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I think there probably are talks going on and Iran is bullshitting, let's not forget the flights out of Iran the other day that Israel allowed to happen. Iran currently has multiple factions claiming multiple things. Its like the country has multiple personality disorder.
 
But they are losing, did you not see trump TACOed?
If he were actually chickening out, he'd be declaring victory, saying objectives are accomplished, and that the new Iranian leader is beautiful and a good friend, etc.
A five-day moratorium that conveniently ends just after the markets close, and additional military resources have been moved into the area, isn't quite the same thing.
 
Translated: the regime's control is slipping.
Theres multiple parts of the regieme doing different things. The cohesiveness of the regime ruling anything and being unified has probably shattered. That would explain them threatening to target hotels when they have already been doing that.
 
I think there probably are talks going on and Iran is bullshitting, let's not forget the flights out of Iran the other day that Israel allowed to happen. Iran currently has multiple factions claiming multiple things. Its like the country has multiple personality disorder.
And the 2500 MARINES, COMING TO ALLAH RANCH. MECCA IS UNDER SIEGE, HARD THROBBING COCKS.
 
"Okay sure you absolutely ass-raped your enemy on the battlefield, reduced his logistics chain to rubble and literally killed his leaders, but your stocks went down so you lose" sounds way more Clauswitz than Sun.
If Trump was using AI to plan all this it would have told him r/wallstreetbets would suggest you do this on a Friday night and wrap it up by open. Don't do it at the start of the week trading.
 
"Okay sure you absolutely ass-raped your enemy on the battlefield, reduced his logistics chain to rubble and literally killed his leaders, but your stocks went down so you lose" sounds way more Clauswitz than Sun.
There wasn't a system of global finance and intricate supply chains that exist to placate a democracy of increasingly brown voters during Sun Tsu's time. Lucky bastard.
 
If he were actually chickening out, he'd be declaring victory, saying objectives are accomplished, and that the new Iranian leader is beautiful and a good friend, etc.
A five-day moratorium that conveniently ends just after the markets close, and additional military resources have been moved into the area, isn't quite the same thing.
mhmm. Cope!
Strategically speaking, Iran hasn't lost until they still have their grip on the strait and the whoever is left leading the country hasn't been decimated yet.
Sure, if the primary goal was regime change.
I'm pretty sure the current ayatollah has had about 10% of his body blown off, so...
Even if 10 muzzie kings are killed, Iran will still have won, because the stocks went down chud.

Praise be to allah
 
Wow, Iran lied. Shocking.
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Strategically speaking, Iran hasn't lost until they still have their grip on the strait and the whoever is left leading the country hasn't been decimated yet.

Theres literally nobody leading the country right now. What we are seeing is factions making different decisions. Some are probably trying to negotiate while others are blowing shit up. Theres no definitive leadership here the chain of command is likely gone.
 
I think there probably are talks going on and Iran is bullshitting, let's not forget the flights out of Iran the other day that Israel allowed to happen. Iran currently has multiple factions claiming multiple things. Its like the country has multiple personality disorder.
Talks with who? there is no Leadership domestically or internationally who ius Trump talking to in these investigations The late Ayatolla thru a ooigie bouard?
 
I'm pretty sure the current ayatollah has had about 10% of his body blown off, so...
I'm not talking about some towelhead figurehead who actually doesn't do anything except stand there and act like he's the Islamic pope, I'm talking about the ACTUAL people who are responsible for the current defense of the Iranian state
 
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