Trump's not doing too hot, so argue about religion - Muslims, Atheists, and Christians argue over which God loves Trump the most

[wew lad]

Obviously the correct religion is the one where you worships cows and blue monkey men with tittes and six arms jizzing out other animal with boob gods.

I swear, if I die and I see Shiva, I’m going to be like one of JRPG anime dudes and attempt to hit god with a samurai sword. Megami Tensei his monkey ass.

I just hope you don't reincarnate as the lowliest being on the karmic totem pole: a Pajeet.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

USPG when Trump and Co. does a Christian thing:



USPG when Trump and Co do a blatant Christian foul:

 

[TarragonRespecter]

Nigga I'm not changing because of you. It's not your decision. Frankly all the whining and bitching I've seen today is pathetic.

I'm merely talking Welper. Youre getting very worked up and emotional over this and it's very telling. Like I said, youre a Hambly. Youre cool with being the hammer but the moment you're the nail you act like everything you pretend to be against.

You people would shit yourselves if you got the South Park treatment we did, lmao.

Nigga, Catholics have been persecuted since the beginning of the faith. Are you really trying to compare jokes on South Park to shit like the persecution from Rome, the Crusades, etc.???? And you called me a larper

 

[Potion_Time]

Last I checked, you niggers tried killing off the protestants.

Mormons were literally post civil war ISIS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_Massacre

 

[Puff]

As much as I like playing kick the heretic, this is getting a little off topic.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Mormons were literally post civil war ISIS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_Massacre

Post civil war? I didn't realize we were founded in the 1860s.

 

[Potion_Time]

Post civil war? I didn't realize we were founded in the 1860s.

Pre civil war then. Either way, the early mormons were hyper violent and had no qualms about murdering women and children. They also had no qualms about dressing up as Indians in order to blame their actions on other groups thus bringing horrific and violent vengeance upon completely innocent peoples.

 

[Jace on ice]

I strongly doubt anyone in this thread is a good Christian, especially me.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I strongly doubt anyone in this thread is a good Christian, especially me.

Careful, you're gonna get a 20 page essay on how you're wrong

 

[X Prime]

I strongly doubt anyone in this thread is a good Christian, especially me.

You're right, I haven't done my daily prayer yet. Ahem.

Dear Lord, please turn up the heavenly thermostat by tossing more Jewish and Muslim heretics into the eternal fires. I am a bit worried that it might be a bit cold upstairs for grandma. Amen!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I strongly doubt anyone in this thread is a good Christian, especially me.

“Tho shall get drunk at 7am and fight niggas on the Internet. “ - Dudarectomy 3:17

 

[Lip Glossary]

I'm merely talking Welper. Youre getting very worked up and emotional over this and it's very telling. Like I said, youre a Hambly. Youre cool with being the hammer but the moment you're the nail you act like everything you pretend to be against.

Nigga, Catholics have been persecuted since the beginning of the faith. Are you really trying to compare jokes on South Park to shit like the persecution from Rome, the Crusades, etc.???? And you called me a larper

Come on guys let's not pull our dicks out and get the rulers over it. Catholics and Mormons get shit on, what does it matter with this chicken in the egg scenario of who got dragged first?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I strongly doubt anyone in this thread is a good Christian, especially me.

the bible says to look inward before you cast stones. I’m keeping my mouth shut lol

 

[Jace on ice]

the bible says to look inward before you cast stones. I’m keeping my mouth shut lol

It also says blessed is the wheat in the fields for even the chafe among it has its place.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

USPG when Trump and Co. does a Christian thing:

Wyświetl załącznik 8850984

USPG when Trump and Co do a blatant Christian foul:

Wyświetl załącznik 8850987

When they do a Christian thing: Sticker it as Christian.
When they do a not-Christian thing: Don't sticker it as Christian.

Fair and balanced. I call on every poster to apply the same level of seriousness in their deployment of the lol sticker. I personally only use it when I have actually audibly laughed.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I strongly doubt anyone in this thread is a good Christian, especially me.

My pretty face is going to Hell for sure.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Come on guys let's not pull our dicks out and get the rulers over it. Catholics and Mormons get shit on, what does it matter with this chicken in the egg scenario of who got dragged first?

It matters because it's early in the morning, and neger psyklog was a nigger for posting about it in community submissions. Also why were you in TES bro?

 

[George Lucas]

Come on guys let's not pull our dicks out and get the rulers over it. Catholics and Mormons get shit on, what does it matter with this chicken in the egg scenario of who got dragged first?

One is an ancient apostolic church in schism and the other is a demonic cult created by an insane person. You can’t compare the two as if they are equal evils.

 

[Mr Bunny]

I strongly doubt anyone in this thread is a good Christian, especially me.

Well you know what they say, the only good Christian was crucified 2000 years ago and got back up from the dead 3 days later.

 

[Verdun_Salient]

I like how anytime someone mentions Catholicism or Protestantism here, this place becomes the reincarnation of the Thirty Years War.