Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[WhiskeyJack]

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What's with the marks on these sand nigger cunts foreheads. Is that where their brains are taken out at birth. All of them seem to have it

Under Chinese Face Reading, such sharp, deep wrinkles in that area of the forehead would correlate to periods of transformation and discontent, indicating past struggles, such as loss or intense self-reflection. As well as digestive troubles.

The center of the forehead points to a personality fixated on one's career path. This has clearly led to family friction for the man on the right, as he has marriage lines outside the brow ridge and children lines under the eyes. While the man on the left is prone to stomach ulcers, but no obvious family troubles.

The lack of visible crows' feet point to a life of little laughter for either man.

 

[TyrasGuard]

so the war's over now, right? it's been two weeks. the Iranian people rose up and overthrew the government?

I mean, it's a legitimate question, I don't know why you got rated as autistic.

That said, the buck breaking will continue until the US gets the better end of the deal, it's usually how things go. How else do people expect it to end? Does anyone here really think that Iran has the capability to stand against both the US and Israel?

If Trump is the evil egotistical maniac that people make him out to be then I don't see why he would back down.

 

[BiC Lighter]

The Shah returns to finish off the Ayatollah

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[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

I mean, it's a legitimate question, I don't know why you got rated as autistic.

Because all he ever does is spam that same comment over and over.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

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Smoke is seen rising from the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad, Iraq, following a drone strike.


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Fujairah oil terminal in the United Arab Emirates has been struck by multiple drones, and large plumes of smoke can be seen coming from the facility.


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Senior IRGC military officer Mohsen Rezaee:

"Pay us all the money we demand and leave!"

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Iran's Ambassador to India Mohammad Fathali told ISNA that Indian ships are allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.


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The situation at Kish Island's International Airport, Persian Gulf, following repeated US and Israeli attacks since the start of the military operation.

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Hamas is urging Iran to chill out with bombing literally everyone except Israel.

Ah yes declare war on the UAE a country that hasnt done shit to you until you started attacking it.

 

[Boney]

I mean, it's a legitimate question, I don't know why you got rated as autistic.

"Legitimate question"

Our only reported tentative timeline is 4-6 weeks. It's been two.

 

[TyrasGuard]

"Legitimate question"

Our only reported tentative timeline is 4-6 weeks. It's been two.

Oh I know it's snarky but it is still a question. Even if it were to take 2-3 months the end result would be the same.

The world could be cleansed of Islam, you would never have to suffer from another bombing or beheading ever again and they would still call it a loss because they didn't get the any% WR speedrun achievement.

This is what they have been reduced to, to looking at the calendar hoping the other team's victory takes a week longer to arrive.

 

[Irreedemable Ret. 2]

so the war's over now, right? it's been two weeks. the Iranian people rose up and overthrew the government?

You were even paying attention? Trump, Netanyahu and Pahlavi are all telling the people to lay low due to the strikes, instructing them to rise up when the government is weakened enough by the attacks.
if this strategy will work? It's another topic.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

I mean, it's a legitimate question, I don't know why you got rated as autistic.

That said, the buck breaking will continue until the US gets the better end of the deal, it's usually how things go. How else do people expect it to end? Does anyone here really think that Iran has the capability to stand against both the US and Israel?

If Trump is the evil egotistical maniac that people make him out to be then I don't see why he would back down.

Never underestimate how long a group can make life hell for a super power when they’ve already lost everything. Boy fucking camel herders were able to make us look like complete retards over the course of ten years so never say never. The real problem this time is that it seems unclear if the military industrial complex is still robust enough to support itself. In the past war has been an infinite money machine but between neglected infrastructure and retarded financial manipulation it’s already gonna struggle to keep pace with such sloppy shock and awe strikes.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

There was a video directly from Pahlavi posted here not even 2 days ago telling the people to not go outside or interfere with the Regime yet because the strikes have started targeting street checkpoints and outposts.

