🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[MIU]

EDIT2: I made a clip of the Hot Sauce segment: https://kick.com/madattheinternet/clips/clip_01KNYGYFHHSZZJBD636Y5T16CQ
If you want to watch the full Karl Lobst segment, it starts about 1h30m into the stream. It lasts for like 20 minutes.
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Null genuinely sounds like if a woman spoke through a voice AI trained on Vinesauce Vinny

 

[Gottahavemysips]

But I don't think it's about the money anymore. To me it feels like it's just a petty revenge plot and it's entirely possible it's a slapfight that will keep happening.

If it isn't about the money, why didn't he file in Australia? Sure, Billy wouldn't have to pay a cent if Jobst won, but he'd stand a good chance of actually winning and his remaining fan base would probably eat that shit up and they'd be able to use it as a bit of evidence to point to why Karl was right actually. I think this is just pure delusion, he actually thinks he stands a chance.

 

[DickMain]

IIED is literally the "he hurt my fee-fees" tort.

And this dumb etiolated faggot chose to file this in a state with a very vigorous anti-SLAPP statute.

Look, Lobst isn't exactly a thinker

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

"Ooooh husbant u make sue against American man again,now we homelessu"

 

[Confederate Bushwhacker]

LegalMindset agrees that this lolsuit has no meat in it.

 

[MIU]

Ersatz Cat is still fucking at it again. 13k words of deranged Schizo Babble about Billy. Somebody put this feral animal down.

Jarvis, soyquote the entire article

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

KARL, GET A LAWYER.

don't listen to this guy, karl! You can do it all on your own! Go get 'em!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

don't listen to this guy, karl! You can do it all on your own! Go get 'em!

Grok LLP is enough.
Trust.
#ToTheMoon

 

[Corbax]

KARL, GET A LAWYER.

With what money?

 

[James Howlett]

I dont really like Billy, but I really like watching Koral just getting absolutely roasted...what am I supposed to do?

 

[Confederate Bushwhacker]

I dont really like Billy, but I really like watching Koral just getting absolutely roasted...what am I supposed to do?

Grab the marshmallows and popcorn, you're definitely gonna need it during Karl's roast.

 

[LunarSync]

Karl is explaining the law to us on Discord.


What he said was very damaging.



So damaging Karl does not need to prove anything.



Don't worry, Karl will get a lawyer, but later.



Karl corrects Kira, you don't need citations in a complaint, lol.



Don't worry guys, Karl has been to court before, he knows what is doing.

Well I am glad he cleared all that up.

 

[Turtles McDougal]

Don't worry, Karl will get a lawyer, but later.

"Don't worry, you absolute legends. I'm begging my wife as we speak..."

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"No I cannot prove that it actually damaged me in any way. But did you know Billy cheated at Donkey Kong in 1963?"

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Where the hell do these people find these lawyers? I mean, seriously. It seems like these people. Pick the shittiest lawyers out of a hat and run with them.

 

[No Shot Bucko]

Karl is explaining the law to us on Discord.


What he said was very damaging.

Make any sense on how an australian knows about US law??

HE really is that delusional that he did those slop videos calling billy countless times a cheater, fraud, poser and basically poking & dunking on his persona because of views.

But when billy owned him to the point of being ´´billy's bitch´´ then having his deserved victory laps to dunk him back as many times: Noooooo that's a problem! You're defaming me and i will not take it mate!

Swear to god this fucking albino and his constant use of AI will drown him deeper in general.

 

[somevan]

Broke bitch

 

[FILTH Tourist]

If it isn't about the money, why didn't he file in Australia? Sure, Billy wouldn't have to pay a cent if Jobst won, but he'd stand a good chance of actually winning and his remaining fan base would probably eat that shit up and they'd be able to use it as a bit of evidence to point to why Karl was right actually. I think this is just pure delusion, he actually thinks he stands a chance.

Well he already lost in Australian court pretty handily and is on record that Karl is out to get Billy, so it wouldn't be a good look to Karl if Billy brings that up in Australian court. In the US court they usually don't care too much about foreign rulings because they have different standards so Karl gets a clean break.

Another reason I suspect Karl is suing in the US is because Billy accused him of hiding assets, and Karl very clearly did shuffle things to his wife before the bankruptcy and if Billy presents evidence of this and is found not guilty of defamation, then nothing really happens because Karl and his wife are Australians and it is a separate issue outside of US jurisdiction. But that happens in Australian court there is a good chance he gets in even more legal trouble.

Also the pay the other party's legal fees thing isn't as fun of a rule Karl thought and international lawsuits are expensive so he doesn't want to double dip.

 

[Dead Lion]

I think I get his master plan now. He probably tried to get a lawyer, was unable to do so since he very likely wanted one to work on contingency while they all wanted money up front because this is definitely not a slam dun like he thinks it is. So he’s trying to prove them all wrong by defeating a motion to dismiss as a pro se litigant in hopes they reconsider.

 

[greenthrowaway]

Karl trying to speedrun the category of 100% bankruptcy (any)