💼 Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

Will Nathfield cleanse the world

  • No

    Głosy: 48 8,2%
  • Yes

    Głosy: 179 30,5%
  • He’ll be abandoned while Nathen fingers his hole

    Głosy: 359 61,3%

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I count eleven em dashes on the first page of the prologue.
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This fuck is absolutely on the exact same course as CWC that will lead him into an addled mental vortex of truly, passionately believing himself a god. It's going to happen.
He'll declare himself a prophet or a caliph and some schizo will decapitate him for heresy. It will be as amazing as Chris getting arrested.
 
“From Garfield to Allah” might be my favorite Nathen quote of the year.
"From Garfield to Allah", words to live by. How do we nominate shit for random.txt?
Of all the times for my laptop to shit itself while I’m traveling, it just had to be when the perfect opportunity for a “BEWARE OF THE PIPELINE” edit presents itself… life can be cruel sometimes.

Also I forgot this guy even existed, let alone was still doing things. Looks like I’ve got some fun reading ahead of me this weekend.
 
At least Jim Davis still made money off him.

Too bad the Calvin and Hobbs guy refused to license. He could have been rolling in money too.

PS: Muhammad is a child-raping faggot.
 
He opens the book by dedicating it to his Sonichu OC.

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And yes, that does indeed mean I purchased a copy of the book. Enjoy fellow kiwis.
Holy shit I'm scrolling through and every time I stop on a random page there's gold

This is how Chapter One ends:
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Nathen talking about how upsetting it was that Garfield was sold to a network whose animators worked next door to Dan Schneider sucking on little girls' toes.
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Nathen kept himself pure for Garfield.
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Nathen claims random people have approached and have asked him to sell his nudes on the Internet.
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Internet trolls are a test of faith by God:
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Thank you so much, @LiquidKid. I'm laughing my ass off every time I stop on a random page and read more than two sentences.
 
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The DDOS attack made it hard to post these updates, which are among the best Nathen content in months. Highly quotable, very entergaging.

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“From Garfield to Allah” might be my favorite Nathen quote of the year.

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>"My respect for wahmen has grown tremendously!"
>"I have also come to believe empathy is essential toward all people"
>converts to the worst possible religion to share both of those ideas with

Aged like a mayfly.
 
I didn't know about this guy and now I do. What a quaint lolcow.
It feels like a dying breed of cow, doesn't it? I'm so glad posting in community happenings got it featured so he can be brought to other people. It's been said many times in this thread that he's essentially what Chris Chan would be like if money were no object, it's amazing.
 
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