🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Mouse Cop]

By the way. Why is Hambly suddenly using the nigger lingo "lie on my name" or "lie on me"? Is Jeremy a nigger now? Do he also be saying "aks"?

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Is having random spasms a prerequisite for being a big streamer? Ethan Klein has the Tourette eyebrows, Destiny has the sliding jaw and Jeremy has that random head sweeping motion he does all the time. It shouldn't annoy me as much as it does, but it's on top of already being repulsive to look at and boring to listen to.

Think about what spasms Rekieta has, and the reason will become clear.

Personally, I think that's why he has to pay Maggie 100k a year to "cut his hair".

Especially these days. It's not as if there's a great deal of it to cut, and it's all hidden under his UPS driver cope cap anyway.

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

What if the oranges are to be delivered to a Denny's? At that point a cop might order a glass of orange juice, and wonder if they got the order right.

Female cop...
Gun drawn...
Ordering oranges...
At Denny's

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Quartering has 2 million channel followers (allegedly). If he stopped chasing the algorithm while desperately trying to get new viewers and instead focused on catering to the viewers that he already has then he would be doing so much better right now, say what you will about his slop content but a lot of people out there like his slop content, but the slop quality has been declining the more desperate Jer gets.

Word of mouth is more valuable than discoverability, if you want proof of this then Take Kino Casino for instance, it's discoverability is practically nil and no one would think to go to Kick to watch them if not for word of mouth, they are incredibly successful despite being on a backwater site.

Quartering needs to relax, put down the beer and stop worshipping at the alter of that all powerful algorithm, he will be happier for it, his content may improve, at least for the people who used to watch him, and a happier and better focused Jer will succeed better than whatever he's killing himself over doing right now, this break might actually be good for him in that respect, it might give him some perspective.

That being said the Quarterplanet is a lolcow, he will not take a break, he will not put down the beer, he will not self reflect, and he will not improve, he will continue to spiral. Prove me wrong Jer.

 

[Magastrate]

He's living through that one mode in burnout 3 where you try to cause the biggest crash possible.

And we're not even a full four months into the year.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Craig's DMs with Melonie:

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 8900706Wyświetl załącznik 8900707Wyświetl załącznik 8900708Wyświetl załącznik 8900709Wyświetl załącznik 8900710Wyświetl załącznik 8900711Wyświetl załącznik 8900712Wyświetl załącznik 8900713Wyświetl załącznik 8900714Wyświetl załącznik 8900715Wyświetl załącznik 8900717Wyświetl załącznik 8900718Wyświetl załącznik 8900719Wyświetl załącznik 8900720Wyświetl załącznik 8900721Wyświetl załącznik 8900722Wyświetl załącznik 8900723Wyświetl załącznik 8900724Wyświetl załącznik 8900725

What a cunt. Literally. Melonie with nothing but bad faith arguments, whilst Craig is just trying to reason with her. I hope this ends her career for good. She is damaged goods.

 

[Magastrate]

Sorry if someone's already said this, but I haven't heard the take yet and I wanted to share my theory:

I think Jeremy is nigger rich. I think he has spent his considerable earnings in the same way as a soundcloud rapper who got a few big hits and started getting money does. If a nigger rich person gets cut a 10k check, they spend it on clothes, shoes, jewelry, etc. If they get cut a 50k check, they spend 100k on a car. If they get cut a 200k check, they spend 500k on day crib n sheit. And when the money dries up, because it's unsustainable, the bill comes due and they have no way of paying it. His watches, the plane(s), the RC track, the big house, the vanity projects, and so on, are all him spending like a darkie who got a couple big hits on soundcloud, or got signed to a big sports team for a hefty contract.

This would explain his apparent growing stress, and his desperation to inflate his view count to fraudulently misrepresent himself to advertisers: it's not that he isn't hasn't earned a lot of money, or that isn't still earning money, it's that he spends it as he gets it, and takes out loans against his future earnings, which are now beginning to dwindle. With revenue contracting, the debt he's taken out is likely becoming, or appearing to become, a very serious issue. This appears to be supported by his home equity loan, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was just the tip of the iceberg.

I so want that Caleb Hammer episode.

 

[Kharash]

almost forgot to add this miscellaneous felt

here Jer has the audacity to call an other man fat and having a bad taste for clothing.
also obviously right after he decides to perv on some random woman

"I don't like the high waisted pants, it's not for me" Yeah no wonder with that fucking gunt of yours. You couldn't wear them even if you wanted to.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

every year he shows himself as something which goes beyond grifting.

and what's that?

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

so in this conclusion blackour Jer continues to creep on women, and manage to creep out a couple.
then he gloats about how he thinks they would be unable to do anything to him.
i am genuinely disappointed that no woman decided to call security on this perv's ass, that would have been hilarious and extremely well deserved.

