🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Sea Monkeys aren’t really Asians proper imo. Nothing below Taiwan is. And Flipopinos aren’t very attractive at all. I’ve never seen Johnny tho. Now I’m curious.
@Brittany's latest ex has alogged her pretty well alongside some others on this thread.
For sake of not reposting, I will provide a link the page Brittany linked to me about them.

On page 8 you will find his physique:

I was thinking, though, maybe the guy is on TRT because he is in late 30's and is clearly losing hair. Perhaps roid usage too based on some of his earlier crashouts too.

The junkers need more alogging but my efforts to find stuff on them is okayish at best and scant at worst.
 
"your mcdonalds segment sir" (Wayback)
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It hasn't even been a week since the last McDonalds video!
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Something confusing occurred to me.
So it's pretty clear that Jer's wife fucking despises Jeremy at this point and some of the humiliations she puts him through are just out of spite.
What's stopping her from pulling a reverse Aaron Imholte and airing out all of their marriage's dirty laundry? Going on air and bragging, with evidence, how hard she's been cucking Jer and how pathetic he is. It would be the ultimate way of getting back at him.
Like Akaash Singh's wife lol?... There's no chance. Jeremy's wife is on his payroll like Melonie Mac and Hannah Claire. Jeremy pays every single person in his life to associate with him from friends to love interests to viewers and subscribers. Almost nobody associates with Jeremy by choice. Everyone who hangs around Quartering including the men are essentially prostitutes accepting money to play the role of pretending to like him.

When he does not pay, like at Amfest, you see the bottom of the barrel nobodies who willingly allow him to interview them.

He's basically Blur's "Charmless Man".

He thinks his educated airs (well not that part LOL)
Those family shares will protect him
That we'll respect him
He moves in circles of friends
Who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
 
This Quartering situation is the perfect opportunity to act on an idea I've been kicking around in my head for a while since archiving PirateSoftware stuff.
Filmot is great but it can load a little slow and sometimes miss things that I find when searching transcripts from yt-dlp.
I vibe coded a quick and dirty app for searching the YT automated transcripts of TISM fetched with yt-dlp.
jeralyzer.pages.dev
It's a static site that just renders YT through an embed so it should work fast and hold up to a lot of abuse.
You can download archives of the code and transcript data from the site itself in the footer.
Right now it's just got TISM but I can add more transcript data if people think it's useful.
There's also instructions in the code's README for doing stuff yourself.

jeralyzer-demo.mp4
Jeralyzer seems to sometimes be able to find things Filmot hasn't indexed.

Sharing code I've written on KF is very likely a bad idea but that's outweighed by my curiosity about the possible content generated from doing it anyway.
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"your mcdonalds segment sir" (Wayback)
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It hasn't even been a week since the last McDonalds video!
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The drink is "Red Bull Dragonberry Energizer", LOL!
Even if Jer drank this variant he'd still be low energy and tired as fuck.
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"red bull fucks my wiiiiife"
 
Maybe it's a coincidence, but I find it hard to believe it just happens to be the same show.

It very likely is a coincidence, Smallville was a fairly popular show in its day. It averaged something like 4.5 million viewers an episode or something like that. It's definitely not a great show, but it had a pretty ardent following especially among people in specifically Jer's age range when the show started in 2002. I haven't looked too much into Sellers, but I was under the impression he was around Jer's age and had a lot of the same interests.


I will forever be happy that this is the result of my actions. And to think, all it took was for Richard Kyanka to suck start his Five-Seven.

QUARTER POUNDER DOXXES HUS CHURCH!!!

Started looking into the church, too, looks like your bog-standard Non-Denomslop with 5 pastors and a bunch of extra bullshit that no church needs. I'll need to trawl over it more to get some more info.
 
@Brittany's latest ex has alogged her pretty well alongside some others on this thread.
For sake of not reposting, I will provide a link the page Brittany linked to me about them.

On page 8 you will find his physique:

I was thinking, though, maybe the guy is on TRT because he is in late 30's and is clearly losing hair. Perhaps roid usage too based on some of his earlier crashouts too.

The junkers need more alogging but my efforts to find stuff on them is okayish at best and scant at worst.
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Yep. Pretty much what I expected. His body is fit enough but that is overshadowed by that stupid hair cut, tatted arm sleeve, CHOPPED face. Like how do you get your body that fit but your face is still chubby? Steroids? Scrubs like Lauren Southern and Melonie always end up with the sea monkeys because Chinese, Korean, Taiwanese, and Japanese men won’t have anything to do with them. These women pretend to be good Christian conservative women but their behavior is still scandalous and they bring shame upon their families.

Thread tax: Jer is a fat stupid son of a bitch flaggot and NOBODY will have sex with hm.
 
We need another drunk stream. Nothing tops his most recent one when he turned into a lolcow.
Or better than just a drunk stream, I wish we could see Jer and Ralph massively drunk and hollering at each other in an online confrontation.

So, Hannah was on Jer's stream today. It doesn't make her as bad as him and Mel, but ignoring it and accepting his money tells you about who she is.
 
"your mcdonalds segment sir" (Wayback)
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It hasn't even been a week since the last McDonalds video!
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Are you actually a McDonald's guy Jer? I get you're 400 pounds and shit yourself constantly, but at least buy a burger that has some flavor if you're going to gorge yourself.
 
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