💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[The Secret Sauce]

I could find time to be frustrated that once again Anisa is cute, actually and I would sex her is back on the menu.

Instead I'm going to remember the hoes I've seen some people on this website defend / simp for. Green Reddit, you never disappoint.

There should be an AI screening posts for Anisa apologetics before they're posted. If it detects that you're about to embarrass yourself, it should throw up a collage of these images alongside a message reading "Are you sure you want to let everyone know that she'd be a hottie if not for the tattoos?".

Spoiler: Hidden for the benefit of breakfast appreciators

 

[No Highlights]

The felted_imp heel turn from praising Anisa to Ian's detriment, to dogging Anisa as well, is pretty funny. More evidence it's Maureen behind the account?

The Kiki pic is 100% copied or traced. You can tell by the style of line work. It's oddly confident compared to her other drawings, if that makes sense? It's too clean compared to her other drawings.

She probably took a different character for the body, probably another Ghibli character or a shojo anime character fanart. I know I've seen that exact Kiki face in full colour somewhere, so I think they're Frankensteined together.

 

[internet friend]

There should be an AI screening posts for Anisa apologetics before they're posted. If it detects that you're about to embarrass yourself, it should throw up a collage of these images alongside a message reading "Are you sure you want to let everyone know that she'd be a hottie if not for the tattoos?".

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Spoiler that shit, I'm trying to eat breakfast here!

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Who looks more like a homeless drug addict? Jer or Ian? (Reminder Jer abuses Xanax along with his binge drinking.)

Jer looks like a trucker rapist from a horror movie, while Ian looks like straight up a goblin from LoTR. One looks like he at least has a job when he's not out there kidnapping women while the other looks like he feeds of the rotten carcases that fall off the bridge.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

There should be an AI screening posts for Anisa apologetics before they're posted. If it detects that you're about to embarrass yourself, it should throw up a collage of these images alongside a message reading "Are you sure you want to let everyone know that she'd be a hottie if not for the tattoos?".

This website has taught be many things but there are two that are pertinent now:
1. The passion with which a foid may be defended is proportional to her cup size and for how long she can be "one of the boys". In vtuber cases, you don't even need evidence.
2. A woman calling a woman a pick-me is worse than a man calling a woman a bitch.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

I would NOT have sex with Anisa.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

This website has taught be many things but there are two are pertinent now.
1. The passion with which a foid may be defended is proportional to her cup size and for how long she can be "one of the boys". In vtuber cases, you don't even need evidence.
2. A woman calling a woman a pick-me is worse than a man calling a woman a bitch.

3- The right combination of makeup, facetune, and deceptive lighting/angles can trick men into thinking you're hot as long as you aren't morbidly obese.
I'll confess, I might never have realized how ugly she was if the veil hadn't been ripped from my eyes by tireless effort of the Jomhasisters.

 

[scumfuck]

First time I see or hear about this beacons.ai, so no comments on this one. Maybe it's owned by Palestinians or something.

To add onto this, I think it's very funny she added a Spanish option for her instagram after your post

 

[poopshoes]

Alright I guess I have to explain this phenomenon, almost every guy on Earth wants to fuck women frequently and will accept most opportunities. They don't mean she's cute in a real "cute" sense, she looks easy. Pre-tattoo anus looks like the girl that would only hang out with guys and literally fuck around and destroy a friend group, post-tattoo anus looks like the trashy bar whore that's going to end up going home with someone at the end of the night and isn't totally blown out yet.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

I would NOT have sex with Anisa.

I have a few questions.
1. Do I have to put up with her afterwards?
2.do I know for a fact she won't get pregnant?
3. Dose she do whatever I want?
4. Before or after tattoos?

 

[Carnavoyeur]

You know it's been too long since one of them did something stupid when the moids start arguing with no one over whether they'd fuck Anisa or not

 

[Gurney Halleck]

To add onto this, I think it's very funny she added a Spanish option for her instagram after your post
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She should add an option for Telugu if she really wants to appeal to her ideal audience.

