I would love to see Pat try a lawsuit against the second, whiter Jackie. Please do it Pat!
Pat is boasting here about having driven at 120 miles per hour the first time he drove a car. Can't upload an image.
Patty go brmmm, brmmm
There's nothing real car guys respect less than faggots who drive recklessly on public roads. I love cars, love motorsports, it's a lifestyle for me, but there's nothing cool about going almost twice the speed limit on the same roads people transport their families on.
Pat lives less than 2 hours away from one of the premier race tracks in the US yet has never mentioned Road America once, he's never gone to a race or track day there, he's never even gone to The Milwaukee Mile or Great Lakes Dragaway. Memorial Day weekend is a holy day for racers, never once tweeted about the Indy 500. No F1, no NASCAR, short tracks, drift, none of it. The fat faggot doesn't even own a toolbox, he was so proud of himself when he did his own brakes he documented it on his Twitter like he just Coyote swapped his Rustang. He keeps his Walmart socket set in a softback zipper case.
Torque Wheeler, The Last REAL Car Guy. All you ever heard about are is his gay Mustang he named "Susan" and his absolutely fake story about getting to deliver a Ford GT. No fucking sales person or lot boy would ever be handed the keys to a fucking Ford GT, they had a whole concierge program. A salesperson would never be allowed behind the wheel of something like that for insurance reasons and simple common sense.
Everything about this fat faggot is so pathetic and sad. Imagine lying and pretending like this in your 40s. I just don't understand the narcissist's mind, it truly is fascinating. I would be so embarrassed.
Someone on Twitter should ask him how fast he's actually gone, I would love to hear that absurd lie.
EDIT: Apparently Dan is really fawkin dead! Patrick fucking kilt him!
