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💪 Tough GuysPatrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
Rick better use this money to make his niggeroni production commercially viable. He could get any number of top end hobart machines to make it a breeze. Vertical bandsaws for cutting. Commercial grinders with bigass motors. The works. No more grunting and struggling for fatty! Look at at the specs on this one:
No niglet in the entire Milwaukee Metro area would be safe with this kind of throughput.
Thanks. That doesn't sound like AI to me, and I think the cops should've sent an officer to make sure it wasn't real. Pat should've acted like an adult and explained that it was just some retard from the Internet, and went on with his life. I don't expect the police to assume that a man convicted of threatening his wife and child's life wouldn't behave like this.
If the Feds had evidence Pat paid Torswats to self-swat and only decided to care about it because he got 575k out of the city, it would be amazing and hilarious.
But it's more likely that Pat had a legimitate grievance under all his exaggerations (the bit about Evans being advised that Pat's address was a swatting location and still demanding entry inside after that is pretty damning).
Patrick won't attempt to sue @Null/The Farms because it's widely known that Josh has a sexual zeal for fatties that borders on pathological. Patrick for damn sure knows he's lying about not being incredibly fat at this point.
Now that Josh is stateside, if he was summoned to court by a suit and got a glimpse of Rick's gunt and bitch tits...he'd be another version of that meme kid talking about he'd "tear it up right here."
Why is this a problem? For one, Patrick prefers his gay sex at gyms and it's been well established that Josh refuses to go anywhere near a gym. Next, Patrick is lonely. No friends, Big Nick sure isn't fucking him or hanging out with him. He'd post pics if she were. But if Josh starts coming around for clandestine make out sessions like in Brokeback Mountain? Titty Two-Chins would catch feelings damn quick and then he'd have a mighty struggle issuing the execution order for life imprisonment on Josh. No chance he'd want the man he loves, the man who fucks him better than he's ever had it before dying in a piss puddle on the floor of his cell. Taking Josh to court to sue him for everything he's got wouldn't even be on the table.
This is why Patrick won't sue the Farms, no matter how much money he has.
So either he uses the bag on filing frivolous lawsuits or he starts impulse spending on a new bike or house projects. Either way, the milk supply continues to be plentiful.
No worries, I hear Dan "The Sink" Mullen is currently training a hit squad of Super Negros to steal his money away, much like they stole his phone all those years back. This is totes top secret though, so don't go telling anyone
Oh this gonna be gud. First big spend will be luxury holiday somewhere ridiculous. He may be emboldened to try again at suing Quasi. He'll piss away the rest on Chinesium tat. sunglasses and beer. If the amount post fees and tax is around or under 300k, I predict he'll run through it in under a year and have nothing to show for it.
Any other time on Patrick’s list of ‘swatted fifty times’ ranges from a ‘is everyone ok?’ through the intercom to a note left on the porch. The note being left on the porch happened many, many times.
What confuses me though is if the balcony was a long term plan and he’s getting a massive payout soon why tf is he building it like he has $50 to do it?
He's desperate to be perceived as a capable manly man. Those pictures of Jake Raven effortlessly constructing things while looking cool, being a top notch dad, still married to his first wife and being a well respected soldier must have really stung Pat. Jake Raven would build a pitched roof double garage with a pit and workshop space in a single Saturday afternoon and Pat knows it.
Holy fuck the woman on this call should be fired, even the swatter sounded like he was getting tired and frustrated with having to repeat himself and her not understanding the severity of the situation
Yeah, I'm not sure now since Torswats has used his real voice in the past and I might have been thinking of a bomb threat he made that was obviously AI or TTS. The odd diction and weird pauses makes me think the Patrick one was computer generated. It could also just be a good old fashioned filter.
Yeah, I'm not sure now since Torswats has used his real voice in the past and I might have been thinking of a bomb threat he made that was obviously AI or TTS. The odd diction and weird pauses makes me think the Patrick one was computer generated. It could also just be a good old fashioned filter.
Yeah, that one is cartoonish and silly enough that I wouldn't blame the officers for ignoring it. The Pat one just sounds like someone doing a bad job of acting like a crAaAaAzy lunatic to me, and I don't think it's unreasonable to send someone there to verify in either case. Ive been accused of crimes and wrongfully detained before, and I treated it as a relatively minor annoyance instead of a meal ticket. I guess I just have a higher tolerance for the State pestering people for the sake of public safety than you do. I'll go back to silently awaiting the knock now.
No sir. This is a massive W for Patposters, for all members of the Worldwide Troll Ecosystem®, really. Piggy has secured ample funding for even stupider games. Let's see what some of those might be; overpaying for a garbage Mustang. suing Diaper Dan Mullins and Robert Prongay. Possibly having another go at Owen A Forrums. He may pick up his fight with Leslie. Travel to cheap resorts -- his photos from his vacations have been a source of many lols. Home *improvements*.Since his windfall is publicly known, he can expect any number of eleemosinary requests from family and friends and various organizations and gibs seekers. A plague of beggars to deal with. Even worse than stlaker childs. This settlement is Piggy's wish on the monkey's paw.
