US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Members of the Trump Administration
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[mingo mongo]

That lady is Jean Carroll: 2 troon boogaloo.

And I'm no Massie fan but that's some psycho chick right there. (probably a troon)

Jean Carroll never took any pictures with Trump.

 

[The Ugly One]

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This seems pretty desperate for someone with an "iron grip"

I’m no republican, very very much not, and I doubt very much Massie is the worst Republican congressman.

Can a migger explain why Massie is so bad?

• JaneThough

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“Can a migger explain….”

wtf is this? No. We literally can’t even if we wanted to respond to such a bad faith question considering anyone to the right of Mao gets banned from your hug box.

I got two bad faith responses immediately.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

And these seem to be texts from Faggy Massie to West, he calls his tallywhacker a pinecone:

https://x.com/LauraLoomer/status/2056433851992588417

I’ve been told he allowed his District Director Chris McCane to allegedly name Massie’s penis “Pinecone” because it’s shaped like a pinecone (fat at the bottom and tiny at the top)… allegedly.

Horrific

 

[StudMccool]

That lady is Jean Carroll: 2 troon boogaloo.

And I'm no Massie fan but that's some psycho chick right there. (probably a troon)

its almost insulting how dumb they think we are, this shit is DAYS before a congressional seat election so fucking important the motherfucking president AND HIS SECRETARY OF WAR ARE GIVING STUMP SPEECH DURING A FUCKING WAR

imagine if in the middle of WW2 Eisenhower and FDR just took a break from the whole fighting the axis deal and went and campaigned for the mayor of Chattanooga, thats the level of fuckery we are at

they had to wait until DAYS before the election cause they know peoples attention span is fucking shot


when you nut but she keep suckin

 

[mingo mongo]

imagine if in the middle of WW2 Eisenhower and FDR just took a break from the whole fighting the axis deal and went and campaigned for the mayor of Chattanooga, whats the level of fuckery we are at

I’m pretty sure FDR did shit like that

 

[SpergioLeonne]

That lady is Jean Carroll: 2 troon boogaloo.

And I'm no Massie fan but that's some psycho chick right there. (probably a troon)

Bro, they took selfies together in Africa

Massie flew her around the world to fuck her

Jean Carroll never had sex with Trump

 

[okyt]

Pinecone dick? That sounds a lot like Epstein's 'egg shaped penis'

Hold up, let me dig up some tin foil to figure out how it's all connected.

RELEASE THE MASSIE FILES!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Jean Carroll never took any pictures with Trump.
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Just look at that disgusting homosexual elf in the first pic

The only reason he wants anything to do with females is to get dickshit in them to teach them a lesson

 

[StudMccool]

Ohh fuck ohh shit its going parabolic, MOM GET THE CAMERA!

Source

are people actually this dumb/desperate for a distraction from the failing war situation?

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

>Faggie massie
>No massieve faggot
Im dissapointed by everyone on this thread.

 

[mingo mongo]

are people actually this dumb/desperate for a distraction from the failing war situation?

I know you’re desperate to taste that pinecone my boy

 

[mlanguishi]

Bro, they took selfies together in Africa

Massie flew her around the world to fuck her

Jean Carroll never had sex with Trump

Last part yes of course.

But this chick comes off so weird.. I was mostly joking but she gives off 'I'm an attention whore, it's almost an election'. How many did that to Trump? Only Carroll got any traction, there were many others that tried and got laughed off.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ohh fuck ohh shit its going parabolic, MOM GET THE CAMERA!
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are people actually this dumb/desperate for a distraction from the failing war situation?

Massie cratered when people were exposed to what a sexpest dweeb he is

@mlanguishi having pics is quite a distinction. It’s the kind of evidence that says “wow there definitely really was a relationship”

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Ohh fuck ohh shit its going parabolic, MOM GET THE CAMERA!
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are people actually this dumb/desperate for a distraction from the failing war situation?

I'm 90% Iran's in a worse spot than the US right now but please go on.

 

[Conan]

I'm tired of hearing about public figures' penises

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

all this anti massie talk got me thinking about this stat
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thats alot of millions

The only reason we don't like Massie is because we're paid by Israel, it's not the constant attention whoring, smearing the president, working against his own party, and gathering up the biggest idiots to support him

 

[mlanguishi]

@mlanguishi having pics is quite a distinction. It’s the kind of evidence that says “wow there definitely really was a relationship”

That is true. I'm just wary of these types, blame Carroll for making me into the disbelieve all women camp.

 

[Mister Fister]

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are people actually this dumb/desperate for a distraction from the failing war situation?

I’m not surprised you believe the cope.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Horrific

An uncircumcised penis, if short (but not a "micropenis"), is likely to strike a typical American or Jew or muslim as pinecone-shaped.

It'd be funny if he had a surgical horror penis like Weinstein or Elon, but he's probably just not packin'.

 

[Polyboros2]

Horrific

Ok, so Grok shot down my implant theory for Epstein and Massie's egg shaped penis. Those result in kolachie dick where their little head sticks out of a flared sheath, like a hotdog in a blunderbuss.

There are two options, one that fits Massie's pinecone description better which is a fat transplant penis girthening procedure that can lead to a lumpy and egg shape due to the fat distributing unevenly.

The other option, the one I choose to believe, is:

Micropenis with atypical shape: A micropenis is significantly smaller than average (often diagnosed by stretched length in infancy). Some descriptions note a thicker base tapering to a smaller tip, giving an egg- or lemon-like appearance. This stems primarily from fetal testosterone deficiency during development, due to hormonal issues (e.g., hypogonadism affecting the hypothalamus, pituitary, or testes), genetic conditions (e.g., Kallmann syndrome), or other developmental disorders.

These niggas been Low T since CONCEPTION!