WhatPumpkin, LLC / Homestuck, Inc. : Chuck Tingle, Andrew Hussie and Friends - feat. Rachel Rocklin, Shelby Cragg, and Cohen Edenfield

[John Hazbin]

We'll never truly be free, will we?

of what?

They are also planning to take over three subreddits

on that point funny video i found about all of this:

https://streamable.com/ypq5uv

all three subs unite
also he filed a lawsuit against tumblr user davekat-sucks

 

[Lone Star]

of what?

Homestuck in general.

 

[twinArmageddons]

John Egg turns 30 today

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John is 30, and they still don't know what to do with his character
Hatefuck terezi, Trooned out, become the ultimate free flier, Or become a good dad? Who knows beyond canon is doing act 2

 

[Envy Adams]

also he filed a lawsuit against tumblr user davekat-sucks
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What even is the deal with DavekatSucks

 

[smile.jpg]

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John is 30, and they still don't know what to do with his character
Hatefuck terezi, Trooned out, become the ultimate free flier, Or become a good dad? Who knows beyond canon is doing act 2

Is any of that shit even canon?

 

[Teeth That Tear]

What even is the deal with DavekatSucks

I don't have personal experience with davekat-sucks; I'm just summarizing what I've gleaned from the LCF thread, so take this with a grain of salt.

Davekat-sucks was a high profile blog in the Homestuck fandom on Tumblr, known for being contrary to the views of most of the rest of the fandom (see: the name). She posted a lot of anonymous asks, and therefore served as a community hub for complaints and unpopular opinions, i.e. a confessions blog. She also helped spread the inconvenient fact "rumor" that Hussie and Vibri are dating. Vibri is vocally pissed about that, of course; I've got no clue whether Hussie actually cares or if he just wants to take down a prominent figure who was bashing his comic.
Either way, Vibri claims that she has issued a cease-and-desist (possibly a restraining order as well) and is maintaining contact with the police to track its status. Apparently, DKS is dodging the serve by not answering the door when the police come knocking. Speculators believe this is because she is afraid for her family, who are immigrants (she's Filipina), so Vibri's actions are considered controversial among the fuck-ICE crowd. At some point amidst all of this, DKS deactivated her blog, presumably for her own protection.

 

[Bad Egg]

I don't have personal experience with davekat-sucks; I'm just summarizing what I've gleaned from the LCF thread, so take this with a grain of salt.

Davekat-sucks was a high profile blog in the Homestuck fandom on Tumblr, known for being contrary to the views of most of the rest of the fandom (see: the name). She posted a lot of anonymous asks, and therefore served as a community hub for complaints and unpopular opinions, i.e. a confessions blog. She also helped spread the inconvenient fact "rumor" that Hussie and Vibri are dating. Vibri is vocally pissed about that, of course; I've got no clue whether Hussie actually cares or if he just wants to take down a prominent figure who was bashing his comic.
Either way, Vibri claims that she has issued a cease-and-desist (possibly a restraining order as well) and is maintaining contact with the police to track its status. Apparently, DKS is dodging the serve by not answering the door when the police come knocking. Speculators believe this is because she is afraid for her family, who are immigrants (she's Filipina), so Vibri's actions are considered controversial among the fuck-ICE crowd. At some point amidst all of this, DKS deactivated her blog, presumably for her own protection.

Talk about abuse of power, Jesus.

 

[The Lawgiver]

BIG SHITFEST

Jeez, the clique in charge of homestuck is somehow even more aggressive than a few years ago! Not fun! on 4/13 of all days? on little big john egbert's wriggling day? barbaric! Like god damn I hate redditors but this is a tiny bit extra yeah? Then again it does seem to be a janny on janny blackrom-lite more than anything since they seem this fucking dedicated going over that post. At least commit to one specific fucking partner instead of gangbang shit! No taste! I know JACK SHIT about this Makin guy outside him being head jannie of reddit dead webcomic land and also as a result also likely having the same lame performative stance on us as these people.

claims that he "sexually harassed a woman" and/or spread her nudes on the Psycholonials Discord server for a period of five years, in reference to a former Homestuck^2 writer. As far as we're aware this is a total lie; Gio has never engaged in any campaign of harassment against the former writer. Further, this user accuses "a whole community" of this behavior, presumably meaning the unofficial Discord, when in fact it was against the rules and moderators removed such offenders.

When I hear "former hs2 writer" and "nudes" my mind jumps immediately to Kate, the previous head shit-stirrer in charge of the homestuck sequel stuff for a time that turned vriska into their self insert, which really REALLY did not work out. Anyways there was some shitshow where they Advertised/posted links to their own nudes at one point alongside trying to market homestuck to "queerteen readers" or some shit and the fans called em out for it. I don't know if this is referencing that case though! I also remember the unnoficial homestuck person was comparing hussie to trump and hitler and talking about fascism and shit because that's all these people seem to be able to talk about while they eat each other's rear chutes.

