🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Cyberpunk Meta powiedział(a):
Jer Jer Binks is reverting to the classic lolcow cope that “the internet doesn’t bother me :)”
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I love how they all do this. They even add in smiley faces they NEVER use anywhere else, so you know that they’re smiling and totally not bothered. But of course, I they’re bothered enough to be worried about making sure you know what expression they’re making.

People who REALLY aren’t bothered by the internet just drop a slur, a shitpost, or whatever else, and then they chuckle to themselves as the replies roll in. They don’t care to make it known they’re laughing, because it’s not about anyone else. They’d probably prefer you think the situation is dead serious and you aren’t just there for the lulz. Announcing that you were just fucking with them ruins the fun.
 
It would be a real shame if the content creators dig through this thread and find all the times he was begging to do something with Sargon/Metokur/Dankula (I think those are al the prominent ones), how he sewered people, etc.

And not like “hey man, we should do something”, but constantly badgering people to notice his misshapen, distended, shit-smeared, cottage cheese ass.
 
So he ended the Sub-DSP tier gaming stream to try to jump into that stuttering fag's show, got denied, sperged out MORE on twitter before going on a delete spree?

I'm okay with this. The terrible gameplay would have at least been tolerable with the faggoty "Nice knowing you, Byyyyyyeeeeee" bans, but he just gritted his teeth and tried to pretend he was ignoring it while his jannies did the work towards the end.
 
Squibbles MacKenzie powiedział(a):
You can tell he's drunk because he forgot to lock down the replies.

Just like last time he threatened 'scorched earth,' these'll all be deleted and he'll pretend that it never happened.

I'd love it if he stuck with it and attempted to follow through, though. Watching him try to be the internet tough guy is about the funniest thing he's done in awhile.
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He aint got that rage pig in him .
 
The Secret Sauce powiedział(a):
Dumping some low quality DM "leaks", sorry about the quality. These are utterly banal, and I fucked off back to Jer's stream after a while.
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TL;DR- Craig wanted tips about SEO from Jer 4 years ago. Craig has offered Jer guest spots on his show. Jer is every bit as miserable to deal with as you'd expect for people he doesn't desperately want to fuck. I'm actually stunned he thought this shit was worth threatening Craig with.
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Geez Jer, it's a total mystery why people like Craig turned on you 🤔
 
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He's deleting already! What the fuck! Time to put down the bottle buddy.
 
Oh Darn powiedział(a):
The fact that Hambone thinks these make him look good at all is so retarded, PPP's going to need a bigger triangle
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[PPP sighs. He knows he has to but doesn't want to get up]
[he stands up then walks outside of camera view. A few seconds later a grunt followed by scraping is heard.]
[Slowly PPP comes back into frame dragging something. It is unclear what.]
[When he finishes there is a 1-foot thick yellow line at a 45 degree angle in the background. What is it? A traffic bollard at an angle? Chat is perplexed.]
[PPP takes a deep breath. He pulls out a metal bat as he starts to shout "WOOOOAAAAAHH BUUUUDDDDDDDDY"]
 
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