💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
I don't think Ralph is going to fuck Aaron by talking about Kayla, Ralph's been on recently and was able to help himself.
What’s super stupid is Aaron announcing it ahead of time so Nick can reach out to Ralph to try to get him to say something that may work in his favor. With Ralph being mad at Scarlett, he is apt to forget that Nick was still texting her even after Ralph made a big deal about it numerous times.

Again: Aaron is a fucking moron. It warms my heart to know both he and Nick are suffering as a result of their mutual masturbation to retardation.
 
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“HAHA guys Unbreaded! Remember that? The Unbreaded manifesto. The document called Unbreaded.
I’m bringing it up again, by the way. That thing on my stream. Right now. Unbreaded!
Still funny! Still hitting! Unbreaded!"
 
It's good to know Aaron is still 100% capable of self-sabotage.

EDIT: So, do we think Aaron's lawyer is crying or pre-deciding how he's gonna spend all the new money coming his way for this little stunt? (Is Ralph a felon for purposes of not interacting with felons, or is that not part of his guilty plea conditions?)
 
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“HAHA guys Unbreaded! Remember that? The Unbreaded manifesto. The document called Unbreaded.
I’m bringing it up again, by the way. That thing on my stream. Right now. Unbreaded!
Still funny! Still hitting! Unbreaded!"
Even when I was still a fan of Nick's that Unbreaded shit was so unfunny and dumb that I'd tune out for the night when it came up. I couldn't believe that he actually made that a long-running thing.
 
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“HAHA guys Unbreaded! Remember that? The Unbreaded manifesto. The document called Unbreaded.
I’m bringing it up again, by the way. That thing on my stream. Right now. Unbreaded!
Still funny! Still hitting! Unbreaded!"

Nick is trying all his old tricks to try to get the same response, and they are not working. He pissed away all the goodwill and luck he ever had.

This is why he will eventually violate probation--he will NEED to get back to that old high he used to get.

Even when I was still a fan of Nick's that Unbreaded shit was so unfunny and dumb that I'd tune out for the night when it came up. I couldn't believe that he actually made that a long-running thing.
I laughed when he CTRL-F'd 'nigger' and it came up something like 12,374 times, but it got old after 3-4 iterations. There are 2-3 good copypastas from it.

"I don't know how to do non-lengthy responses"

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Spoken by Polonius in Hamlet--the most long-winded character in the play. It is an intentional joke.

I am guessing that Creative Writing degree curricula differs from English or Literature--or he is too gassed in the grey matter to be able to realise it. Kind of like a cop at Denny's...
 
As long as it comes with the disclaimer of "shut the fuck up about the subject of a previous conviction" for Ralph and kick him off the millisecond he does, he should be fine.
I expect it to be nontent anyway, Aaron won't push Ralph, he'll let him bloviate about his legacy or some shit. Ralph will semi-reference some "juicy details" without any substance, Aaron will let him have his "victory lap" and cut the interview with a friendly goodbye.
No, he'll somehow fuck up and get arrested again. That applies to both of them because they're both utter retards.
 
Even when I was still a fan of Nick's that Unbreaded shit was so unfunny and dumb that I'd tune out for the night when it came up. I couldn't believe that he actually made that a long-running thing.
It was funny the first couple times but he was usually so fucked up by the time he got to it he could barely read the shit. Even back in his heyday he was kind of the master of running a gag into the ground.
 
It was funny the first couple times but he was usually so fucked up by the time he got to it he could barely read the shit. Even back in his heyday he was kind of the master of running a gag into the ground.
Unbreaded was when he became so painfully unfunny he was unwatchable. It was certainly not his first unfunny gag he ran into the ground (Ronversations), although that became even more ridiculous when everyone figured out that unlike Roy Soye, Nick is an actual, literal cuck.
 
I laughed when he CTRL-F'd 'nigger' and it came up something like 12,374 times, but it got old after 3-4 iterations. There are 2-3 good copypastas from it.
10,386. Why I remembered the number, I don't fucking know.

Emily D. Baker said "Fuck no" when she heard the number.
Even back in his heyday he was kind of the master of running a gag into the ground.
Every single joke he's made has been run into the ground by him. It's more funny to make fun of him to make fun of his stupid attempts at jokes than the actual jokes. Just look at every single variation of sandwich jokes he's tried to make against Sean to call him fat, even though Nick has spoken more (and at length) about sandwiches than Sean ever has.
 
Just look at every single variation of sandwich jokes he's tried to make against Sean to call him fat, even though Nick has spoken more (and at length) about sandwiches than Sean ever has.
Nick doesn't appear to understand that mocking someone for something they admit to and are fine with is not funny. It just makes you look like a fool.

The funniness in an insult is not that you point out an obvious trait, but that the person insulted responds furiously, such as, for instance, angrily denying being fat despite being visibly morbidly obese.
 
Nick doesn't appear to understand that mocking someone for something they admit to and are fine with is not funny. It just makes you look like a fool.

The funniness in an insult is not that you point out an obvious trait, but that the person insulted responds furiously, such as, for instance, angrily denying being fat despite being visibly morbidly obese.
Call Sean fat and he'll laugh about it

Call Nick a child doser and he'll spend 10 tweets ranting at you and then blocking you
 
It was funny the first couple times but he was usually so fucked up by the time he got to it he could barely read the shit. Even back in his heyday he was kind of the master of running a gag into the ground.
It was disturbing how into it he was too. Like yeah, we all thought the manifesto was worth a laugh, but seeing him revelling in it stream after stream and drawing it out for months was twisted. I remember thinking at the time that it was like Nick was revelling in the experience of seeing his own thought process expressed by someone else, and oh how true that turned out to be - there's not much difference between Nick's cokestream ramblings and the manifesto, except Harris managed to be funnier because even schizos are better at setting up jokes.
 
So Aaron Imholte is going to interview Ethan Ralph who is wanted by Milwaukee and absconded with his BLACKED pornstar's dirty MacBook of secrets. That's hilarious.
Watch Ethan Ralph talk about Our Wife's busted box and land Aaron Imholte 27 years in jail.
 
If Aaron has any sense at all, a segment with the Ralphamale would be pre-recorded so anything that might land him in legal trouble could find its rightful place on the cutting room floor.

But we all know Aaron doesn't have any sense, so he's going to rawdog this just like how he rawdogged Nick's wife.
 
If Aaron has any sense at all, a segment with the Ralphamale would be pre-recorded so anything that might land him in legal trouble could find its rightful place on the cutting room floor.

But we all know Aaron doesn't have any sense, so he's going to rawdog this just like how he rawdogged Nick's wife.
To be fair, prerecorded segment would make to much sense, you could try and get Ralph to be actually semi sober and not fucked up drunk, which is why it will never happen, im sure it will be live and Ralph will say something really dumb.
 
To be fair, prerecorded segment would make to much sense, you could try and get Ralph to be actually semi sober and not fucked up drunk, which is why it will never happen, im sure it will be live and Ralph will say something really dumb.
:diddler: BAI THE WAI REKEETA I SMASHED YER DIRTY WHORE WAIFS BUSTED OLE PUSSY

*Audible loud banging in the background*
OPEN THE DOOR
 
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