🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[Lake_Cresva_Sailor]

Everythings fine.
Look at my social blade.
Cope more loser.
I'm not tired.
I'm not drinking.
I'm in a happy marriage.
I'm rich and successful.
The trolling will blow over soon.

 

[Lloyd Outremer S.A.]

We're fresh off David Wilcock suiciding just the other day.

Steve Cambian needs a new cow.

Warski, PPP, I got your next targets to felt for everyone’s amusement when you’re done and finished with Jeremy: Johnny Junkers and Melonie Mac. They need to be humbled and brought low more than mighty Samson.

NIGGA, when is that Melonie Mac/Johnny Junkers thread going up? Can't expect lard and tard to scrape info from just a bunch of DMs!

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

Doooo-bee-doobie-dooooooooo...

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

>>checks pulse
>>drinks mini fireball
>> cope "dooooobie dooby doo"


>>definitely winning

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

SWEEP IT UP JER JER, HE DOES IT FOR FREE.

 

[MugolEx]

With how much work Jer's jannies are doing, I bet they are getting paid triple since Jeremy is so successful and all.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

Poopy droopy dude / Where are you?
We've got some shorts to steal now!

Poopy droopy dude / Where are you?
We need some cope from you now!

Come on Poopy Dude / I see you
Pretendin' you'll keep your liver.
You're not fooling me / 'cause I can see
The way you shake and shiver!

You know we got a fireball to drink
So Poopy-dude be ready to crash-out!
Don't just pout!
And Poopy-dude if this keeps up
You're gonna have yourself a heart-attack!
That's a fact!

Poopy-droopy-dude / in the loo
You're ready for the week-end.
No one can get to you / Poopy-dude
Because you are just chillin'.

i spent at least ten minutes on this

 

[Jannycide_Now]

Dewwwbiedewbie-do

Whats really funny is that right now, while Jer is at his lowest, I bet his wife is doubling down on her time spent with the bull. She's probably anxious, stressed, and seeing how finances collapse in real time.

Part of why he's drinking so much is that he's home alone and lonely while she spends time with the most important man in her life to get through these tough times.

 

[Particle Bored]

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

Poopy droopy dude / Where are you?
We've got some shorts to steal now!

Poopy droopy dude / Where are you?
We need some cope from you now!

Come on Poopy Dude / I see you
Pretendin' you'll keep your liver.
You're not fooling me / 'cause I can see
The way you shake and shiver!

You know we got a fireball to drink
So Poopy-dude be ready to crash-out!
Don't just pout!
And Poopy-dude if this keeps up
You're gonna have yourself a heart-attack!
That's a fact!

Poopy-droopy-dude / in the loo
You're ready for the week-end.
No one can get to you / Poopy-dude
Because you are just chillin'.

i spent at least ten minutes on this

The show jumped the shark when they brought in Crappy-Doo

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

So who tf is Kid Buu?

Rackets. Small, annoying sounding, full of himself, surprisingly powerful (blocked the bodycam, after all).

 

[Particle Bored]

original felting another cow:

Spoiler

 

[The Hungry African]

The freakering:
Wyświetl załącznik 8909578
This what Mel sees every time before getting her paycheck.

TFW the jew-bull is smashing your wife extra good tonight.

 

[Trans Randy]

>CBC is half artificial sweeteners and flavoring

No wonder Josh likes it.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

There's 2 American truths: Never fuck with the IRS and never fuck with the ATF, he's gonna get raped.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

It's past midnight for most of the U.S. and Kino Casino still has around 9,000 viewers even after 6 hours of streaming. Incredible

 

[Particle Bored]

WE NEED A LEAK OF THE COFFEE BRAND COFFEE AFFILIATES DISCORD.

 

[Dropa5pack]

So the coffee is a complete scam. Not good Jeremy, not good.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm not an expert about any of this but I'm sure you can probably call in to get a formal investigation by the state since there's no fucking information on the CuckBrandCoffee packaging at all whatsoever.

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

It would not surprise me at this point that the coffee is being shipped from China with the most illegal, toxic slurry of crap being poured into it

Jer, this is what happens when you have your packaging made by an Indian off of Fiver. I've bought some cheap crap from them in the past and I recognize their style of work all over it.

Good thing I wasnt stupid enough to actually use their stuff on FOOD PACKAGING you fucking maniac, holy shit

Based on that video the ONLY thing Quartering has on those damn things is the Amazon UPC label, which you need to put it in their warehouses properly.

Amazon WILL FUCKING BAN YOU if you fuck shit up, their fuck up tolerance for merchants is extremely low. If their system actually catches onto his packaging not meeting legal requirements, he might seriously be fucked