🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[AnOminous]

The King was not mentioned on MATI it seems, but... He is doing His Work

https://x.com/BillyPacMan/status/2050712610392453555

It's pretty hilarious how Lobst smeared Billy then tried to monetize Billy's lawsuit against him and ended up broke, but Billy is now monetizing Lobst's humiliation.

 

[mlanguishi]

It's pretty hilarious how Lobst smeared Billy then tried to monetize Billy's lawsuit against him and ended up broke, but Billy is now monetizing Lobst's humiliation.

As the great movie said..

0:02

And he's still at it

https://x.com/BillyPacMan/status/2051301575415746845

0:16

 

[farmer andy]

Overnight or even 3-day from the other side of the world makes letter mail pricing seem likeable bargain.

Discount code KARL POSTS

 

[mlanguishi]

Billy just won't stop jeez.

https://x.com/BillyPacMan/status/2051656714454524235

 

[You're an idiot]

Just bought my own Spicy Lover's Pack™ of Ricky's World Famous Sauce™ using code KARL LOBST. An order that would have been $45 is now just $31, and the best part is FREE SHIPPING. Get it while it's HOT!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Karl has already amended his complaint.
I am too lazy to compare it to the old one.

If anyone wants to have a go, see attachment.

 

[mlanguishi]

Just bought my own Spicy Lover's Pack™ of Ricky's World Famous Sauce™ using code KARL LOBST. An order that would have been $45 is now just $31, and the best part is FREE SHIPPING. Get it while it's HOT!

I'm not a hot sauce guy really but I ordered the King of Kong special, just 1 bottle. $17.50 shipped total is a great deal to me and will probably last me years.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Just bought my own Spicy Lover's Pack™ of Ricky's World Famous Sauce™ using code KARL LOBST. An order that would have been $45 is now just $31, and the best part is FREE SHIPPING. Get it while it's HOT!

You know what doesn't have free shipping? Mailing documents from Australia to the United States

 

[Terfatron]

Truly God's weakest soldier

 

[PrestonHolt]

Truly God's weakest soldier
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I hate this albino faggot so much, "because of billy I can't sleep" maybe you shouldn't have accused him of being responsible for guys suicide? He's already mentally trooned out in avoiding responsibility for his actions.

 

[DicklordWizard]

Truly God's weakest soldier
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The Lobst will always tell you what happened to him, but he'll never tell you why.

Karl has to be aware how much of a hypocrite this makes him look, even to his own audience. He did the exact same thing to Billy, but worse, in wider scale, over a longer period of time, and then bragged about weaseling out of the court-ordered punishment he was supposed to receive for it.

Maybe that's Karl's strategy. He trying to be a huge hypocrite on purpose by using the same type of arguments Billy used. So when Karl wins, he gets to make a video and say "Look how easy it is to fool judges. This gullible judge fell for my bullshit sob story just like the last one fell for Billy's. This proves that Billy owning my ass last year meant nothing."

 

[Stupid Faggot]

I think Karl might genuinely be stupid/arrogant enough to not see the irony in this shit. I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks that being stressed out by a court case is an experience wholly unique to him.
Forcing him to accept consequences for his actions (which he's worming around anyway) is cruel and unusual and simply too much for any sloptuber to bear.

 

[Tsar Nicky]

PAL is inferior gaming.

This response is late and gay, but I find it baffling that Jobst spent so much time and effort speed running and was still on a PAL console. It doesn't matter if you aren't a huge sweat, but if you're going for world record you'd think the thousands of hours being squandered would justify just getting a fucking NTSC console at some point so you aren't getting absolutely cucked by the loading times and inferior framerate. Motherfucker can't even be autistic correctly.

 

[ZipDisk]

Haha, yes, continue to shit on the leper for being a PAL loser.

 

[Tsar Nicky]

Haha, yes, continue to shit on the leper for being a PAL loser.

If I decided to speedrun an old ass game I'd just use an emulator because ain't no way I'm paying for an old console at the inflated prices a lot of them are at, much less an NTSC one that I then have to get an adapter for or however you make it work. Putting a billion hours into playing the same game over and over again while being a 50hz nigger? Lol, lmao even.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Truly God's weakest soldier
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I'm surprised that the transparent retard also didn't list "unable to perform sexually and please his wife", but we all know that was a pre-exisiting condition.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm surprised that the transparent retard also didn't list "unable to perform sexually and please his wife", but we all know that was a pre-exisiting condition.

Billy has mind-raped the Albino, and may have accepted Karl's wife as his house slave in lieu of payment.

 

[Carlos Thin]

This response is late and gay, but I find it baffling that Jobst spent so much time and effort speed running and was still on a PAL console. It doesn't matter if you aren't a huge sweat, but if you're going for world record you'd think the thousands of hours being squandered would justify just getting a fucking NTSC console at some point so you aren't getting absolutely cucked by the loading times and inferior framerate. Motherfucker can't even be autistic correctly.

Some games are better speedrun in PAL. Crash 2 for instance has a level skip only possible on PAL which cuts far more time than the NTSC version. Other games' movement speed is increased to compensate for the difference which makes individual level runs quicker in PAL. I know GoldenEye has separate rankings for PAL runs so its not like he's a second or two off everyone he's competing against. Then again, he is a moron.

 

[No Shot Bucko]

The Lobst will always tell you what happened to him, but he'll never tell you why.

Karl has to be aware how much of a hypocrite this makes him look, even to his own audience. He did the exact same thing to Billy, but worse, in wider scale, over a longer period of time, and then bragged about weaseling out of the court-ordered punishment he was supposed to receive for it.

Maybe that's Karl's strategy. He trying to be a huge hypocrite on purpose by using the same type of arguments Billy used. So when Karl wins, he gets to make a video and say "Look how easy it is to fool judges. This gullible judge fell for my bullshit sob story just like the last one fell for Billy's. This proves that Billy owning my ass last year meant nothing."

In top of that on how he knows what did to billy in terms of business wise partnerships, sponsors, opportunities income lose and reputation as whole.

But hey, If it doesn't happens to karl then he should not worry nor care about messing with someone else's income right?!

Legit this guy is living by his title of being BILLY'S BITCH, Is clear as day he's dumping a huge BS over this just to see if that ever gets to the judge's heart lol. Which i hope she does background check on the previous lolsuit in kangaroo land just to deny this as many other bogus arguments he may thrown into this shit.

If anything is solely doing it as a personal yet VERY retarded must to at least try to own MR American Tie hot sauce guy mullet man for the ultimate gotcha, but in reality likely that's gonna backfire if billy ever feels the need to obliterate his albino pathetic ass.

I do wonder if billy plans to give him a 2nd BTFO or just dismiss this joke of lolsuit at earliest convenient?

 

[Corbax]

Truly God's weakest soldier
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Karl has talked about his shitty sleep schedule in his videos, as in this has been a longterm thing not caused by Billy. Why include something so easily disprovable by his own words?