💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Head Muggle]

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It's just a new way to humiliate Ian. He has to watch his ogre of a wife deepthroat a phallus that isn't his own yet still film it from his perspective.
I speculate that he might even have offered to "star" in one of her videos judging by how he mentioned wanting to do OF himself. She refused

HER HEAD IS WEAK
THE JOKE ISN'T FUNNY
CUCKED BY A CUCUMBER

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

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Shes sucking on a legit pickle i suppose, not subscribing to this garbage

The music videos for DyEgyptian Lover - She's Bad and Jackson Compter Band - GI Jane come to mind, though I doubt Anisa has the creativity or moxy to bite/rip Andi's sewer pickle mid-scene.

edit: somewhat NSFW lyrics and visuals in case y'all need to be warned before clicking links

 

[Bifocal Lens]

-predictable nothingburger-

Welp, no one is surprised.

The first time she tried to land this joke, she AT LEAST called Ethan a parasocial porn addict. This second time around, I'm not even sure what the punchline is. Is she really so retarded, that the thought no one would remember the first time she tried selling this joke? She recorded it on one of the Bogs months ago, for fuck sake. She is either really addicted to retconning, or she is like the special kid back in 5th grade that would tell the same joke over and over again untill someone gave a pitty laugh.

Also, I would just like to say that, if my beautiful wife ever called my dick a "chill pickle" on a podcast, my self confidence would be wrecked and I would start crying in private. Not Ian though, he thinks it's le funny.

 

[Retarded Lardass]

HER HEAD IS WEAK
THE JOKE ISN'T FUNNY
CUCKED BY A CUCUMBER

stress sigh
The Pickle Man cucked me again…
shits pants

 

[Herpes is Brat]

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Shes sucking on a legit pickle i suppose, not subscribing to this garbage

It would need to be a 1/8th that size to be good clickbait

 

[Surfin Terf]

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Shes sucking on a legit pickle i suppose, not subscribing to this garbage

Why the fuck do they eat off of cardboard? I know that we joked about them being too broke for plates, but that's obviously not the real reason since even their broke asses can buy a pack of disposable plates. There has to be some kind of darker reason for it.

 

[Staffy]

stress sigh
The Pickle Man cucked me again…
shits pants

 

[No Highlights]

I like the idea that the pics have been out for some 12 hours and nobody even subbed to make fun of them. It's JomhOver.

 

[Clancee]

Anisa and the pickle have the same tryhardness as Belle Delphine when she baited people with "Pewdiepie goes deep inside Belle Delphine". It's sad.

 

[Trans Randy]

A CUCUMBER IS NOT A PICKLE IF IT WASN'T PICKLED YOU VAPID WHORE

 

[Y U SMOKE 4]

how can a "sex worker" be so unsexy?

im not even shitting on her looks (but yeah she's busted), her entire aura is stink. she's a morning breath yawn personified.

Yawn can't even take her pathetic excuse of an OF seriously, her sour sneeze of a husband is getting cucked by a pickle and hes filming his POV of it???

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

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Shes sucking on a legit pickle i suppose, not subscribing to this garbage

Congratulations, Anisa. Really managed to debase yourself and your cucksband even more than usually. Not gonna lie, did not think the bitch would step that low. Even with the text superimposed on that pic i can see she looks at the camera like a tard. I'd rather kill myself than go looking for this video on one of these OF leak sites.

Edit: Oh, so it's bullshit and that's not Ian's dick?

I like the idea that the pics have been out for some 12 hours and nobody even subbed to make fun of them. It's JomhOver.

As is tradition

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Imagine botching up your tits so bad that your husbands 3 inch worm becomes the draw for your onlyfans

 

[Big Fart Bart]

The gooners at the leak sites i use have reached a verdict:
VERY DISPLEASED.

I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt when I saw the original teaser because it was clearly not a dick she was sucking, so I figured she wasn't trying to be scammy, just having some fun. The fact that she changed it now to look more like an actual blowjob teaser, she's definitely trying to scam.

And she has officially been labeled a SCAMMER.

 

[3-2-1836]

The gooners at the leak sites i use have reached a verdict:
VERY DISPLEASED.

And she has officially been labeled a SCAMMER.

So bad they even deleted the teaser from her content thread

Fun fact she has posted more content on her fucking main twitter than her fansly in the past 2 months.

 

[Metatron]

I'm convinced we will thankfully not see Ian's schlong.

Anisa would never do anything hardcore, despite claiming she was in a porno with Mia Khalifa.

The most we have seen is her wonky nipples and the outline of her asshole once.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

The gooners at the leak sites i use have reached a verdict:
VERY DISPLEASED.

And she has officially been labeled a SCAMMER.

Even people who got to see this for free are disappointed, can't make this shit up

 

[Big Fart Bart]

Its funny though because its loosely indicative of what her "audience" thinks about her product.
And it really looks to me like she is burning paying customers in an effort to "own the haters".

 

[Science Accurate Catboy]

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Shes sucking on a legit pickle i suppose, not subscribing to this garbage

I was a bit confused looking at this on mobile because that's clearly flesh tone that's censored, so either they purposefully changed the color or that's actually his cock. But on desktop you can clearly see on the top left by her mouth its just a cucumber. That or iDubbbz has a horrifically green fungally infected cock (fairly likely tbh). And the cock looking censorship is just his hand in a weird position.

This specific kind of "joke"/scam has been done to death on onlyfans and iDubbbz even broke off a friendship with that guy for doing the same thing because he was mocking sex work and not taking it seriously or whatever.

I doubt anyone will even bother leaking the video. No one wants to see it even as a joke.

The most we have seen is her wonky nipples and the outline of her asshole once.

Yes, the most hardcore we got Anisa was her asshole outline on her wedding day to iDubbbz. Funny that.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

That or iDubbbz has a horrifically green fungally infected cock (fairly likely tbh)

Green fungal cock has a chance, hrmm?