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[Lester Ballard]

The transphobia debuff in gaming

Troon posts a video of them getting dunked upon for sounding like Shmorky over voicechat in the game Marathon.

Flashback to a year ago, the channel’s most successful video—with a decidedly un-trooned vocal performance.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Feeling cute!
A whole bunch of selfies in a public restroom. A low traffic clean public restroom.
Or maybe a utility closet? Not at home in any case.
Taken at work perhaps?
Which means he dresses that way at work.

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Here's a sample, but they are all more or less like this.

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That is an upright cabinet on his right and what looks to be a dish sanitizer of his left. Not a bathroom fortunately.
Awful lipstick colour and application and the fishnets aren't the right size with his SKINNY MAN THIGHS.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Awful lipstick colour and application and the fishnets aren't the right size with his SKINNY MAN THIGHS.

OK Mister Smart Guy.
There's a right size fishnets for skinny man thighs?

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

The transphobia debuff in gaming

Troon posts a video of them getting dunked upon for sounding like Shmorky over voicechat in the game Marathon.

Flashback to a year ago, the channel’s most successful video—with a decidedly un-trooned vocal performance.

I suspect the comments are being heavily moderated but a few gems have slipped through.

W for transphobia!

 

[The Gay Oboma Creature]

Trannyvoice legitimately is the most repulsive noise ever. Jeetspeak a close second, but everything else is distant beyond measure. Even the speech impediments that every Youtube video essayist seems to have are tolerable if I care enough about the content, but troonvoice makes me reflexively click the mute button.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

No, but you need a real bully. None of this bullshit happened in the dark ages where if you were a little fruit you'd get shoved into a locker.

 

[Blerg]

This brand tried to work with this demon, but it’s incapable of compromise so instead it gets sued.

Evil cannot conceive of good.

Patagonia responded to this fucker trying to capitalize off their good name. Reasonable requests. I’m sure the drag queen will throw a fit. / archive



This article / archive does a nice job of showing how, when trying to circumvent a brand’s established trademark for their own monetary gain, troon is most affected. I especially love how there is zero self accountability on the part of Patty Gonia. It’s lol genocide and poor me, all the way down.

I’m not trying to copy your brand it’s the South American region I am referencing!

The lawsuit specifically takes issue with Wiley’s sale of Pattie Gonia merchandise, which reportedly began in late 2024. The merchandise bears no resemblance to Patagonia’s apparel or logo, and doesn’t use any similar font or imagery. However, the lawsuit cites multiple instances in which Wiley wore and posted images of altered Patagonia logos featuring the drag name.

Therefore, Patagonia argues, the association between the brand and Pattie Gonia has been established and “confusion already has occurred” among customers.

They’re targeting me because I’m gaaaayyyyy

However, the company argues that Wiley has confused customers and caused “irreparable” harm to the Patagonia brand, filing the lawsuit after Wiley filed his own trademark application.

Also this argument which would get him laughed out of the courtroom. Nobody gives a fuck about your feelings.

“Pattie Gonia is one of the first things in my life that I am genuinely, deeply proud of, and the idea that this could all be taken away from me is my worst-case scenario.,” he says. “My name is Pattie Gonia. I chose it, I built it, I’ve earned it, and I am not going anywhere.”

If I saw Patagonia teaming up with a troon, they’d never ever get my business again. Good on them for standing up for their brand and not bending to the shrieking cries of the alphabet crew.

Here we see Patty Gonia providing a visual example of his sense of shame, and of how well he blends in with other true and honest women.


I hope they wipe the floor with this freak.

 

[Captain Cornbread Corneli]

Aussie troon wants Face Feminization Surgery. Declares Australia to be a transphobic hellhole after the healthcare system will make him pay for most of his $40,000 cosmetic surgery out of his own pocket. Since it’s a billing code thing, not even private insurance will chip in much.

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Photos of the TSheila just wanting his face to be broken for free

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This guy is just being an oily Jew trying to collect a debt he believes is owed to him by society.

Australia is facing a jeet and chink invasion and this faggot wants the country to burn money away on some old Jew.

i fucking hate trannies man

You're preaching to the choir. There's no max prestige on peaking.

Thread Tax: Saw the pic of this little gremlin floating on Twitter from some ICE protest back in December.

 

[Dr. Butt]

He is now again getting fellow troons to email the hospital where he is to inquire about him.
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"I named myself after an under-17 from that book about an under-17 obsessively measuring his penis. Please stamp me 'sane' "

She doesn't pass for whatever non-binary is because it doesn't exist.

But she looks exactly like the type of person who would call herself non-binary.

She looks like a pakistani scene girl from the nerdy end of the emo spectrum transitioning to hipster in 2009.

nonbinary

so failed that no XY will penetrate.

You're just repeating @Powerhouse of the Cell , i.e. it doesn't exist.

 

[Cuckoman]

If I saw Patagonia teaming up with a troon, they’d never ever get my business again.

Too late faggot.
They had a business relation for several years where the fucking troon was some kind of ambassador for their brands.
But after a few years the relation turned sour and the company no longer wanted the tranny to be associated with them.