What is wrong with this man? I'm not saying it would be right but I'd kind of get it if he was in his mid 20s, took care of himself, and single. Just a dude on the prowl.

But he's not. He's a grossly overweight man in his 40s and married.

Perhaps he isn't too far off from Rekieta. Rekieta longed for the "lost years of his 20s" that he perceived he missed out on because he was married. QuarterPounder is probably doing the same thing.

It was pretty depressing hearing him discuss wanting to live alone. It just guaranteed for me that he is in a loveless marriage and there probably was a guy banging his wife while he's getting wasted at the renfair. That's sad. Suffah Jer.

 

[Axel]

Don't take my word for it, but my understanding is he's still recording new slop, but he won't do the daily live show with M & HBC.

He also did a "gaming" live stream yesterday and had a full-on drunken twitter crashout after, so nothing much has changed so far during his vacation.

I heard that hannah quit and this is part of why he crashed out. SUFFAH JER

 

[Brittany’s latest ex]

She's cooked after these DMs nobody is going to have her on their show. She's going down with the SS Hamtanic.

At least you specified “going down with” and not “going down down on.” But she was already cooked. GoonerGate alone gave her surface of the sun levels of heat.

she is a massive cunt. spoiled brat thinking its all about her. absolutely no concept of morality.

Absolutely. Like any woman that knows she attractive, she leverages men’s desire for her into getting out of any accountability. All she has been doing, especially since she started her Go Boom grift, has been to cultivate an image of being the good, based Christian gamer gurl next door when what she really is is just a massive clout chasing gold digger.

Her grift is all about her; that's why she married Johnny Junkers for playing dress up as her favorite character, that's why she larps Christianity with a pants shitting gooner simp, and that's why she'll leave his ass for Razorfist once the money dries up.

This puts a metric shot ton of pressure on the closeted faggot. She’s shown herself to be all about that money; if Johnny fucks up by getting fucked by a guy and it goes public, he’s done, she’ll pull that rip cord and take half his stuff in the divorce. And remember, Johnny has a history of cheating on his partners. Is anyone betting on the serial cheater being able to keep it in his pants, for the rest of his life? Once again, all I ask, Melonie, is that when you finally split from Johnny, please make it messy and public. I want that arrogant, fake tough guy, wannabe grifter humiliated completely; it’ll make for great entertainment.

Also, she’s not interested in Razorfist, which is honestly for his best. She’s into the nerdy gym bro Asians, Razor is none of that.

The DMs with Craig and her botched Quartering-apologetic video makes that abundantly clear. It's all "Me", "I", "My" the entire time. Unable to discuss the topic at hand for what it is. She MUST make everything about her that she can. There are neither noble nor ignoble actions done by others, only what they can do for her.

The Jesus she claims to follow completely BTFO'd her behavior.

Millennial woman that was in an entertainment industry. That is all.

She's desperate. She knows she's walled and her old gamer girl grift doesn't work when she's 40. She panic married a gay cosplayer who doesn't make enough to support her. Her new Christian grift is a dead fish, like her favorite sex position. She has no core audience. She's going to ride the Ham Whale until he stops squirting money out of his blowhole, and then hope a few of Jer's actual boomer fans follow her and she can live out her days juicing 3 to 5 whale simps like DSP.

She’ll follow the same strat with Johnny. And I can’t wait until he gets blindsided with divorce papers. This is it for her, both internet grifter wise and relationship wise. She’ll cash out everything and everyone in the coming years. Like you said, she knows she’s walled and wants to secure her bag to land as safely as possible because once Quartering is through, so is she, and since no one will want a 2x divorced 40 something tatted up gold digger, she wants to set it up that she doesn’t have to ever worry about money again. Johnny, you fucked up. As red pillers like to say: she was never yours, it was just your turn.

 

[Irregardless]

The best thing about the Casino coming back is that I'll be able to stop watching shit like CamelToe pussy foot around all these grifters or pretend that Nick Rekieta isn't a hasbeen piece of shit while he half heartedly dunks on poop pants Jer.

What a cunt. Literally. Melonie with nothing but bad faith arguments, whilst Craig is just trying to reason with her. I hope this ends her career for good. She is damaged goods.

I think the real mistake there was that Craig didn't press her on how bad the stream is actually failing.
He mentioned that they were much bigger than Jeremy, but the size of the show isn't as important as the fact that Jer's show makes literally nowhere near enough to even cover Mel's salary, let alone Hannah Claire's.
He should have forced her to acknowledge that they aren't making money and that the show isn't going to last.

