💼 Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

[localinternetretard]

“I dare Nickelodeon to make Garfield Muslim”

Because he's a lazy fatass?

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

What a funny long read, I'd recommend to anyone.

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

The next logical step for him to do is start a Garfield themed Mosque.

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

Mashallah

 

[Taser Confetti]

Can we look forward to Islamic Garfield cartoons like other popular media?

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[Disastrously Dumb]

In some alternate universe out there
Theres a Gorefield looking down at his fervent apostle
and say "You have failed me Nathen Mazri" after peering through the multiverse and seeing one of him submitting to Allah.

 

[Bassomatic]

Heretic!! Saint Garfield the wise (hater of monday PBUH) IS NOT AN ISLAM THIS IS GAY AND UNREALISTC OK CHAT?>!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?

I'm hurt, deep down Nathen. Just because you want TKD don't give into Allah. Remember Garfield used to try to send Nermal (who's male) to Abu Dabi a Muslim nation, knowing how they treat the gays.

Garfield also likes pork sausage in his lasagna, now he will have to eat turkey meat. What a sad mistake.

 

[Absurdity]

garfield shall find faith alhamdulillah

Alhamdulasagna. Martial law.

 

[Surfin Terf]

From the Garfield to the Allah
Nathen is celibate, wallah!

 

[lurking for the deets]

Garfield is canonically Jewish, and getting basic lore wrong is the real reason Nathan got his license revoked

 

[daniel day]

I was just thinking how great it is that we dont stone heretics and apostates even though they make it so easy to find them, just so I can laugh at a nigga that worships garfield the cat.

 

[SchizoSpartan76]

What is it with lolcows and converting to Islam? I only know of 2 (Kengle and this guy), but still that's 2 already.

In this case he already an arab this is literally the next step unironcally he's becoming a real arab this way he can actually be a crazy rich arab

 

[SchizoSpartan76]

Garfield has returned to lead the Al-Parmesan Brigades, piloting devastating drone strikes against Nermalite occupation forces. Glory to the martyrs!

Inshallah Munice, Indiana shall be free

 

[McKennai]

Garfield is canonically Jewish, and getting basic lore wrong is the real reason Nathan got his license revoked

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Garfield is actually the Devil, John Blyth Barrymore did a pretty good analysis on it @26:11 :

 

[Brad Armpitt]

Garfield is canonically Jewish, and getting basic lore wrong is the real reason Nathan got his license revoked

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There was a character on Garfield and Friends called "Al Swindler" who had a big nose, loved money and conned people. He was a caricature of his voice actor, Carl Ballantine who by sure coincidence is also Jewish. Makes you wonder how present Judaism is to Garfield lore

 

[LiquidKid]

Nathen did a Q&A on Instagram and announced a new twitch channel

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

There was a character on Garfield and Friends called "Al Swindler" who had a big nose, loved money and conned people. He was a caricature of his voice actor, Carl Ballantine who by sure coincidence is also Jewish. Makes you wonder how present Judaism is to Garfield lore
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The Garfield and Friends show was written my Mark Evanier who is Jewish.
Howie Morris the voice of Wade the Duck and some other characters was also Jewish.

 

[Pargon]

I got confused and sad because I mixed up this person whom I’ve never heard of before with the LasagnaCat guy

After reading the OP, I’m glad it’s not who I thought, but now I know who The GarfieldEats Guy is and I wish that wasn’t the case

 

[LiquidKid]

He really is posting a lot these days

 

[Nomoney420]

This fuck is absolutely on the exact same course as CWC that will lead him into an addled mental vortex of truly, passionately believing himself a god. It's going to happen.

The dimensional merge is upon us, Allah and Garfield will finally meet