You basically said something like :
"If I ever find out Bud Light was teaming up with a tranny, I would never buy Bud Light again".

Have fun, continue to enjoy your faggot clothing.


So it is not all that clear cut trademark infringement. It is not a tranny just appropriating a very similar brand and the cloth faggots just found out.
The tranny and the PattiGonia name was fully endorsed and celebrated by the clothing faggots back in the day, when troon worship was a thing.
And like every lifestyle faggot brand, Patagonia was all extatic about having a similarly named tranny doing marketing for them. Because this is what will make the modern audience buy overpriced faggot cloths.
But today, we don't worship trannies and sex-offenders anymore so Patagonia decided that they wanted to end the contract/agreement with PattiGonia and wanted him to go away.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Here we see Patty Gonia providing a visual example of his sense of shame, and of how well he blends in with other true and honest women.


I hope they wipe the floor with this freak.

This guy was associated with the giant tranny flag on El Capitan they put up last year that got a Yosemite worker fired.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

Here we see Patty Gonia providing a visual example of his sense of shame, and of how well he blends in with other true and honest women.

This guy was associated with the giant tranny flag on El Capitan they put up last year that got a Yosemite worker fired.

He's standing next to the obedient little they/them handmaiden who got herself fired for fucking around and pulling the flag stunt while she was still a new hire on probationary status. Aidens will do anything for their Alice overlords.

 

[Gondolindrim]

The transphobia debuff in gaming

Troon posts a video of them getting dunked upon for sounding like Shmorky over voicechat in the game Marathon.

Flashback to a year ago, the channel’s most successful video—with a decidedly un-trooned vocal performance.

Couldn't you just, like, talk normally and avoid this whole thing? Do they think we can't tell it's not a real voice

These people are silly

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

I mean, is that better or worse than the ones who were decent looking guys before irreparably fucking themselves up? Those are the ones who make me saddest.

since it’s June I’ll drop a hot take for the sake of hot takes.

If youre absolutely hideous and you troon out it’s not as bad as if you did look good.

If youre chopped and troon out, you can’t destroy what you never had lol

 

[When will it begin?]

since it’s June I’ll drop a hot take for the sake of hot takes.

If youre absolutely hideous and you troon out it’s not as bad as if you did look good.

If youre chopped and troon out, you can’t destroy what you never had lol

I see it the other way. When good looking people transition its beautifully poetic. You had it all but you wanted even more and now you've lost it all. Like that's something straight out of a fairy tale.

An ugly person though, they were taken in by tricksters that promised them they'd become 10/10 bombshells if they started taking HRT. When they should've realised there is more to life than being attractive.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

When they should've realised there is more to life than being attractive.

Well, they're also crazy and have terrible personalities.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Auntie's funeral. Guess who was the center of attention? tee hee


Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: Whole thing.

So, for context, I've been on HRT for 5+ years, no surgeries as of yet, but I pass well enough that I haven't felt pressured to go under the knife as of yet. I am mostly no contact with my largely conservative family, save for my siblings who are both supportive of me, and I fled my parent's home around the same time I started HRT. I got information back in February that one of my aunts, whom I was very close with, was in the hospital on a ventilator. She passed away, and the funeral was on Valentines Day.

I made the decision to go back down to my hometown for the funeral; keeping in mind a lot of these people haven't seen me in 5 years or more. It felt like the right thing to do. While attending the funeral, everyone was saying how they kept thinking I was my mother because we're both tall and I look a lot like her now. Then I overheard one of my uncles make a comment, saying, "Deadname has some nice tits now."

Thankfully, besides a barrage of being deadnamed and misgendered by just about everyone else in my family at the funeral, nothing else came of it.

It took me a while to fully process this, and I don't know, I just feel gross. I'm so glad I don't live in that place anymore.

TL;DR : My uncle was a creep and made a lecherous comment about my breasts at a family funeral.

Key quotes:

I made the decision to go back down to my hometown for the funeral; keeping in mind a lot of these people haven't seen me in 5 years or more. It felt like the right thing to do. While attending the funeral, everyone was saying how they kept thinking I was my mother because we're both tall and I look a lot like her now.

Then I overheard one of my uncles make a comment, saying, "Deadname has some nice tits now."

At end:

TL;DR : My uncle was a creep and made a lecherous comment about my breasts at a family funeral.

I think "lecherous" is perhaps not the right word.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Definitely mocking the troon but he’s too autistic to understand.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Spoiler: Those silly caricatures of JD Vance. You know the ones I mean.

Archive link

 

[blubberlubber]

If youre absolutely hideous and you troon out it’s not as bad as if you did look good.

This is false. If you're a handsome man that means you skewed closer to a strong sexual dimorphism. A strong jaw, tall, maybe muscular, etc.. it's too often I see moderately above average to chadlites if they put in a bit of work throw it all away to be a subhuman in a dress.
Now if they already looked a little faggy, that's a different story. Softer facial features, still always end up looking around like Dylan Mulvaney or Finnster. It's comical how even the ones you think pass only do so in isolation, as the second they're next to a real woman they're snapped back to reality Eminem style.