Dude I’ve owned over 50 cars in my life, all but one paid for in cash, and I grew up poor. I’ve wrenched since I was in elementary school, buy a shitbox drive get tired of its shit, flip & get better shitbox. I owned 6 Mercedes, all but one diesels, and I never paid 4 figures for any of them. I usually have something enthusiast approved, too. My current truck, people have offered to buy it off of me randomly about six times so far. Has issues, but got me around for four years - not bad for a G note, eh?
If you can’t get a clapped out beige Corolla off of Craigslist for $1500, you’re simply NGMI, and you deserve the same wherewithal regarded to genetic dead ends like troons in respect to your opinions generally. As in, lol no fuck off, we’re not radically reshaping our urban landscapes and the societies therein to accommodate your failure to get a basic level of shit together. Enjoy getting stabbed for your fixie on your walkable city’s light rail, hipster child.