💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%

  • April-May 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%

  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%

  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%

  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%

  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Głosy: 930 58,5%
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Dishonest thumbnail and a sub bitstrip avatar that hides how fat he is. That's the Jack I know.
 
AnOminous powiedział(a):
It doesn't look that bad really.
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Yeah in terms of Jack's fuck-ups it's definitely not terrible. But using pure tomato paste as your sauce is pretty disgusting - if you're trying to keep it low-carb you might as well do a white pizza with a cream sauce rather than sticking with tomatoes (themselves pretty sweet).

Also, points off for not fucking broiling his cheese. And it's not really low-carb when you end up eating the whole fucking pizza, isn't it?
 
Jack is lazy af. He will go for any shortcut or gimmick he can find, anything to avoid exercise. Here are his last few recipes he's made: Low-Carb Pizza, Heavy Cream and Parmesan Cheese with Mashed Cauliflower, Low-Carb Hamburger Buns, SweetLeaf Stevia and Sugar-Free Ice Cream.
No chance it works because he will still be consuming 3500 calories a day without exercise. Also in between these "low carb" meals, he's eating BBQ'd meats all the time.
 
yeah jack thinks that if he eats one "healthy" meal a day he'll magically lose weight. who needs to exercise!

if i recall, jack has tried numerous diets throughout the years. he's the type of guy who will say he's going on a diet, barely stick to it for a week, and then give up because nothing was happening. throw in the fact that he's never exercised a day in his life and that he's constantly eating like shit, and you have forever obese jack.
 
karatemanchan37 powiedział(a):
Yeah in terms of Jack's fuck-ups it's definitely not terrible. But using pure tomato paste as your sauce is pretty disgusting - if you're trying to keep it low-carb you might as well do a white pizza with a cream sauce rather than sticking with tomatoes (themselves pretty sweet).
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That's more or less the standard recipe for that kind of "pizza" though.
 
Aaway powiedział(a):
yeah jack thinks that if he eats one "healthy" meal a day he'll magically lose weight. who needs to exercise!

if i recall, jack has tried numerous diets throughout the years. he's the type of guy who will say he's going on a diet, barely stick to it for a week, and then give up because nothing was happening. throw in the fact that he's never exercised a day in his life and that he's constantly eating like shit, and you have forever obese jack.
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He and his wife once tried P90x for a couple weeks, but since he was only seeing results on his legs and his weight wasn't going down, he quit.
 

Do you really need a "pasta timer" to cook pasta? It's dumb.

Anyway, people in the comments are pointing out Jack failed to follow the instructions again.

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This video in particular made me cringe hard.
 
WTF is al dante? and LOL at the intro. easily one of his most embarrassing videos in recent memory

on a side note, i'm pretty sure jack blocked me from commenting on both his channels. sad
 
He already serves them raw chicken covered in salt and soy sauce; they have a stomach and spleen of iron.
 
stets powiedział(a):
I hope Jack never buys a sous vide machine. He’d inadvertently murder his entire family with that.
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The only reason I want him to have a sous vide is so he can make a video mis-pronouncing 'sous vide' and we can laugh at him. He will put stupid shit in there that does nothing for the food but waste time pretending to cook it.
 

He has a guest cook in this video, and she's fine, no complaints about her but the whole time I'm watching the video I'm so distracted by how tacky and "AS SEEN ON TV" all of his hardware is.

"I've never had this rice before, but I'm going to make it this way from now on." He always uses that "from now on" line, and this just shows how empty that compliment is.

Also, I can't stand how he always covers his mouth when talking and I don't know if that's a reflection on me or him. Maybe he's just being polite and covering his mouth and I'm the neanderthal or that's just something weird he does.
 
I was surprised to see something that looked edible on this thread.

I was less surprised once I found out it was a guest cook.
 
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