For example, Harry sometimes did the one about the Great Big Bomb,
2 And how it was going to end everything pretty soon,
3 And so why were they wasting the best years of their lives worrying about a bunch of third world losers who weren’t going to have enough time to grab their piece of the pie?
4 And when the youngsters said they hadn’t thought of it exactly that way before,
5 Harry just laughed and said, Do me a favor,
6 Since I am giving you all my wisdom for free,
7 Do not think about it in any way at all,
8 But start doing instead,
9 And do unto others whatever you want,
10 Since they will do it to you first,
11 If you give them half a chance,
12 Because the Great Big Clock is ticking,
13 And it’s ticking all the way down to Zero this time,
14 And when the Big One goes off,
15 Whoever has the most toys will be the winner.
- The Boomer Bible, The Book of Ned, 16.1-15