Never let video essay twitter people or reddit people control your fucking milked dry webcomic's PR. never ends well. a litte closer to ten years of this stagnant shitshow constantly escalating. Crazy!

 

[The Lawgiver]

By the way andrew hussie hid 4 SBAHJ books in boston and gave away their psotions on Homestuck coord.



I was about to say "go and find them if you want a free book" but apparently someone immediately picked all of them up immediately. Oh well.



If it was someone in the clique that just makes it a little lamer than it already would be if it was some scalper but I'm too lazy to look and see who supposedly grabbed them all right now if they actually have any info on that anywhere. In my heart I truly hoped a random crackhead got to experience sweet bro and hella jeff getting high on weed but the fact one person apparently scooped up all of them kills my hope.

EDIT: Janny. it was a janny on the coord that got them all. You can't make this shit up. rigged as fuck. Give everyone that wanted to take part int his book quest free fucking books as compensation for this nepotistic fakery at once.
EDITX2: NO THEY JUST FOUND THE EXACT LOCATIONS, SOMEONE APPARENTLY GOT IT EARLIER. NO INFO YET. IGNORE. ASIDE FROM FREE BOOKS YES GIVE YOURR PEOPLE THEIR BOOKS.
EDITX3:
Coorder.

Also it apparently wasn't them but someone else? They're talking about someone else giving the books out to other people "that he knows" as in third person referential stuff.


Yes I know this is a double post but I feel it's important enough to warrant some kind of showing in it's own post rather than being added to my reaction post.

 

[Smegward]

By the way andrew hussie hid 4 SBAHJ books in boston and gave away their psotions on Homestuck coord.

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I was about to say "go and find them if you want a free book" but apparently someone immediately picked all of them up immediately. Oh well.

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If it was someone in the clique that just makes it a little lamer than it already would be if it was some scalper but I'm too lazy to look and see who supposedly grabbed them all right now if they actually have any info on that anywhere. In my heart I truly hoped a random crackhead got to experience sweet bro and hella jeff getting high on weed but the fact one person apparently scooped up all of them kills my hope.

EDIT: Janny. it was a janny on the coord that got them all. You can't make this shit up. rigged as fuck. Give everyone that wanted to take part int his book quest free fucking books as compensation for this nepotistic fakery at once.

Spoiler: stinky

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SO FUCKING STINKY I CAN SMELL THE ZOOSMELLS

Yes I know this is a double post but I feel it's important enough to warrant some kind of showing in it's own post rather than being added to my reaction post.

He should turn them into a paper mache Geromy.

 

[The Lawgiver]

He should turn them into a paper mache Geromy.

This would be the most powerful outcome. I got the info wrong on who had the books at first but yeah it's clear whoever got em probably isn't gonna be the kind of person to do something cool like that.

EDIT: Got their post, added it to the last one. We ain't getting that geromy. Also the person that posted that wasn't the one that found them? Still interesting!

ALSO! This happened yesterday, jannie meltdown+ fear monger about the farms hour. Let homestuck people talk about sonichu and stop bragging about how good you are at banning people!

Spoiler: PFP is a literal clown lmao

I should probably preface this witht he fact I need to add more context after observing what happenede. Apperently some it/it's pronoun person got their little venting/hangout thread axed by this mod who then hijacked their thread and gave a bunch of holier than thou statements before going ont his tirade about kiwifarms and how it's a good thing they're banning people unprompted. Power tripping shit beyond belief.
Eye of sauron, gangstalkers, every buzzword. Peak reddit, yet on discord. This person and the reddit guy should hatesnog it out already.

EDITX2: Going over the full convo is insane shit holy fuck this jannie is a scumbag fuck them and the people that are backing em up here I'm genuinely considering using the "proper pronouns" for the little it/it's autist they bullied off their server out of actual pity. Took as many coherent screengrabs as I could and I'll need to sort through em but fuck man

 

[Smegward]

Spoiler: PFP is a literal clown lmao

>online harassment vortex
kiwifarms is that whirlpool at the start of dark souls 2

 

[John Hazbin]

Homestuck.net has been taken down........

 

[Coolio55]

heart I truly hoped a random crackhead got to experience sweet bro and hella jeff getting high on weed but the fact one person apparently scooped up all of them kills my hope.

Some poor homeless guy has been deprived of his free subway

 

[Nuclear Crow Accident]

I may be late to this, but just saw Gio posted a recap of the events. Haven't had the time to read it yet, not sure if it contains any new info.

