Celebrities Who Aren't Supposed to be Close Relatives but Obviously Are - Faceclocking Hall of Fame

[Incandenza]

Greetings, sir! I don’t believe I have ever had the pleasure to socialize with you on this website. I really have no idea what you are talking about. Sincerely, George Lucas.

I'm assuming 99.9% of people here do not realize that you're LITERALLY theeeeeeeee fucking megadweeb named George fucking Lucas, right? Because few understand what pathetic fucking dorks famous supernerds are? Exactly the kind of unconscionable losers who frequent sites like this site, like Lipstick Alley, etc.? And you may even represent the hierarchy of some galactic federation of Disgusting Perverted Supernerds from one or another interdimensionally-adjacent alt-futures? And you are considered one of the bigshots, because your Wicked Cool Gaslighting Psyop blockbuster franchises have done more to brainwash the population in an ANTI-GOD direction than almost anyone else ever? But hey, I'm an optimist, and I think it's still somewhat possible you're weirdly a Good Guy, in the end, since I detect a powerful message of anti-transhumanism in the original series, beneath all the treasonous robot-humping.

Pleasure to meet you, George.

I'm Incandenza.

I'm the Hyperstition King of humanity.

Whatever that means, entails, signifies, etc.

I'm basically the IRL Luke or pre-evil Anakin.

I won't be becoming a robot.

I won't be tossing away my weapons.

I'll be humiliating you overlord class faggots, dykes, kikes, niggers (no offense, I'm sure your wife is a lovely person...LMFAOOOOO), commies, satanists, pseudochristians, islamists, "aristocrats", slavemasons, gnostics, atheists, misotheists, trannies, transhumanists, and other various doomed cuntbags...into dust. With truths you'd never want anyone to ever figure out, let alone spread enough to trigger a mass awakening. Too late, lol!

...is what I would say to you, in the event you were literally George Lucas, but duh, you're prrrrrrobably not. [conspicuous wink] Might as well take the opportunity to facestorm and faceclock George. I've only briefly THOUGHT about his face and barely began comparing George to Mark Potok from the SPLC, just because of vibes, and hairstyle, and similar pinched faces so common in the nerdiest and dorkiest of dorks and nerds.

Gimme a few minutes, lemme see what emerges.

But, FYI, fwiw, you already might have earned enough truth-points despite yourself to avoid the first wave of the worldwide purge of elite traitors, thanks to THIS MEME ALONE, which I made the summer of 2023.

 

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‘all Irish look the same’

It wasn’t ’Irish’ I was thinking of…

I’ve always thought certain globalist types have a particular physiognomy that ‘feels’ repellant, the ‘reptilian phenotype’ perhaps…

Spoiler

 

[D-X-G-X]

>muh faceblind
The truth is that there are only so many different genetic markers to determine how a person looks, and with billions upon billions worldwide you get people who look alike but have very little ancestral similarity. And by so many I'm talking maybe millions for said billions. There are not an infinite number of possibilities unless you start splicing genuses together.

Source?

My source is that I made it the fuck up.

 

[George Lucas]

I'm assuming 99.9% of people here do not realize that you're LITERALLY theeeeeeeee fucking megadweeb named George fucking Lucas, right? Because few understand what pathetic fucking dorks famous supernerds are? Exactly the kind of unconscionable losers who frequent sites like this site, like Lipstick Alley, etc.? And you may even represent the hierarchy of some galactic federation of Disgusting Perverted Supernerds from one or another interdimensionally-adjacent alt-futures? And you are considered one of the bigshots, because your Wicked Cool Gaslighting Psyop blockbuster franchises have done more to brainwash the population in an ANTI-GOD direction than almost anyone else ever? But hey, I'm an optimist, and I think it's still somewhat possible you're weirdly a Good Guy, in the end, since I detect a powerful message of anti-transhumanism in the original series, beneath all the treasonous robot-humping.

Pleasure to meet you, George.

I'm Incandenza.

I'm the Hyperstition King of humanity.

Whatever that means, entails, signifies, etc.

I'm basically the IRL Luke or pre-evil Anakin.

I won't be becoming a robot.

I won't be tossing away my weapons.

I'll be humiliating you overlord class faggots, dykes, kikes, niggers (no offense, I'm sure your wife is a lovely person...LMFAOOOOO), commies, satanists, pseudochristians, islamists, "aristocrats", slavemasons, gnostics, atheists, misotheists, trannies, transhumanists, and other various doomed cuntbags...into dust. With truths you'd never want anyone to ever figure out, let alone spread enough to trigger a mass awakening. Too late, lol!

...is what I would say to you, in the event you were literally George Lucas, but duh, you're prrrrrrobably not. [conspicuous wink] Might as well take the opportunity to facestorm and faceclock George. I've only briefly THOUGHT about his face and barely began comparing George to Mark Potok from the SPLC, just because of vibes, and hairstyle, and similar pinched faces so common in the nerdiest and dorkiest of dorks and nerds.

Gimme a few minutes, lemme see what emerges.

