Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Fanatical Pragmatist powiedział(a):
This is an interesting development because it shows evidence the US is shifting from strategic targets like command & control, radar/early warning, etc. to more tactical targets like tanks and artillery.
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You're not wrong, but you wrote that in the exact same style as reply bots use whenever they're responding to a post lol
 
teriyakiburns powiedział(a):
Another thing to consider, which I forgot to mention last night, is that the starmer government had gone out of its way to reduce immunity against legal warfare for individual military personnel, with the intent that they can be left open to lawsuits and prosecution for actions they took under orders. This after starmer, in his previous career as a human rights lawyer, took part in civil prosecution of veterans in an attempt to punish them for following legal orders. He knows he can't send more than nominal defensive support to the middle east, because the rank and file will refuse to take part in anything that could later be construed as a human rights case or some sort of international law case. If he sent the qe2, or even just a destroyer to Aden, there's a non-zero chance the crew would mutiny.
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Goddamn, it's like his time in 10 Downing Street is just constant punishment for his life up to that point, isn't it?
 
gaysexenjoyer powiedział(a):
Why do the US soldiers all have zoomer broccoli hair
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Because that's what you get when you google, lol

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Jaimas powiedział(a):
I've been busy with IRL shit so I'll keep this one short.

One of the sillier things that went down during this shitstorm is that Iranian officials keep uploading AI-genned videos and ones made in various game media studios that are trying to do the CWC thing and rejecting reality to create their own. The ones its official accounts are posting are so blatantly silly, featuring things like a truck bringing a wrecked B2 Bomber (that's the wrong size) into a tunnel (that it clips through the roof of) and multiple on-the-ground images claiming that the IRG has taken prisoners where whoever didn't even bother to remove the Gemini logo.

It's like an entire country's political leadership doing the equivalent of that time Momokun accidentally deleted her own ass.

Easily the funniest ones have been the ones that look like they escaped a Dahir-Insaat promotion.
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Who'd have thought that in the midst of a war where you're getting bombed to shit and (apparently) have already lost, you still have the resources to make AI/Unity slop propaganda shitposts.
 
Tactical Wizard powiedział(a):
Goddamn, it's like his time in 10 Downing Street is just constant punishment for his life up to that point, isn't it?
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Unfortunately, we're being punished alongside him. I'll take it if it means seeing him impaled on a pike.

Though, he might enjoy that...

Anyway:

UK looking at all options to secure Strait of Hormuz, says Miliband (live)

tl;dr Mad says the UK is going to do "anything" to secure the flow of oil through the strait, but never once mentions sending ships. He's probably going to try and convince everyone to build solar panels and windmills so we don't need oil any more.

That's his thing.

That and failing to understand how a sandwich works.
 
teriyakiburns powiedział(a):
Mad says the UK is going to do "anything" to secure the flow of oil through the strait, but never once mentions sending ships. He's probably going to try and convince everyone to build solar panels and windmills so we don't need oil any more.
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Ironically, if the countries most dependant on the Strait actually followed Trump's advice in helping us secure it ASAP, they'd solve their problems much more quickly.
But they'd rather cry about ceasefire agreements and international law and a bunch of other dumb shit because they're so terrified of pissing off the Muslim hordes they welcomed into their countries.
JeanRob1 powiedział(a):
I've read about some Iranian leader being ready to negotiate. What's the deal with this ?
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Last I heard is Trump saying in an interview yesterday that Iran is trying to negotiate a ceasefire, but they're continuing to be retards about the Strait and nukes, so he told them to piss off.
 
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DVL_Judgement_Waiver powiedział(a):
It's only going to get better from here
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Unironically it is, yes. Brent was consistently over 110USD/BBL for the entirety of Obama's second term, but has only broached 100 twice since then. Once in 2022 and again this week. It'll be down below 100 in a few weeks at most.

Now, someone pass the copium mask, I'm feeling a little light-headed.
 
Catch The Rainbow powiedział(a):
Netanyahu confirmed alive, getting coffee. Laughing at the retards who thought he had 6 fingers.

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Secret Jew medical technology has cyborg clones of Netanyahu ready to go when one is killed by an Iranian ballistic missile. The missiles also happened to hit the underground alien technology research lab so they had to take some time to repair it before Mechayahu #1513 was ready for deployment.
 
Account powiedział(a):
Secret Jew medical technology has cyborg clones of Netanyahu ready to go when one is killed by an Iranian ballistic missile. The missiles also happened to hit the underground alien technology research lab so they had to take some time to repair it before Mechayahu #1513 was ready for deployment.
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This or they use the classic trick of having some doubles who could pass for him. :story:
 
Mr. Racewar1488 powiedział(a):
Pistachio Farms, a forum where IRGC intelligence dox American and Zionist officials. Their happening threads are mostly posts by a user named Mr. Jihad19.
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Coincidentally, they also have "Christian Content" and "Islamic Content" ratings, it's just that the connotations are different.
The connotations of "Jewish Content", and oddly enough "Indian Content", are still the same.
 
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