💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[YouTube Autist]

One of the pests found a new Pat sighting on Google Maps:

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/archive-thread-for-photos-of-lonely-rick.28865/post-1887235

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He is somehow getting fatter... Amazing.

I look forward to seeing this image posted again and again and again and again and again on Twitter.

 

[McMitch]

You just know that food and beer just constantly collects between his chin and his goiter; if you’ve ever had to wash the face of a fat baby you’d know the smell. Additionally, he should probably switch to iodized salt.

 

[cancelmysubscription]

Man, Jackie’s such a cunt.

An entitled white twat.

One of the pests found a new Pat sighting on Google Maps:

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/archive-thread-for-photos-of-lonely-rick.28865/post-1887235

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He is somehow getting fatter... Amazing.

I like how he’s asked for a really close cut back and sides from whoever currently maintains his little hair poof (the last lady moved cities after getting some emails and contact forms from fun loving Pat protestors).

Don’t want to pad out that loaf of bread head any more than you need to, eh Rick?

So what is piggy's and Niki's goal for this app?
Some options (I'm just spitballin' here):

1. It's meant to be monetized legitimately (e.g. with in-app purchases / business promotions).
2. It's meant for fraud (e.g. fake transactions for money laundering / fake losses for tax evasion / fake contracts for Niki's "SEO business" / scamming "investments" from Lynne).
3. It's meant for data harvesting, to dox the pests who sign up.
4. It's meant for optics (defensively): To prevent people from noticing that they're unemployed layabouts.
5. It's meant for optics (proactively): The LARP of being "in tech" and "entrepreneurs".
6. It's meant for publicity, as a hook to get invited to podcasts/interviews/conferences so that Pat can Be Heard™.
7. It's meant for gaining power over bartenders. ("They won't dare kick me out of their bar if they're afraid of being delisted!" *points finger at temple*)
8. They were so enamored with the shitty pun "MockTale" that they had to do something with it.
9. Sheer boredom.

Tricky one.

I have trouble believing that they think this is a genuinely good way to make money.

I lean more towards a scam of some sort.

Didn’t a rascal say that after repeatedly messaging Pat, Niki and the creator of the app about a security issue, nothing was done about it… then they messaged Lynne about the same, and lo and behold it was fixed. Might give some insight into who’s paying/using the LLC.

 

[Summer of George]

One of the pests found a new Pat sighting on Google Maps:

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/archive-thread-for-photos-of-lonely-rick.28865/post-1887235

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He is somehow getting fatter... Amazing.

Dear lord, his double chin looks just like Landon Hiscock's butchered fauxgina.

Spoiler: Click here to see a completely nude tranny freak of nature splayed out on a bed. Then please proceed to give this post all your haram stickers

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

One of the pests found a new Pat sighting on Google Maps:

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/archive-thread-for-photos-of-lonely-rick.28865/post-1887235

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He is somehow getting fatter... Amazing.

Jesus, his 2nd chin looks like a side profile of Homer Simpson's mouth.

Haven't gained a pound since high school..

 

[NaggotFigger]

One of the pests found a new Pat sighting on Google Maps:

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/archive-thread-for-photos-of-lonely-rick.28865/post-1887235

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He is somehow getting fatter... Amazing.

Very fucking fat. Extremely disrespectful chin right here.


HOLY SHEEEEEIT I FOUND MORE LONELY RICK PICS AGAIN


Edit: THIS ONE TOO, HAWLY FUCKEN SHEEEEIT

 

[Azdy]

Very fucking fat. Extremely disrespectful chin right here.
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In this one he actually appears to talking to someone. Which is about 1-35 for Lonely Rick

 

[poopshoes]

One of the pests found a new Pat sighting on Google Maps:

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/archive-thread-for-photos-of-lonely-rick.28865/post-1887235

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He is somehow getting fatter... Amazing.

Very fucking fat. Extremely disrespectful chin right here.
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When is the last time this fucking guy was even recorded with someone he knew? I get going out on your own somewhere just to get a bite and have a few beers and cool off after work but he's always alone, where the fuck is niki? That bitch doesn't have a real job either and yet she's nowhere to be seen. I wonder if that shithole duplex they have is because she lives in the other section of the hovel when they don't have guests and that's been the safety net to their "marriage" the entire time (her being an ugly lesbian and pat being an insufferable fag). As well as some sort of tax-fraud probably too with these scumfucks.

 

[McMitch]

Very fucking fat. Extremely disrespectful chin right here.
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Edit: THIS ONE TOO, HAWLY FUCKEN SHEEEEIT
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Your ears are supposed to face slightly forward but Fatrick’s fat fucking face is so fucking fat it’s forced his ears perpendicular to his body. Nigga just buy the XXL shirts like holy shit the larges can barely contain you.

 

[rel=alternate]

Pat, your magnum opus stands accused of being a booger. Surely you won't allow these viscous (heh) lies to perpetuate unopposed. If you do, I will be forced to assume that MockTales is, in fact, a sticky green chunk of snot.

I think he baited her right where he wanted her, he has a master plan. Does it involve grinding niggers into peperoni? Probably. But that's likely just step one.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat, your magnum opus stands accused of being a booger. Surely you won't allow these viscous (heh) lies to perpetuate unopposed. If you do, I will be forced to assume that MockTales is, in fact, a sticky green chunk of snot.

The Bloody Booger
Bailey's Irish Cream with red food coloring dropped into Midori.

Your ears are supposed to face slightly forward but Fatrick’s fat fucking face is so fucking fat it’s forced his ears perpendicular to his body. Nigga just buy the XXL shirts like holy shit the larges can barely contain you.

Fat Rick looked disgusting in front of Hoolie's, ears protruding. Very very disrespectful. Many such cases.

 

[smug comporon]

In this one he actually appears to talking to someone. Which is about 1-35 for Lonely Rick

Given everything we know about him, he was probably threatening her with prison rather than holding a conversation.

 

[RollingRock2]

You might look at all these picture and think Pat is a fat useless drunk that should get a job. But you would be wrong stalker child, Pat is hard at work promoting his wife's app in all of these pictures. Every visit to a bar is a business trip interfacing with potential new clients.

 

[Welf Welf]

HOLY SHEEEEEIT I FOUND MORE LONELY RICK PICS AGAIN
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Good lord, that last one of him in the grey shirt, his head looks conical. What an awful hair cut. And fat. So incredibly, feloniously fat.

 

[AltisticRight]

He has a double chin and is rotundly spherical, very fat and disrespectful.

 

[Meriasek]

One of the pests found a new Pat sighting on Google Maps:

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/archive-thread-for-photos-of-lonely-rick.28865/post-1887235

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He is somehow getting fatter... Amazing.

Holy moly wtf is that chin. He has a second mouth underneath his regular maw at this point from looking down at his phone while being morbidly obese.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

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Get a load of this fat liar. "My wife and I built" except you didn't. Lynne hired a developer off Fiverr and paid him too much for an app with tons of security issues you fat lying hog

Even funnier they scraped most of their NA beverage listings from another NA drink app, and left the script that they used to do it publicly accessible.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Very very disrespectful selfies of Rick. Look at the nipples protruding out. Very very fucking disrespectful.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Very fucking fat. Extremely disrespectful chin right here.
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Edit: THIS ONE TOO, HAWLY FUCKEN SHEEEEIT
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Is he only wearing two shirts whenever he goes out drinking, alone?

 

[Judge Holden]

MAAARGE. YOUR BREAKING MY HEAAAAAAAAART


Also pig man was being predictably pleasant and porcine to civilians last night...