🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[unironicjudiaism]

Gabe has something but he's overselling it to alog Ralph.
It will be mildly interesting.

The US government recently found 180,000 dead people on SNAP. Maybe Sandra's accounts finally got audited and closed? If that's how Ralph has been stringing things along since the Horse bolted...

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He dropped one more clue. Not sure how’d you pick up on Ralph aborting a kid with Scarlett. But it definitely would hint at him having to get a job to sustain the killstream.

I asked AI and he’d need a work permit to even get a job in the first place in Mexico outside of having to teach English.

I nailed it

Its gonna be trust no bishhhhh...scarletts fucking other guys and the receipts are on the way Gabe has them in hand.

Except these are gonna be communications between her and a long term John and will involve gross ass fetish shit

He cant work in Mexico he could theoretically work a remote American job in Mexico but LOL hed never get passed an interview and he cant use snap benefits in Mexico and hes too far from the border to bring the food from.texas across

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

In other words this is a retarded nothingburger like his Rackets reveal.

Wasn't his fuck Balldo festival supposed to be a fuck Mersh festival?

 

[ASeabear8952]

WTF is even his signature phrase then?
"And so"?

"It was YOU who XYZ if wanna da troof about it"?

"Bish"?

The vagueposting kike needs to meet Mr. Rope.

WHADDYA THINK ‘BOUT THAT?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's not even hot outside!

Oh...

 

[Um...]

his signature phrase.

Trust No Bish?

 

[Mister Mint]

My assumption here is that whatever it is corresponds with his failed Quartering trolling attempt. He had big plans and it just fizzled out like a wet fart. I thought nothing of it because ralph is a fuckup.

Maybe Scarlett is cheating on him. But considering she's a literal blacked hooker the distinction seems to be splitting hairs.
Maybe Ralph watched all of Scarlett's porn, realized he liked watching it, and is now in a cuckold relationship with her and the real reason he went to Wisconsin was to watch her get railed by her ex and the quartering was the cover story.

Still not the most embarrassing thing, but I can understand the excitement to break that.

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

Piggy has regained his precious blue check mark and needs the internet to know about it. I guess he's down so bad he needed to wait for a payment to clear to re-enable it.

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https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/2054382566816227723

>mexican account
lmao

 

[drammamean]

It’s definitely “Trust no bish” and something relating to Scarlett but I have no idea what.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He got fucked in the ass raw with no condom on?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He got fucked in the ass raw with no condom on?

Another WIN for The Toe!

 

[Bullooo]

I mean this guy watched a Mexican gigolo fuck his wife and mother of his child in the ass.

I seriously doubt a porn star being a whore is something that is Ralph's most embarrassing moment or whatever.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

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He dropped one more clue. Not sure how’d you pick up on Ralph aborting a kid with Scarlett. But it definitely would hint at him having to get a job to sustain the killstream.

I asked AI and he’d need a work permit to even get a job in the first place in Mexico outside of having to teach English.

Maybe Gabe means: "Tax free, bish!"? And yeah, of course, Ralph is not paying his taxes, that goes without saying. Could the IRS be going against Ralph and his mom's PayPal?

 

[Mister Mint]

Maybe Gabe means: "Tax free, bish!"? And yeah, of course, Ralph is not paying his taxes, that goes without saying. Could the IRS be going against Ralph and his mom's PayPal?

It's an angle, but It wouldn't even crack the top 100 most embarrassing moments for the ralphamale. And Gabe said no civil/criminal matters.
I couldn't think of anything for "Five star days" or "if you wanna know the troof about it"

I think it's an abortion or cuckoldry.

 

[ddlloo]

He finally admitted he's from WEST Memphis.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

But Ralph dosen't like to work under any conditions

Daddy Jim!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Daddy Jim!

Is he implying Jim is sweeping for Hambone? Is Ralph's self-inflicted dementia is so bad he forgot Cancer Man was one of the first to spar with Jeremy like a decade ago when he tried to run gay ops to get Jim's channel taken down?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Is he implying Jim is sweeping for Hambone? Is Ralph's self-inflicted dementia is so bad he forgot Cancer Man was one of the first to spar with Jeremy like a decade ago when he tried to run gay ops to get Jim's channel taken down?

I think he just wants an excuse to get attention from his father figure again. If he prods him enough with his gunt, daddy will surely throw a joke or an insult his way and make him feel all warm and cuddly inside again!

 

[Stiffy]

"Trust no bish"
There's a video of something very embarrassing that is going to leak, book it!

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I think it's an abortion

Doubt it, didn't he talk about icedancer taking some abortion medication after he left? I don't think he would be too embarrassed about it like the wigger he is.

 

[Pelican Bones]

It's an absolute nothing and Gabe will fumble this like he did with the Rekieta shit.