🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[RotPockets]

The Drink is calling him.

Explains his penguin build and wife's predisposition towards "strangers in the night"

 

[yydszmiteg2]

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I like how he says can WE stop the infighting on the right and can WE focus on the left. Who is WE ham planet? You best be speaking french right now because YOU said you were never right wing. If you are tired of the house keeping going on then do use all a favour and just leave the internet.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Ham Mountain just uploaded a tiktok about the white house dinner where half the video's audio is high pitched and distorted. Is he trolling us? I tried to rip it but Tiktok doesn't allow screen record to capture audio now.

Mixing benzo dependence and alcoholism is probably one of the worst things you can do to your brain and many people become essentially rage pigs. Xanax in particular has the reputation as "jail pills" because you'll often be crashing out with zero awareness of what you're doing , some people go for MONTHS in a fog only to awaken to lost relationships,jobs, family, friends etc etc with no memory of what the fuck happened.

To me this explains some of his behavior, I doubt it's super severe now but don't be surprised if we get a short one day where he's drooling on himself in silence in a few months

 

[gunt cat]

I was watching KC back in July when they got like MAYBE 2k viewers per night talking about Ralph and Phil. The Hamplanet has quintupled their viewer count and it is still rising.
This is a textbook example on how the Streisand Effect can signal boost your detractors into the stratosphere.

 

[Lake_Cresva_Sailor]

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Same thing on his Instagram. He pushed out this video without even watching it first.

Ham-schmuck buddy, I make 30 second slop clips on the toilet and even I proof read(watch) my shit for errors and fuck ups. This is unacceptable. Haaawnestly peemp.

 

[Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid]

Same thing on his Instagram. He pushed out this video without even watching it first.

Ham-schmuck buddy, I make 30 second slop clips on the toilet and even I proof read(watch) my shit for errors and fuck ups. This is unacceptable. Haaawnestly peemp.

the only thing on his mind right now is getting his views back up, i think. pump out as much as possible and let the algorithm guide his marks to him. no time to review, every minute he wastes is another minute that a vid can't go viral and another minute away from the story's peak virality.
now, now, now; more, more, more. it's the hambly way.

 

[Hostile Takeover]

What was this I heard about the RumBULL wanting a phone number to sign up? All I needed to make an account was an email and bunch of captchas. Is it just for the paid locals section? On that note, was Locals it's own thing at one point? Was it always part of Rumble or did it go under/get bought out or somehow fold into them?
I've heard the app is dogshit but I'll deal with whatever jeet vibecode app or "Rhino pill, no headache" gas station dick pill ads just to listen along with 8 hour videos about my favorite people to hate while laboring away. Anything to take food out of Jer's table fat mush mouth slop hole and give it to Flaked's family.
I didn't even think about it at the time but I should have taken a screenshot of the "find what you like" splash screen on Rumble showing kino clips and stuttering craig first for gaming, podcasts, and music... with quarter cuck at the very last spot at the bottom of the list.

When I tried shitposting in ghost politics live chat on RumBULL, I got hit with a "verify your phone number to chat" bullshit. They don't ask for it on account creation. Maybe some creators turn it on? Still gay, and one of my few experiences using the site.

 

[Piss In The Snow Is It AI]

A kid saves a marriage 1000x than a bull. That's my point, Jeremy wants one. Does Heather wants one?

I come here to apologize for my piss poor take after all the backlash. But Mrs. Quartering is getting a lot of overcorrecting sweeping from the Kino Casino. If the “bull” is indeed real, then she is not this great wife who is keeping herself in shape to save the marriage. Was the bull her idea to save the marriage? Why not have a child instead?

 

[Stunner900]

So are we just waiting for Jeremy’s next alcohol crash out?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

So are we just waiting for Jeremy’s next alcohol crash out?

yeah in about 3 hours or so

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

Nice ‘Keywords’, poseur faggot.
How is that imposter syndrome treating you, cuck?
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Can't even avoid putting his fetishes in his channel tags, ffs...

Side note, aren't multi word tags possible if you use quotes specifically to avoid shit like that?

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

So are we just waiting for Jeremy’s next alcohol crash out?

Yeah....dont worry it wont take very long.

 

[Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid]

He finally uploaded a couple videos on his Rumble which from what I'm reading here is basically the last platform he hadn't yet uploaded. One of them is the one where he's muted for a minute and a half, nothing fixed or edited lmao. And on "God's day"! SUFFAH RUMBLE! SUFFAH GOD!

Side note, aren't multi word tags possible if you use quotes specifically to avoid shit like that?

yeah but if you use multi word tags it will only be effective if you search those words in the same order

 

[kkreemstar]

I dont know why the KC channel hasn't been reinstated. They didn't break any rules?? So, should we call it Hamblytube instead? His word makes them change or something? Have I got this all down right? They didn't do shit, Andy was unbanned.. for one. But their clips channel, was all ran by Flake, ..right? So, wtf

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

yeah but if you use multi word tags it will only be effective if you search those words in the same order

true but who is going to search "conservative perspective black" looking for BCP or "pool tim" for Tim Pool?

 

[quarter_grifter]

The funniest thing Stuttering Craig or Venti could do is reach out to Jer and say: "Let me know if there is anything I can do to help."

I believe this is what you meant to say.

Was the bull her idea to save the marriage?

It's probably not worth the time to focus on the jewbull's heifer. Even best-case scenario for her is probably not very reflective of a good character, but it's not like she's online personally battling the detractors, and Jer doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks of her, because he himself doesn't think highly of her. The worst that needs to be said about her comes from Jer's own mouth, and the rest is good enough as jokes to laugh at.

 

[Oranges]

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He finally uploaded a couple videos on his Rumble which from what I'm reading here is basically the last platform he hadn't yet uploaded. One of them is the one where he's muted for a minute and a half, nothing fixed or edited lmao. And on "God's day"! SUFFAH RUMBLE! SUFFAH GOD!

Now that Jerjeet won't be getting any special privileges there and the Kino Casino might start acting as his rumBulls, he'll start treating it like the red headed step child as his deity Tim Pool does. You go squat over on rumble only after the other digital streets have been filled with shit.

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[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

I dont know why the KC channel hasn't been reinstated. They didn't break any rules?? So, should we call it Hamblytube instead? His word makes them change or something? Have I got this all down right? They didn't do shit, Andy was unbanned.. for one. But their clips channel, was all ran by Flake, ..right? So, wtf

Nobody with any real pull is involved with this. H3H3 is the biggest character in this arc as far as YouTube is concerned and even he doesn’t really have any juice.

Jeremy doesn’t even have real pull at YouTube. It’s not like he called YouTube HQ and said “hey these guys are being mean to me, the Illustrious Quartering, and I demand you remove them!”

He either flagged it with the big account trusted flagger buff à la MundaneMatt or called his YouTube rep and asked him to look into this “ban evasion” account and the automated system did what it does. After that YouTube doesn’t give a shit.

 

[Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid]

true but who is going to search "conservative perspective black" looking for BCP or "pool tim" for Tim Pool?

if one of the words is typo'd it will still trigger the other tags if they are all separate.

 

[Piss In The Snow Is It AI]

Is this why he hates non-non-jeets? (this might not be a non-not-jeet. sue me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlOLjPg3XmE