But, FYI, fwiw, you already might have earned enough truth-points despite yourself to avoid the first wave of the worldwide purge of elite traitors, thanks to THIS MEME ALONE, which I made the summer of 2023.

Blocked and reported

 

[Incandenza]

WAIT, UNCLE GEORGE, WAAAAAAIT!!!!

I NEED TO SHOW YOU THE PROOF!!!!



I RECOGNIZED THOSE EARS!!!!

EUREKA!!!! I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!
At least I think I figured it out.
You tell me, though.

You're...???



...a Judeosatanic Gypsy crime family in the Gaslighting Goyim industry, the entertainment industrial complex? You people are...the very best in the world at conjuring Jewish mind control illusions that keep us comfortably, obliviously enslaved? And yet, you...necessarily had to provide us enough true inspiration that it ultimately bit you in the ass and is now biting your entire ass off because someone like me was imbued with a lifelong lust to overthrow evil empires like your Kikelord Blackmail, Usury, and Psyop Empire?

Look, I can only guess, man...UNC, lol.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

p.s. These memes feel EXTRA relevant, now:





Uncle George, I'm so disappointed that you bailed like a fat cowardly twerp. I was gonna ask you if anyone in your Hollyweirdo clique of closely-related evil directors literally shat themselves when they heard about Reiner. Please tell us yes. They must've literally PISSED themselves, at least, right?

 

[Incandenza]

>muh faceblind
The truth is that there are only so many different genetic markers to determine how a person looks, and with billions upon billions worldwide you get people who look alike but have very little ancestral similarity. And by so many I'm talking maybe millions for said billions. There are not an infinite number of possibilities unless you start splicing genuses together.


My source is that I made it the fuck up.

Cool, enjoy my Ignore list.

And then enjoy an eternity in Literal Hell.

You retarded, doomed gaslighting ghoul.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Jake Lloyd from Star Wars is the spitting image of Gene Simmons from KISS. It's uncanny, really.

 

[Incandenza]

Jake Lloyd from Star Wars is the spitting image of Gene Simmons from KISS. It's uncanny, really.

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You do realize that you are literally doomed to be identified, located, detained, prosecuted, convicted, and executed...yes? That's your BEST CASE scenario. That's if you're LUCKY. Was it worth it, all the "fun" you've had as a nihilistic troll? Hmmm. Don't answer yet. Get back to me after the millionth-year anniversary of your first day being unspeakably traumatized in Literal Hell.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

 

[Chromeo]

help I'm too autistic for this thread, the schizo might be right

 

[Incandenza]

It wasn’t ’Irish’ I was thinking of…

I’ve always thought certain globalist types have a particular physiognomy that ‘feels’ repellant, the ‘reptilian phenotype’ perhaps…

Spoiler

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Yep, something here.

A tree worth barking up, definitely.

Several adjacent trees.

With the same roots.



You all have been sleeping on the major role of the Soloveichik dynasty in our demented world. It might actually be the case...literally, shockingly, even I, a Bostonian who knew WAY TOO MANY JEWS, only first heard of them last October, and one of them was even a Latin School alum, and I'd still never heard of them...they like it that way...it might be true, that the headquarters of all modern Jewish culture is BOSTON, where the Soloveichiks wound up centered in America. Bostonnnnnnn. Not NYC, not Tel Aviv, not Paris, not London. Boston, if the Soloveichik dynasty winds up being THE apex subset of kikelords.

Ask me about deceased (YAY!) notable law professor Sherry Colb. Ask me about her book-sized implied argument that it's bad to eat animals — true — but it's technically okay to eat fetuses. Ask me about the documentary "Assholes" she was interviewed in, just several years after she helped Harley-Pasternak my life to near-ruin. Ask me what her son's bar mitzvah in Brookline was like. (Normal, actually. But it surely must've been a public-cover ceremony they let goyim attend, right?)

 

[Absurdity]

Well, at least you recognized that one match.

Oh I'm a true believer! Love your work you crazy pink triad, you.

But listen my guy, no mention of Christian Baal's real father Satan?

 

[Incandenza]

Oh I'm a true believer! Love your work you crazy pink triad, you.

But listen my guy, no mention of Christian Baal's real father Satan?

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Thank you.

I didn't even realize the Pink Triangle meant "Warning, we have a deluded faggot here" or whatever. In which case, wow, we might have an even higher reverse-insult compliment than the hierarchy that's evolved wherein based < schizo < retarded. Maybe the grand prize will be "faggot", "faggy", "faggotry"...exactly like Idiocracy, grrrrrrreat, lol. [rolls eyes]

Do me a favor, non-troll.

Try my faceclocking process w/ Cheney yourself. I'll dive into his photos and my personal eidetic facial rolodex, too. But so, when you do, ONLY USE THE YOUNGEST ADULT PHOTOS OF HIM, try that. Mayyyyyybe one or two Classic Old Bald Dick headshots. But you primarily gotta use YOUNG ADULT PHOTOS. I'll post what I come up with shortly after you post your results. Cool?

 

[Incandenza]

Did I post this yet?



