The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Ireland gives citizenship to the grandchildren of people born in Ireland without undue difficulty. In addition, many people obtain EU citizenship from somewhere else that liberally grants descent (Italy formerly, Poland come to mind) and use it to go to Ireland where people speak English.

Unfortunately work in Ireland is hard to find and living space is expensive because it's a . . . well let's leave that out.

But Penelope is older. LOTS of whitebread Americans of Penny's vintage have an Irish grandparent.

 

[Rotter]

Thank you for the upvote on my ancient tranch post @Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang.

This is without a doubt my best post on the
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch thread. It brings back a lot of happy memories

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Thank you for the upvote on my ancient tranch post @Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang.
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This is without a doubt my best post on the
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch thread. It brings back a lot of happy memories

I've been reading through the whole thread since it's such a ridiculous shitshow.

also I'm like 98% sure that Phil AKA Penis killed Scott Adams and is currently wearing his skin:

 

[Zippolite]

I do love how many places the Irish named after food
Guess they never did get over being violated by Big British Colonists

 

[Rotter]

I've been reading through the whole thread since it's such a ridiculous shitshow.

also I'm like 98% sure that Phil AKA Penis killed Scott Adams and is currently wearing his skin:
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I hope not. I want Scott to be reincarnated into something better.

 

[curecanti88]

📚 Megathread Opublikuj w wątku „Tranny Sideshows on Social Media"

16 Mar 2026

Is probably just some tranny bullshit but this bluesky using troon claims to be poised to take ownership of an entire Irish island to use as some sort of tranny commune.

Hope he goes through with it could be funny.




https://bsky.app/profile/sheg7.bsky.social/post/3mh4znvygxk2t

• diroama

Reakcje: x 16 x 11 x 4 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 6 x 6

Oh fuck. A tranny Floreana.
For reference, there was a weird utopian semi-commune on one of the Galapagoes in the '30s. Great book. Would recommend.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

The cast iron skillet at La Zorra.

The destroyed Nissan Leaf parked over a mass alpaca grave at El Trancho.

What will be the enduring abandoned symbol of failure left behind on the Irish Troonpublican Army Island?

A pair of boots atop a flat rock, stripped off by the last troon to help lighten the load for the (hopefully failed) swim to shore after the rest of the shattered commune left without them on the only boat.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Name suggestions so far:

Troonstein/Epstroon Island
Epstrogen Island
Trantasy Island
Isle of Ma'am
Tranwan
Flipped-Donger Party
Neogino Island (apt but might be a little too Deep tracks)

The poll could use a refresh. I’d vote for Isle of Ma’am

 

[RacistComputer79]

Just grabbed this lame ass gay post and turned it into something EPIC! and SWAG!

before and after:

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

A pair of boots atop a flat rock, stripped off by the last troon to help lighten the load for the (hopefully failed) swim to shore after the rest of the shattered commune left without them on the only boat.

I would assume once they can't pay the lease on the island anymore that they would sink the boat in a fit of rage as a way to show the landlord who's boss. Much like what they did to Boner's Nissan Leaf.

 

[Spunt]

When I read the Community Happenings post about the possibility of the O'Tranch, the Father Ted theme started playing in my head, entirely involuntarily.

"I hear you're a woman now, Ted?"

Careful now.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Ireland I'm so sorry

 

[CIS White Droid]

I've been reading through the whole thread since it's such a ridiculous shitshow.

also I'm like 98% sure that Phil AKA Penis killed Scott Adams and is currently wearing his skin:
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I had never seen Scott Adams until right around his passing and wondered why he looked uncannily familiar. Truly a horrifying realization.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Then what do you do with Shiteater Jen’s leavings?

It’s not only kicking the can down the road, it’s kicking the can into Chernobyl and then dealing with an irradiated can.

human centipede ouroboros

(I say the word human with some serious reservation)

The cast iron skillet at La Zorra.

The destroyed Nissan Leaf parked over a mass alpaca grave at El Trancho.

What will be the enduring abandoned symbol of failure left behind on the Irish Troonpublican Army Island?

Penelope, swimming away on a wooden raft with a sail made from a sturdy, pasty, pale leather: I'll bet I get blamed for this...

 

[Oxyjen]

Tranch Season 3: IRA Edition, let's go!

OMG tranch thread revival!

Penny could be the next Ian Bailey.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Which is mildly lacking trees, buildings

Hey, they're already familiar with desolate landscapes! Starting off in familiar situations would certainly help (raise our endorphin levels, but still).

What will be the enduring abandoned symbol of failure left behind on the Irish Troonpublican Army Island?

A shillelagh, crudely carved out of still wet blackthorn, stuck like Excalibur in a hillock of the filthiest, most matted raw wool you can think of.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

The poll could use a refresh. I’d vote for Isle of Ma’am

Little Saint Jim Stephanie Stirlingson’s

 

[Ghostse]

This could be interesting, but I really hope they leave the animals out of it this time. The alpaca graves meme is funny but also incredibly sad

Its ireland so I'm just assuming they'll be abusing sheep this time.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Hey, they're already familiar with desolate landscapes! Starting off in familiar situations would certainly help (raise our endorphin levels, but still).

I don't think it'd hit the same, one of the great elements of the Tranch was that it was actually not a terrible space, but they slowly destroyed it in every possible measure. We got to watch as it degraded, as they destroyed every beauty and moment of it. You don't get that if its already desolate.

Its ireland so I'm just assuming they'll be abusing sheep this time.

Considering their inability to keep the genders separate last time, it'd be a week tops before one of the Rams gets fed up and gores a tranny for mishandling its Ewes. Those horns are fucking brutal and they know how to use 'em. So really, the Sheep are gonna be up the tranny asses, not the other way around.

 

[Ghostse]

Considering their inability to keep the genders separate last time, it'd be a week tops before one of the Rams gets fed up and gores a tranny for mishandling its Ewes. Those horns are fucking brutal and they know how to use 'em. So really, the Sheep are gonna be up the tranny asses, not the other way around.

Jokes on you, the Rams will be too emaciated from starvation to do any goring.