🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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At the rate things are going, PPP is gonna need a triangle dinging powertool
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Somehow Melonie Mac has made me more Mad at the Internet (TM) than a lot of other cows I've seen over the years like Ralph, Rekieta or even Jer himself. It's not enough that her voice feels like a cheese grater rubbing right against my fucking skull; it's that in conjunction with the fact that she uses it to enable Hamplanet's behavior all the while spewing her bullshit about God or whatever the fuck in an almost gleeful manner. It's fucking sickening.
It is a combination of being painfully fake/performative, vapid, disingenuous, wilful ignorance, outright lying, low-IQ, gas-lighting, the ear raping voice (she is worse than Anna Kasparian) and the awful cackle.
It annoys me that Mel laughs at everybody on the internet and talks down to us like we're stupid, then she spews out a bunch of bullshit lies.
 
There should be a new term that replaces lolcow for these people because it's becoming an insult to actual lolcows. I have never seen people so inept to handle situations that should be easy to navigate through. Like you milk the cows for the lol, but this almost feels like making fun of a person with Down Syndrome. I'm honestly flabbergasted at how retarded these people are. How did they make a name for themselves at all?
 
this thread will be 3000 pages before wednesday at this rate, and thats with shambly's radio silence


i dont think anyone archived the chat which was the best bit. i reinstalled windows last week and lost all my capture settings and im sure theres a better way to archive it but im retarded. if theres a better way to do this let me know in the comments

p1 mayr brutally raped by chat



Streamer: Chrissie Mayr
Title: SimpCast! Let's Talk about Oranges for a bit... Then other stuff
Date: 2026-05-10
Service: youtube (a)(a)(a)
Archive.org:
video (details page - 1080p mkv - 1080p mp4)
chat (txt - jsonl - 7z)

chat-downloader output attached. 7z contains the jsonl file.

fucking champion, thankyou
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
I'm just gonna say it. I think it's only recently that the quartering has been caught as a flaggot.

I honestly believe he has been flagging shit for years. Just like his content has always been lazy boomer slop, I think he has been flagging shit his entire career. I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't flagged his own shit to feed the "my channel is under attack, money now!' shtick.
 
I'm of the opinion that he has some sort of dirt on her, or she genuinely believes that Jer's side will end up winning. If she really thought it was over and she was cashing out tonight, then she should've brought on PPP and kept feigning ignorance. The superchats would've been ceaseless.
Many are overlooking some key facts. For one, Mayr's audience probably mirrors Jer's: 90% clueless boomers who fall for this retarded grift mixed with 10% genuine austists who bear the financial burden of supporting these talentless hacks. Chrissie is flustered not because she's wrong/lying—she already knows the truth—she is pissed off that she can't run her usual low-effort slop livestream. I believe she only chose to try to address the issue on this stream was a failed attempt to quash the heat and prevent relentless trolling on her future shows. Needless to say, that doesn't appear to be happening.

More importantly, Jeremy Hambly may be one of the biggest simps on the planet. Sure, he can't compete with Saudi princes, but they end up getting pussy out of the deal. Chrissie leeched off Nana for years and probably resents losing her meal ticket. To NY gutterwhore "comediennes" like Mayr see Jeremy Hambly as a big, juicy Christmas ham. When Chrissie hears "Sidney Watson" and "$250,000," those little remaining cogent thoughts exit her head and she is already fantasizing about she's going to do with all of Jer's money. It's possible that she dreams of replacing HCB or Mel on the livestream, receiving thousands of dollars a month for doing basically nothing. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she just didn't want to lose the ability to be a guest host.

When I say that Anthony Cumia overpayed people like Mayr or Geno Bisconte or Aaron Berg, I am not remarking on Anthony's wealth, merely the dollar-to-entertainment-value ratio. I would bet that she made one to two hundred bucks + free lunch per appearance. I am comfortable saying that she is defending Jer for as little as $500/month to shill his coffee.

Also, in addition to the infamous Christmas present theft, Mayr also played in actual garbage in the streets of NYC with notorious pedophile Anthony Cumia.
 
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