Ffs the Regime itself issued it's own warning that if they tried to take to the streets again they'd be gunned down as traitors (again).

 

[BigJoey41X]

MAGAloids still think Trump is the epitome of perfection. I even showed them links about his pedophilia and they spazzed out and claimed "DEBOONKED" and "FAKE NEWS" and of course said the victims were all schizos and dodged Trump threatening the Republicans who wanted to release the Epstein files.

They still love this war with Iran for Israel, too. What a bunch of spineless cucks

You're kinda right but this ain't the right thread to start sperging at Trump right now

 

[AGP]

Pro-Pallies are Pro-ICE now

 

[Burnt Fish]

Oh I know it's snarky but it is still a question. Even if it were to take 2-3 months the end result would be the same.

Because the question is being asked in bad faith and I'd rather not waste my time engaging with every TES poster that comes in to ask the same 3 obviously bad faith questions "So we've won now right" "So why are we fighting on Israels behalf again" "Why does fighting Iran matter to the west"

They aren't seeking actual answers, and several of them, even when given answers, just come back with the same bait question again a few days later. engaging with them beyond just throwing trashcan or puzzle piece sticker and moving on is a waste of energy.

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It is quite funny see how much energy Iran spends not even striking at the "great satans" on their doorstep and instead just hurling as much as they can at UAE

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[Irreedemable Ret. 2]

Never underestimate how long a group can make life hell for a super power when they’ve already lost everything. Boy fucking camel herders were able to make us look like complete retards over the course of ten years so never say never. The real problem this time is that it seems unclear if the military industrial complex is still robust enough to support itself. In the past war has been an infinite money machine but between neglected infrastructure and retarded financial manipulation it’s already gonna struggle to keep pace with such sloppy shock and awe strikes.

The problem is that the Iranian regime is already weakened by the water shortages and the abysmal performance during the 12 Days War, plus how Islam is declining in the country.

 

[Riverfagg1599]

You were even paying attention? Trump, Netanyahu and Pahlavi are all telling the people to lay low due to the strikes, instructing them to rise up when the government is weakened enough by the attacks.
if this strategy will work? It's another topic.

This is exactly why I just scroll past people like him that post the type of dumb shit like he does. Responding is a waste of my time. You can talk in good faith to a lot of people but they are just their to argue. I don't even give these niggers stickers . If someone wants to argue in good faith ill engage. But if I see the person like he does asking the same shit, or gassing up someone else asking the same thing that's been answered; not only just in this thread, but repeated in most press conferences about this set of events ,
I scroll mayne. I scroll past that gay shit.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

It is quite funny see how much energy Iran spends not even striking at the "great satans" on their doorstep and instead just hurling as much as they can at UAE

Muslim hatred for Jews when Muslim hatred for other Muslims walks in

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

If I ever feel a comment is too long to bother reading, I just check to see if this retard has given it a neg react, and if so, it's probably worthwhile information.

 

[ZealotCrustacean101]

Iran's strategy in this war is acting like the neighborhood homeless crack addict shooting prices up by warning people he's going to pipebomb everyone's cars, so no one goes to work.
The only real threat Iran truly is economic wise is when people (rightfully so) believe that their oil ships run the risk of getting bombed.

The winner of this war so far is the king of the jungle, with eased up sanctions and a low confidence in the market, they can cash in as a safer alternative. I reccomend to look more into this in the following weeks.

 

[pooterino]

The Shah returns to finish off the Ayatollah

Turns out, everytime the Ayahtollah was talking about "greasing the IRGC", who knew what he meant? (jerkoff motion and italian giggles) heh heh heh

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

The problem is that the Iranian regime is already weakened by the water shortages and the abysmal performance during the 12 Days War, plus how Islam is declining in the country.

The regime is never the issue, it’s the people getting so pissed off at the country bombing that they fight an impossible to win war until the other side just fucks off. Americans shit themselves when two towers got smacked, imagine how a population responds to elementary schools getting wasted for two weeks straight