going on month after month. The battle has proved out the irresistible power of the ragepig. It also proves that somehow inexplicably stroke victim Mersh has more appeal than Nick does. That Nick is so inexplicably repulsive that he struck out with a real live prostitute (Scarlett).

 

[Unimaginative Username]

That Nick is so inexplicably repulsive that he struck out with a real live prostitute (Scarlett).

In all fairness to Nick, he's not just repulsive: he's also broke since he squandered a fortune on drugs and also sex toys to compensate for his nonfunctional dick.