🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

HE LOOKS AT MEN'S COCKS AT THE PISS TROUGH!

 

[Plymouth Laser]

HELP ! JERSQUATCH IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE WOKE LEFT !

 

[RMQualtrough]

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[Jose Beaner Luna]

This is IRL Disco Elysium, he's critically failing every speech check, im specting him to just pull a gun and put it on his mouth as the clip goes on.

 

[Carbiter]

I'll let Craig slide for being a Texas Rangers fan. But yeah, DSP IS FUNNY. He doesn't know why he's funny but he's funny.

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DSP will always be funnier, just never for the reasons he wants. Hasan has almost no moments where he has ever been funny, while we can all laugh at Quartering for shitting himself.

 

[Hater of Minorities]

The sheer business acumen a marketing degree entails, ladies and gentlemen. Are there any bridges for sale in Wisconsin?

 

[Schpoots]

Does anyone know what year the ren faire was recorded?

 

[Oxyjen]

Not even alogging. The intro to that renaissance video is so awkward. I bet he was drunk all day and annoyed the fuck out of everyone else. Ryan is looking at him like he's an alien and his wife literally ignores him.

They must be so glad to ditch him. Especially now he’s fired up TTS, can you imagine…

I’m sure PPP just said “Mediev-bull” as a complete throwaway.

 

[Farmer9876]

Please guys, don't BULLy him.

 

[RMQualtrough]

They must be so glad to ditch him. Especially now he’s fired up TTS, can you imagine…

I’m sure PPP just said “Mediev-bull” as a complete throwaway.

It was very awkward. You could feel they just wanted him to fuck off so they could get handsy with each other. That's what it was. It's like when a couple wanna go smash and someone is overstaying their welcome. I guess because yeah it literally is that.

It reminded me of that Cuckold Simulator game...

 

[Crypt Kicker]

I hope KC goes after Synthetic Man once they're done with Jer, dude's also a massive flaggot, an internet tough guy, and a porn addict like Jer

I agree with the sentiment, but who REALLY gives a shit about Synthetic Man? He'd make for a good bit, but that's it.

 

[Axel]

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I hope it is not too annoying if I post this here, if it is a problem just tell me.
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Has the flattest chest an fbi that loves waterboarding can dream off. You can get the whole taliban to talk with that flat rack and some water.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

"Heeeyyy Bay-beh!"
Holy fucking shit, Jer.

"uhmm uhh.. h-hey bay-beh! what are what are uhmm what are you going up to this weekend?"

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

It’s amazing that he thinks if only he wasn’t married, he’d be swimming in gash Jeremy Women want nothing to do with you even when you pay them. You’re morbidly obese and inappropriate.

He really does think that his wife is the limiting factor on his lifestyle which is crazy considering she's about 6 points out of his league.
When he is walking around on that stream calling women out with their kids "DTF MILFS" he's basically just fantasizing about all the pussy he could have without that darn ring on his finger.

I think he is spergy enough to see other rightoid trump streamers neck deep in onlyfans whores in an adjacent online space and think to himself that could be him because he's a streamer too.

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

He's either filming the dirt or straight into the sky, it's fucking infuriating how shit this is haha

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Like some animorphs shit, This isnt even his final form!
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That's some Violator's shit, man

 

[Crypt Kicker]

He's either filming the dirt or straight into the sky, it's fucking infuriating how shit this is haha

Pretty sure he's steadily checking out woman's asses and bodies while filming, so when he gets spotted he looks away, instinctively pointing his camera either up or down the way he averts his eyes.
Sounds plausible at least.

 

[AltisticRight]

I was in the area and decided to make the most of it. During my travels, I came to three conclusions.

Excellent post, easily one of your best among the many!
(Fellow avocado toast enjoyer too, haters gonna hate.)
Now combined with this, let's settle it unabashedly with 100% precision. There was never any doubt but no half measure.

Here's that video. and the tweet.
https://x.com/TheQuartering/status/1547959220175155201

Get fucked, Jer.
Scammer.

(Green points to the exact same red hopper.)

Coffee Brand Coffee also has a Wholesale & Corporate section of their website [archive] which is parroting the SAME sections with nearly identical information. The oddly specific ski resort mention and the Wasatch front delivery part reads like Jer ran it through some AI to word things slightly differently. Why the fuck is Jeremy trying to pretend he's running the show here? This is so embarrassing.

I would assume it's similar to crap sold on Amazon and Etsy nowadays where they all pretend to be wholesaler. Nobody in the chain of 10+ businesses owns any shop except from the factory the goods were made in.
This also explains why the quality is so inconsistent. They're at the mercy of the supplier. Millcreek roasts excellent beans but it appears that they're no longer a supplier. Jer probably pivoted to a cheaper one to maximise margins because he's a fat grifting piece of lying cuck. He wanted to act like a wholesaler to pocket the difference. Such scummy behaviour, nobody's shocked. Even the White House is selling white labelled crap from Shenzhen.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

I agree with the sentiment, but who REALLY gives a shit about Synthetic Man? He'd make for a good bit, but that's it.

IIRC, a lot if viewers/onlookers said the same when KC were initially going after Jer. “Who gives a shit about that fat fuck, he’s too boring to cover like this etc.” well, look how that turned out.

I genuinely believe there could be some real nefarious shit to be uncovered on the Synthetic Faggot.