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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Głosy: 103 4,5%
  • Rioley

    Głosy: 279 12,1%
  • Penis

    Głosy: 417 18,1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Głosy: 300 13,0%
  • Boner

    Głosy: 300 13,0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Głosy: 685 29,7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Głosy: 717 31,1%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Głosy: 267 11,6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Głosy: 206 8,9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Głosy: 1 152 49,9%
  • Kindness

    Głosy: 669 29,0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Głosy: 314 13,6%

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I still find it funny that all it took was one obtainable pussy, and the Tranch collapsed.
The bane of several terminally unfuckable groups of nerds: Borderline Personality Disorder/BPD pussy. Chicks who are BPD lovebomb someone in a group, make their life feel great, then everyone either gets jealous of the attention or she tries to get as much attention as possible from everyone and civil unrest fills the MtG crew.
 
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Tranny are so fucking stupid. They're always like WOW I CUT MY DICK OFF AND I FEEL AMAZING??? no shit, retard, you're on pain killers!
Not to mention in that very tweet he says the only pain is when...he moves. So, like, all the time?

GIVE US THE UNREDACTED KINDNESS FOOTAGE YOU FAG!!!
I'd be surprised if he hadn't deleted that footage years ago tbh. Given how he's talked about the ordeal and how weak trannies are in general I bet that shit was gone the second he finished editing.
 
>I need a coke can sized dilator.
Your massive dragon dildos won't fit your front hole sweetheart.

>Fortune cookie coochie
Zoophile on meds can't help but tell everyone he's a zoophile.

Welcome to the lifetime of pain and medication Ash.

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But, good news!

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edit: ....who is this person again?
Ash is a documentary film maker and furry who stayed with the tranch for a while, including during the infamous night time armed raid and overlapping with the Kindness arc too if I remember right.

There was a lot of build up for his film, there was a website and everything, but after he left it was nothing but stress posting. I think he was in a difficult place because he knew he should reveal things like blatant grifting, or bad animal conditions, or lying about the “attack”, but it would have been the end of his career as a trans artist. In the end it was just quietly dropped.

Ironically, he could do a hit piece on them now and most of Bluesky would be on his side. Especially since he’s fully trooned out.
 
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I still find it funny that all it took wa


Oh it's going to have many many films of decaying tissue on it, in some ways the amhole has surpassed the master because your amhole will bring out films on time, every single day

I think ash might be the biggest retard of all; as the tranny pendulum starts to swing back he gets his dick flipped because the only people who ever gave him the time of day were retarded troons and he has no internal source of self esteem

I'd love to know more about his general life, because he really strikes me as the eternal patsy. In another life he's strapping on a suicide vest or castrating himself to join heaven's gate because his only source of self esteem is being lovebombed by freaks because he has absolutely no sense of self
 
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Thread got bumped and I remembered Jen exists.
He got his second smaller project done https://norintha.itch.io/shadowflame-keep and has returned to work on his magnum opus
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He admits that the art is bad.

Here is the RPGmaker forum thread for it, all five posts.
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And finally here is me playing it for a painful thirteen minutes.
 
overlapping with the Kindness arc too if I remember right.
Not just that, but he was filming the big tranch documentary at the absolute peak of the Kindness arc, when she was pretending to be blind and pissing everybody off, the structure of the tranch capos crumbling in real time as Penny and Fedposter J forced Bonnie out and he fucked off back to wherever with Kindness, destroying his marriage to Sky in the process. Ash then crashed out and refused to finish the doc until a financier forced him to, it was edited with all footage of Kindness and her effects on the tranch removed, most likely deleted entirely never to be found again by anyone, I don't think she even appeared incidentally in the background in any scenes, and the documentary ends with the tranch having fallen apart for some reason never explained. It was quickly rushed out to the bare minimum of film festivals to fulfill contractual obligations then swiftly never mentioned again. It's very hard to get ahold of but I'm sure a few Kiwis have it.

Ash would later talk about how he only wants to make fluff piece docs that promote his friends and make people feel good. What a fag. He had footage of the best lolcow drama ever in his hands and he just deleted it. A real documentary filmmaker is able to completely emotionally detach himself from his subject, the only thing Ash has detached is his penis.
 
Thread got bumped and I remembered Jen exists.
I stand by what I said earlier, it really is MSPaint Daggerfall.
This would have looked like garbage in 1991 what the fuck
This reminds me of that one King's Quest fangame starring Cedric the Owl, which was made by a couple of literal kids fucking around in their spare time and is also probably infinitely more charming.
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It fucking sucks that the Blocked and Reported episode is probably going to be the best account of the Tranch outside the Farms.
It's not like corporate media admits their fuckups ever. They always just ignore shit and hope that people forget that they were blatantly lied to (they do). Also updating stories would allow Wikipedia to be edited to the unwanted truth instead of the preferred narrative. Even admitting that your outlet got something wrong might make some 80 year old boomers switch cable channels in outrage. The incentive structures are all against the much lauded truth and accountability™ that everyone in the profession totally has.

Obligatory hello to Katie who loved this thread :tomgirl:
 
Ash would later talk about how he only wants to make fluff piece docs that promote his friends and make people feel good. What a fag. He had footage of the best lolcow drama ever in his hands and he just deleted it. A real documentary filmmaker is able to completely emotionally detach himself from his subject, the only thing Ash has detached is his penis.
What's funny about it is that it's the exact type of documentary that could become a cult classic at the very least and propel Ash into being able to make proper documentaries. But his refusal to barely touch on the subject just shows you that just like YWNBAW, he'll also NBAD (Never Be A Documentarian).

He wouldn't even have had to get completely malicious about it. He could've easily just edited them into being completely naive idiots who had no idea how to actually run a farm (likely true too).
 
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I don’t know what the fuck “gore grind” is, but it’s clearly the correct option here.
 
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