 

[red lichen0]

I may be late to this, but just saw Gio posted a recap of the events. Haven't had the time to read it yet, not sure if it contains any new info.

Archive fag https://archive.is/lCdHk
Original: https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2026/04/02/homestuck-uhc-summary/

 

[The Lawgiver]

Some poor homeless guy has been deprived of his free subway

Genuinely the worst fucking crime here.

I may be late to this, but just saw Gio posted a recap of the events. Haven't had the time to read it yet, not sure if it contains any new info.

Archive fag https://archive.is/lCdHk
Original: https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2026/04/02/homestuck-uhc-summary/

Reading this, it's a little more coherent-ish than the prior ones that were going "HITLER RIGHT HITLER TRUMP NAZI HUSSIE NAZI HITLER" over what at the time seemed to be some weird fuckup of communication that spiraled into bullshit but then you got bits like this between the actually informative bits and it tells you this is also someone who's more or less someone that would likely pull the same shit the homestuck team people are pulling if they were just a little bit further down the performative politics team purity spiral clique BS

The irony is not lost on me that, in their forever war against the spectre of kiwifarms vibes and right-coded harassment campaigns, Homestuck has comfortably settled on conducting their own lib-coded harassment campaigns in response

"RIGHT CODED!" "LIB CODED!"

God I fucking hate this fucking "coded" shit video essay psuedointellectuals and shit peddled to the point it became the vernacular of people trying to rope in everything to race sex or politics team without it being those things so god damn much you would not believe. If both sides of whatever this shit is dropped that complex they got for like five minutes this shit would be over so fucking fast lmao. They can't have that though! they need to work themselves up into this fever because it's all they fucking know since like corona times! A HARASSMENT CAMPAIGN IS A HARASSMENT CAMPAIGN, IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE "CODED" TO ANYTHING. CODING MEANS JACK SHIT WHEN THE ACTIONS ARE THE LITERAL SAME. SAME SHOW!


EDIT: Shit lmao I need to need to clip this thing too

I remember r/Homestuck was the first online space where someone called me “based”, and I did not care for it. I still don’t. But that’s not hate, that’s culture shock. I don’t care for the attitude and so don’t spend time there. But when a shared grievance that defines an entire community is people interpreting their revulsion of other cultures as harm being done to them, and that other cultural norms are an existential threat is… it’s not praxis, certainly. ↩

This is the most pretentious shit I have seen in about two or three months.

 

[Envy Adams]

I'm gonna be honest, I feel bad for Boople/Vibri/Alice, she's a massive cunt, but to be fair, we all would be if we had to dress up as Vriska for sex.
In all seriousness, there has to be some level of manipulation involved, not to mention the power imbalance between creator and groupie.

EDIT: tpyo

 

[smile.jpg]

(my precise reaction to the following information)

After jokingly being declared the "new Homestuck author" by other Twitter users, placeholder4abn declared "June Egbert Real the direction and will of the fans", referring to a popular headcanon regarding the transition of John Egbert to female. In unprecedented response, Andrew Hussie declared that "it will be done".

On October 25, Twitter user furryIatula posted a screenshot of an email reportedly from Andrew Hussie responding to the discovery of Toblerone #10 (indicating the first or second batch). In response to a wish regarding Vriska as a transgender character, Hussie believed that the creative team was "sympathetic" to the idea and that he would "pass the idea along and allow them to develop the idea at their discretion". Later that month, as confirmed by writer Kate Mitchell, Pesterquest:Volume 6 implied Vriska was transgender.

Vriska is NOT best girl she is a huge bitch and also a tranny

 

[clemmiegoat]

okay i finaly got the time to pick hs up again and start act 6. i like jakes dorky filmbro indiana jones wanabe shtick and Dirks robotic thing, Jane is nice but forgettable and Roxy.....feels very pandering to the past homestuck audience if im honest. i hope ill bring myself to like her more as this act goes on though since ive only seen her pesterlogs + same for dirk
Although im gonna be honest before i got up and properly read hs i skimmed its the fandom wiki for fun sometimes and i dont get how dirk and jake get into some fag yaoi shit apparently in the trivia sector for them, Jake seems like the straightest mlady man alive though maybe it was better to have breifly consumed wiki content before reading instead of shipping tumblr fanart and hour long youtube deep dives or whatever +originally while skimming i thought the alpha kids would be some sort of original universe before the beta kids where it all goes wrong and everybody in the session dies and the beta kids would be the ones to suceed in their place due to the alpha-beta names. Turns out it was kind of the opposite!

Also dirk is such a stupid name were there seriously no other 4 letter D names available that werent dick