🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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It's official, folks. He hates his life again. Boss battles with the usual suspects- originals and Noah. ////// More debasement dolled out by Noah at the expense of Boss :(. Tons of blackjack and a rollercoaster of emotions for Boss and the viewers! Noah blatantly flips a switch and does it in a very suspicious and subliminal way. Hang him from the rafters!



In a miraculous turn of events that I can only credit to God himself, Austin runs up 35k offline. HE'S MOVING OUT! The bets were absolutely bonkers folks. 5 and 10k dice wins back to back to back! They never let him win. ANN picks the story back up here. ////// Comes back after a few hours and continues squirting all over the fucking place. OH YEE OF LITTLE FAITH IN THE KENO CHAT!


GIVEAWAY CANCELLED.

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Stay based and stay grounded! :semperfidelis:
What a squirtatious stream that was! 10/10
 
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He completely blacked out in that last limbo session lmao. He didn't even realize he lost it all until well after it was gone. Throwing down 15k bets like a king. I thought he would get to 100k too, and he got close. Valiant effort boss!
 
I haven't followed his legal issues enough, does he have felonies that have actually stuck to where he can't vote?
His voter rights were restored by previous democrat Governor Northam who was doing sweeping restorations ahead of the Trump election in 2019 clearing his first set of felonies from when he was 19-20. I have a copy of this order from the Governor, hilariously Austin probably doesn't know it exists.

Austin never knew he had the rights auto-restored and at one point was coping about how he was going to get them and his gun rights back. This was shortly before.. He has lost his voting rights upon his 2025 conviction for felony drug possession last year.
I'm afraid he will never get to be a notary.
 
> a tiny amount of genuine "I officially hate my life dood" rage
> a bunch of fake rage over fake money while Nigger Noah prevents him from caring about his losses
> goes offline
> comes back
> hold on guys, 5 minutes
> gone for hours
> finally comes back, loses some of "it all"
> aw shucks, oh well, wasn't meant to be, I'm tired guys
> offlines the rest
> 10/10

The absolute state of the Bossverse rn.
 
We all know that Noah sits there in the stake.us headquarters with multiple screens all tuned to bossman at all hours of the day, and he has a giant mechanical switch that he flips when Austin wins too much. The guy needs to get a life and stop stealing from boss!
 
Some choice moments from 16 March 26.

- Extremely focused Bossman
- Nigger shoe clinic to flex on the DMV crowd
- HandyManJack tries to decide if DeWalt or Milwaukee tools will be the better flex (color doesn't matter) for his new house
- Exaggerated, around the top of the head, headphone manipulation makes a reappearance (some may recall this was a power move from the season 7 headphone arc)
- Off camera "bekfest" discussion


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I suck at clipping.

The absolute state of his breathing in that clip. It's like holding up his shoe put his lungs into agonal breathing territory.


We all know that Noah sits there in the stake.us headquarters with multiple screens all tuned to bossman at all hours of the day, and he has a giant mechanical switch that he flips when Austin wins too much. The guy needs to get a life and stop stealing from boss!
Stake is Evil Eddie. Although they're probably working together at this point so you may be correct about Noah's location.
 
A couple clips from 17 Mar.

Boss segues from moving out to the need for a new chair. Free $2000 Herman Miller to anyone in Virginia.



Boss puts Ratdad in his place for stepping between him and Bossmom (DTPN).

 
This dumb retard has us doing the equivalent of scraping resin out of the pipe to get our fix as we pocket watch his crypto wallet just to see how much he's losing rather than do his fucking JOB and stream like a MAN. But noooo, Austin's final form isn't just him being an irredeemable crackhead POS, it also happens to include him being a giant gaping pussy coward that is too ashamed of his own failure and vices to stream like he used to. He's officially a punk bitch.

Off with his head!! May 4th can't come soon enough, I HOPE AND PRAY that he actually has a civic and new place by then, just so he can lose it all and get life felted as he goes in to do his time.

Ya'll clinging to the optimistic hope that "it's not over yet, dewd... season 8 and 9 will squirt," fail to realize - it's already over. Austin... is over. He's done. His brain is mush. His content is pure shit now, just absolute trash and there is no going back to the glory days. It's only getting worse. He's no longer witty, or funny or even personable. Long gone are the robust streams that nourished all of us in different and meaningful ways.

I feel like a crackhead myself chasing that first hit of the cleanest, best pleasure - but it will never come and now we're stuck smoking resin and tiny carpet nugs for nourishment.

Godspeed, fam. I'll see you on the 4th for the reckoning. Burn in hell, Austin. Shame on you.
 
Juicesports was primed but only squirted into crackparanoiasports. Some buddytrollfag 'Blud' had a private cs sesh with bossman, but he notices "clips" are being saved nonstop in the corner of his screen, and he gets kicked from the CS game. Weirdo shares his screen and instantly starts closing "Fluffy Mod Manager" wtf is that dewd, nice cheats bro. Total super omega busted though once bossman notices Cheat Engine is right there on his desktop. Undeniable hacker proof, cased closed. This EUpoor loser is so poor, smelly, gross and so obviously jealous of bossman's CLEAN new $2,000 m1 bayonet knife he can't stand it, so he turns his CS hacks on to try and get bossman banned for association by playing with a hacker.
 
Id like to appeal to the writers of season 9 - when he moves out, could we have him end up in the absolute cheapest motel in Charlottesville?

Thinking an upmarket Super 8 with flickering lighting, semi-broken fixtures, and a constant stream of people entering and leaving or lingering around, making him feel some kinda way.

From there, we follow his decline as he alternates between trying to get some sleep and failing to protect what little he has left. Each stream could focus on another possession being forcibly taken, as word gets round the neighbourhood. Starting with his beloved zebra Yeezys — as it escalates we see boss resorting to increasingly desperate and poorly thought out attempts to safeguard his shit.

Eventually, we see him being forced to watch as his 4090 is pried out of its case with dirty cutlery. hes left clinging to his dayglow orange supreme fleece - the one thing even the truly desperate wont steal.
 
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