 

[Hangry Olivia Hye]

First time I see or hear about this beacons.ai, so no comments on this one. Maybe it's owned by Palestinians or something.

I looked it up, the CEOs are mostly chinese.

Idk how someone can be so obsessed over a detractor. Isnt Ethan successful? Why waste the mental energy on idubbz

For the same reason we're all here, it's amusing to watch such a trainwreck.

It's an instant morale boost: my life may be shitty sometimes but at least I'm not one of the Jomhas.

 

[Jannycide_Now]

Anisa otherwise just looks like a cute alt/hipster chick

There is a reason Anisa could make a living showing her cleavage in 10 years ago, and there is a reason she can't make a living showing her tits now.

Basically any woman who is attractive in her twenties can be attractive in her thirties, they just have to take care of themselves. With good skincare, maybe some tasteful Botox, you can push a good bit further.

Anisa, however, has utterly destroyed her appearance to a point that's genuinely impossible to recover from. The only easy W is to stop having androgynous or masculine haircuts that make her look like a poor redneck teenage boy whose meth head mom can't afford to get him a haircut.

From there, her tits have been damaged by those giant implants. Skin stretches and atrophies; they're now saggy in ways they weren't before and she can't afford to repair them. Her body is covered in those distractingly hideous tattoos. Her stress is tremendous and she wears it on her face. She's just tired in a way that sleep and skincare can't ever fix.

She's worn out, nasty, and depressing. I can look at her and see how she may have once been attractive, but I can't imagine how people find her attractive now. I know her onlyfans is small but I'm genuinely astounded she has enough subs to even justify keeping it open at all.

 

[Darth Insanius]

Guys just hear me out

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

If Anisa loves Dennys so much, why doesn't she get a job there.

There should be an AI screening posts for Anisa apologetics before they're posted. If it detects that you're about to embarrass yourself, it should throw up a collage of these images alongside a message reading "Are you sure you want to let everyone know that she'd be a hottie if not for the tattoos?".

Spoiler: Hidden for the benefit of breakfast appreciators

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Aside from everything wrong with her face, her neck is really short...

Enhance.
Anisa drawing an ahegao face on a 13 year old (Kiki's Delivery Service) is a very strange choice indeed.

I mean it is probably traced but if not, it reminded me heavily of this character from spirited away.

 

[man_made_of_meat]

She doesn't look unfuckable, it's the outside context that ruins it.

Her attitude, B.O, trashiness, lack of hygiene, being a succubus who feeds on success, will and happiness and leaves an empty shell in it's place...

The point is always the same: there are people out there that would gladly unironically have sex with Chantal or Alr.
Anusa specifically has the main counterpoint of being an insufferable ignorant cloutchaser retarded dickrider, with zero personality and a potential bpd on top of that.
It s all about choices, eventually.
Is the ride worth the risk?

 

[Big Fart Bart]

There's nothing wrong with tracing or copying by the way, if any aspiring artists are reading this thread.
Everyone does it to learn and its a extremely efficient way of learning if you think about what you are doing and question the lines.
The issue is that she pretends its her art.

 

[toasted-butter]

The general consensus from posters in the thread for "Lolcows You Would Unironically Sex", people said that aside from looking trashy and being a tankie scum, Anisa otherwise just looks like a cute alt/hipster chick. Hell, to show I'm not being politically biased, I'd say the same about Melonie Mac: both ladies look like they crawled out of a Burning Angel video from the 2000s, if you're into that.

I find Melonie as annoying and stupid as the next person but I can't believe you would even compare her appearance to Anisa's

 

[TheArtilleryman]

There should be an AI screening posts for Anisa apologetics before they're posted. If it detects that you're about to embarrass yourself, it should throw up a collage of these images alongside a message reading "Are you sure you want to let everyone know that she'd be a hottie if not for the tattoos?".

Spoiler: Hidden for the benefit of breakfast appreciators

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She would suffice if there were no other women left. Best I can do.