💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Was looking through my collection of old Magic cards and found this guy! Might be fun to run as a commander in an aristocrats deck.
 
Why come da white man git all dis money but Black folks what was asshualy injured by da police don't get shit?
How many Black Folx were subjugated by Milwaukee police, exactly? The Black crime in that area is zero. Though, the pepperoni consumption is higher than national average.
This is called a spurious correlation. It's surely not at all relevant.
Higher artisan pepperoni consumption doesn't correlate to lower rapeape chimpouts.
 
I think the stalker children may be getting to him after the lawsuit post :story:
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The oinkouts will continue unabated until he eventually falls through the ceiling.
Pat tweets so much, do you think you could farm him for twitter engagement money? Honest to god I don't think you'd even need a LLM, just grab a few thousand tweets he's already replied to with "You died doing this, stalker. Enjoy prison." and get a script to post a couple a day randomly.

If you're dead how can you go to prison in order to enjoy it?

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Maybe this has been posted before, but I just checked the bar's google page and look who I found:
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He's got Homer Simpsons mouth under his mouth.
 
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This is just a beautiful contradiction of him following a popular construction channel; but made his balcony looks like shit and spat at the boys like nothing but himself matters.
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Patrick W I’m a fair man. I suppose the city was worried about a possible 7-figure judgment, or perhaps they figured a trial would cost them that? I don’t know. Patrick should be happy he’s got plenty of drinking money for now. The funniest thing would be if he balks at the taxes on it and becomes some type of sovereign citizen tax protester.

What was even the point of the swatting? It was completely unnecessary. He was already down bad from his Twitter addiction on his own accord. Nobody needed to commit a felony.
LW antisemitism is always so fucking cringe I don't know why lol
It’s because their sole issue with Jews and Israel is that they’re mean to terrorists, and that’s it. They simp for the worst people in the world solely because they’re brown, and they also are dishonest with it, claiming they just don’t agree with Zionism but aren’t antisemitic while celebrating October 7th.
 
LW antisemitism is always so fucking cringe I don't know why lol
Frankly RW antisemitism and racism as a whole aint looking so hot these days either thanks to the mass third worlder/third worldist shittification over the past few years. Turns out absolutely fucking nobody with a proverbial megaphone in these circles will stick with their supposed principals when the prospect of infinity jeet/jihoodi updoots is dangled before their eyes.

Anyway let us check the clock...
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I hope our Nouveau biche(tits) Pig Man is enjoying a well earned sleep this early on a Thursday...
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Frankly RW antisemitism and racism as a whole aint looking so hot these days either thanks to the mass third worlder/third worldist shittification over the past few years. Turns out absolutely fucking nobody with a proverbial megaphone in these circles will stick with their supposed principals when the prospect of infinity jeet/jihoodi updoots is dangled before their eyes.

Anyway let us check the clock...
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I hope our Nouveau biche(tits) Pig Man is enjoying a well earned sleep this early on a Thursday...
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Oh no...
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This happened because municipal police belongs to the city? How do you figure?
Well, there's no oversight by the regional or central government so no uniform set of standards. I've never heard of a town having it's own autonomous police force before with it's own courts, must be an american thing
 
Well, there's no oversight by the regional or central government so no uniform set of standards. I've never heard of a town having it's own autonomous police force before with it's own courts, must be an american thing
They all have to conform to the state government, and ultimately the constitution of the United States.
 
Pat's not done renovating yet, the furniture and flowers will be coming up soon:
I knew Rick would fuck up the balcony, I said that there was a way to do it right but that he would fuck it up. The very obvious solution would be to measure the difference between the posts and account for the slope with spacers at the end, but we all know that accounting for the slope is too much for Fatrick to compute in his mind.
 
I guess Fatx Tomlinson is the. Prime example that you could fail at everything, but just get lucky with the retarded group of city councilors who don't want to deal with your fat ass and you too can get six figures for doing literally nothing.
Sure. But, Ol' Piggertits is still stuck being a fat, belligerent drunken retard.

Me? I'm just disappointed that I'll never get to read Tiny Timmy Gets Raped On Rigel 7.
 
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