 

[ShibuyaRiver]

But I want someone to do a dig into Johnny Junkers finances and find out where that homo is getting his money from. I know he has lifetime disability at 80% from the VA for depression and anxiety, even though the only frontline action he got in the Navy involved his butthole on the USS Ronald Reagan, and he has a rental property in SoCal.

Depends. I'm going to wager he probably makes more money from the rental property in SoCal.
Military benefits are rather nice but the actual "I can retire for the rest of my life" sorta money truly comes from a 15+ year commitment, and moving your way up the ranks (if he was a CDR or around there he wasn't making a lot of money, even engineers aren't part of that officer tier which is the actual pay is in career military). Plus benefits and pay compound with time, if you do a 3 year stint and then leave with any form of disability, you're not looking at a lot of money honestly. This is entirely contingent on his military career though which I have no knowledge of. Like I said he probably gets more money from the rental property and the military bene check each month is maybe like monthly "fun" money, but hardly anything to live off of.

 

[gunt cat]

The Casino absence has reminded me that most if not all of these "commentary creators" are low energy retards with zero charisma.
Yes I'm aware that Warski and his soundboard is grating but I'd happily take that over the oceans of soy-voice Flamenco sounding faggots and BRI-ISH yewchewbers.

 

[Tomishamyoto]

I think the real mistake there was that Craig didn't press her on how bad the stream is actually failing.
He mentioned that they were much bigger than Jeremy, but the size of the show isn't as important as the fact that Jer's show makes literally nowhere near enough to even cover Mel's salary, let alone Hannah Claire's.
He should have forced her to acknowledge that they aren't making money and that the show isn't going to last.

The entire interaction was a mistake.
Everything was countered by "He's my friend, therefore I sweep".
Complete waste of time.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Craig's DMs with Melonie:

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 8900706Wyświetl załącznik 8900707Wyświetl załącznik 8900708Wyświetl załącznik 8900709Wyświetl załącznik 8900710Wyświetl załącznik 8900711Wyświetl załącznik 8900712Wyświetl załącznik 8900713Wyświetl załącznik 8900714Wyświetl załącznik 8900715Wyświetl załącznik 8900717Wyświetl załącznik 8900718Wyświetl załącznik 8900719Wyświetl załącznik 8900720Wyświetl załącznik 8900721Wyświetl załącznik 8900722Wyświetl załącznik 8900723Wyświetl załącznik 8900724Wyświetl załącznik 8900725

I don’t know if it goes without saying, but don’t talk to any woman like this if you’re married, Craig.

Also what a bitch. MM needs a downfall and she needs it hard. Somehow she’s skirted by all these years while being handled with kid gloves.

 

[SchizoDaemon]

What a cunt. Literally. Melonie with nothing but bad faith arguments, whilst Craig is just trying to reason with her. I hope this ends her career for good. She is damaged goods.

She is a self absorbed airhead. I think someone posted a video in this thread where she was on their podcast just doing different e-girl poses while Jeremy yapped on.

I interacted with her fans briefly in the comment section of this video before it was nuked. Whenever you got a genuine reply, they honestly believed that I disliked Mel for liking Tomb Raider and/or her being a Christian. They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I underestimated your intuition as much as I underestimated Jer's alcoholism.

To be fair, I thought he was going to do a shortened version of his news show, either solo or with groomerfist. We'll call it a draw.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Melanie Macs DMs and Jer Panda Bear popped into chat. Says "I'm here" "lets talk" and leaves after he gets bombarded with oranges
bandicam 2026-04-22 23-23-15-880.mp4

“It’s not trendy. It’s about time.”

This nigga. Two things can be true at the same time. Of course it’s trendy to dogpile The Pounder. Right now, if you talk about this shit on your show, the view count skyrockets. And THAT is why he’s doing it. Lying ass - I’m just out here cuz I care so much. Bruh, then contact them in private and go about your biz. Holyshit.

HE’S SHITTING HIS PANTS
HE’S DRUNK TWEETING
HE’S BURNING BRIDGES
IT’S THE GREAT RECKONING
WOAH BUDDY!

Hasbeens are literally coming out of the woodwork to jump on the band wagon. Would Side Scrollers be talking about this shit if it wasn’t yuge. I fuckin doubt it.

JerBearOvershare has this shit coming obviously and it’s entertaining as fuck, but it’s also advantageous for commentators to address the feltening. LOL

I’m just being the voice of reason here sharing these DMs with this chic on my show for thousands to see.

No nigga, you ain’t above it. You ain’t big daddy voice of wisdom. You don’t just care sooooo much. You’re as down in this shit as everyone else because it gets clicks, you asshole. It’s cool. Just own it.

I’ve never watched any of these people because they are low information, milquetoast, and boring as fuck, but that “everyone should die” meme is looking real good right about now. Man, I hope Salty doesn’t get involved in this. Could KC just come back already?