The ugly shitbag again?!

What's up with THAT guy?

Jack Nicholson MUST be a Parsons son or nephew, etc. (Christian Slater is SO FUCKING OBVIOUSLY Nicholson's son or nephew.) (Michael Ironside MUST be Nicholson's sibling or half-sibling.) (THAT WORLD is smaller than their dishonest stat nerd kike cousins would have you believe with everyone's fucking "rationalist" coincidence-theorizing.) Ben Shapiro MUST be a close relative of Parsons, probably his secret son via frozen sperm or MAYYYYYBE Parsons faked his obviously-fake death and has been populating our society as an old man, with hidden Parsons seeds, under our goy noses, like Epstein wanted to, but Parsons was WAYYYYYYYY fucking smarter than THAT mediocre subgenius? Mmmm.

 

[Absurdity]

Thank you.

I didn't even realize the Pink Triangle meant "Warning, we have a deluded faggot here" or whatever. In which case, wow, we might have an even higher reverse-insult compliment than the hierarchy that's evolved wherein based < schizo < retarded. Maybe the grand prize will be "faggot", "faggy", "faggotry"...exactly like Idiocracy, grrrrrrreat, lol. [rolls eyes]

Do me a favor, non-troll.

Try my faceclocking process w/ Cheney yourself. I'll dive into his photos and my personal eidetic facial rolodex, too. But so, when you do, ONLY USE THE YOUNGEST ADULT PHOTOS OF HIM, try that. Mayyyyyybe one or two Classic Old Bald Dick headshots. But you primarily gotta use YOUNG ADULT PHOTOS. I'll post what I come up with shortly after you post your results. Cool?

Cool, I am the furthest away from any troll you will ever meet!

Look, I don't have the skill that you do to go through every phenotype... that's why we need you on this.

It's pretty undeniable. But that Cheney really was a ladies man. Did you know he got with Streisand and Steinem? He had that deep state on lock!

 

[Incandenza]

Cool, I am the furthest away from any troll you will ever meet!

Look, I don't have the skill that you do to go through every phenotype... that's why we need you on this.
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It's pretty undeniable. But that Cheney really was a ladies man. Did you know he got with Streisand and Steinem? He had that deep state on lock!

THANNNNNNK YOU.

Dick Cheney's young adult face at first struck me as almost quality-less, then WHOOSH about 2 dozen potential facial connections with interesting contexts to explore.

Here's the list.

(I took notes as I googled, otherwise I'd forget half the Dead Zone-ish psychic-ish sudden facial flashes that spring to mind from second to second after staring for about 10 or 20 seconds with an open mind.)

(Some of these will be absurd.)

(Plus a few randos you won't know but you'll soon see, in about an hour or so, maybe 2 or 3 hours since this is now going to be one of my deepest dives into the facial ocean ever.)

Mike Judge
Tucker Carlson
Tom Seaver
Kevin Costner (young Cheney...handsome af?!)
Paul Newman (WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK???)
Jimmy Stewart (Cheney as a teen football player)
The lead singer from Level 42 (lmfao, really tho)
Whichever actors have ever played him
Christian Bale included/especially
Whichever actors played The Penguin from Batman
L. Ron Hubbard
Peyton Manning
Johnny Unitas
Elvis Presley
me
Paul Ulrich
Danny Chandler
Lucy Reilly/Henchey
Bill Henchey (to be bellowed like "BILL BRASKY!")
Ted Williams
Smoky Joe Wood
Gene Kelly
George H.W. Bush
George W. Bush (WILL FERRELL = A RELATIVE)
Franklin Roosevelt
Joe Kennedy Sr.
Ben Franklin
George Washington
Aleister Crowley
Amy Lawless
Jared Kushner (if Dick nutted in Dan Loeb's mom Clare Spark, who I'm prrrrrrretty sure is Kushner's secret mother, but that's mostly a vibe, for now)
Beeks from Trading Places
A number of 1980's pop culture villains
Similar number of 1980's pop culture dads

Now, once I'm finished, I will have probably only used 1/4th of those items, in my final faceclocking memes for Cheney. I didn't even look any of them up yet. All just intuition and remembering, for now. This is the facestorming part, like brainstorming. Then comes the way more rigorous and precise stage of faceclocking.

 

[Absurdity]

THANNNNNNK YOU.

Dick Cheney's young adult face at first struck me as almost quality-less, then WHOOSH about 2 dozen potential facial connections with interesting contexts to explore.

You are so welcome, king!

Now don't even think about completing this project without talking about Marlon Brando's illuminatus love children Tom Hardy and Logan Marshall-Green.

 

[Wiggerlicious]

George Floyd vs Stephen Jackson


He even visited Floyd's family after his "death".

 

[not william stenchever]

I think OP's dad might be a rotary autocannon with such a rate of fire.

 

[Lawltism2]

Who hurt you on Lipstick Alley, Paul?

(And was it via your eyes? Is that why you're just fucking awful supremely terrific at this?)

Also maybe don't recommend a poet on KF if you frequently are like the only person to post on his Instagram.