Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[babyDunk]

Somebody should tell those hajis that they can try to close the Strait of Hormuz but guided missiles will still sink their ships and they can try to hide under bridges but guided missiles will still blow them up.

Seriously Iran should just give up. They can try to fuck the global economy by closing off the strait, but that’s just going to invite more bombs. If they fuck around long enough, somebody is going to unleash a portable sun over Tehran. They’re literally in no position to compel a compromise.

To the extremist Persian sandniggers…Just give up. You don’t have to fight anymore. You’ve already lost. All you have to do is stop and give up. You don’t have an air force, you don’t have a navy, your army hates you and will just as likely kill you than the great satan.

I’ll take my dumb and MATI stickers from Iranian psyop faggots now. It won’t save you from the air strikes but it may make you better.

Allah guides them you infidel, they will use as many human shields and hide in civilian populations as needed in order to achieve total victory over the enemy

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Hahahah, smokey
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Your prophet is a pedophile.
And he got cucked.
And he was buttfucked by jinn.
And he died of a heart attack.

>Urmmm actually chuddie I know there's literal proof of what's being said but urmmmm
>You're brown

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Never let me forget that Americans are actual mulatto goyim.

Secret Trick:
If you prove that you are white, then it forces the other side to post sources instead of calling you brown.

Ali Khamenei's wife has resurrected or something.
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I wonder if they are coping now or if they were lying earlier to be like "oh noes evul Zionist-AmeriKKKan infidels murdered her when they wiped out half our command!"

 

[AGP]

Much like Iranians, the Lebanese are nonchalant: enjoying shisha, tea and eating while watching IAF target Hezbollah inside Lebanon​

0:19

 

[draggs]

No amount of Negrified clip compilations with Yugioh or Wii sports can save the American Empire from the reality of the situation that the stockpiles are drained, recruitment is still overall dire and procurement/manufacturing are also fucked.

The American military is a borderline omni-crisis, in a sense GAE/ZOG lovers are lucky that they're being discovered in this conflict than a theoretical Chinese or (full) European hot war. That said, it wouldn't surprise me if the less subservient vassals of the US start making contingencies. Any dismantlement or further ruination of the American Empire is a good thing.

https://archive.ph/20260313003753/https://www.ft.com/content/14713f6f-a1a6-4477-bd10-d3780fbc8ab5

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idk sounds like some 5th columnist or foreign agitator cope to me

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Hezbollah missiles continue to hit Arab / Muslim villages in northern Israel. 15 injured in a hit on a series of homes in Zarzir, an Arab local council, multiple of the injuries are in serious condition, including children.

Based on this post plus your other posts regarding Hezbollah rocket attacks... Hezbollah has only managed to harm other Arabs in their most rocket recent attacks?

Good job, niggas.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Somebody should tell those hajis that they can try to close the Strait of Hormuz but guided missiles will still sink their ships and they can try to hide under bridges but guided missiles will still blow them up.

Seriously Iran should just give up. They can try to fuck the global economy by closing off the strait, but that’s just going to invite more bombs. If they fuck around long enough, somebody is going to unleash a portable sun over Tehran. They’re literally in no position to compel a compromise.

To the extremist Persian sandniggers…Just give up. You don’t have to fight anymore. You’ve already lost. All you have to do is stop and give up. You don’t have an air force, you don’t have a navy, your army hates you and will just as likely kill you than the great satan.

I’ll take my dumb and MATI stickers from Iranian psyop faggots now. It won’t save you from the air strikes but it may make you better.

Play this on repeat on Iranian TV:

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At least 9x United States Air Force tankers, between Boeing KC-135R Stratotanker and Boeing KC-46A Pegasus, airbone over Jordan and Israel

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The fire in southern Tehran is intensifying as additional US/Israeli airstrikes have targeted the same spot.

 

[autistic dog]

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Now they're attacking Chinese tankers. Iran is the dumbest country we've ever gone to war with.

Ok now its funny again. Keep up the good work Iran! Someone get them long range missiles so they can use them to randomly attack Mexico instead of America.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Allah guides them you infidel, they will use as many human shields and hide in civilian populations as needed in order to achieve total victory over the enemy

Their god is so merciful that their prophet was literally sanctified after raping a 9 year old girl. There are more Iranians that see through this bullshit than not, but the emphatic radicals can fucking burn in thermonuclear hellfire for all I care.

The smartest thing the more intelligent Iranian citizens should to do is raid an armory and start killing as many IRGC goons as possible until they ultimately put a bullet in the head of the new (probably dead) supreme leader.

In summation. Let the Jews kill the upper class Iranian goatfuckers. Killing radical mudslime bomb-chuckers is kino.

EDIT: Oh shit nigga! Found the undercover goatfucker operatives negrating this shitpost! Feel free to post high quality photos of the prophet mohammad fucking a goat while eating delicious bacon on their profile.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Ventureposting in 2026 was not on my bingo card.

I wish I could Monarchpost more often.

Bessent officially announces the temporary easing of Russian oil sanctions.

I'm wondering if Russia will start to pivot back to the west if China goes full retard on Taiwan.

 

[pooterino]

A U.S. Navy ship attempted to engage the vessel using a 5-inch, 54-caliber Mark-45 naval gun mounted on the forward deck of destroyers and cruisers. The shots missed several times.️ It remains unclear which U.S. ship fired or what happened to the Iranian vessel and its crew.

Mark-45 you say. Neat.

When you see $50bn to the Pentagon, this is what you're funding

If she is spot-welding some armaments together (or whatever) for the USA, I fail to see what problem I'm supposed to have with it.

 

[AGP]

AHHHHH I'M BEING SHOWN THINGS CONTRARY TO WHAT I BELIEVE LA LA LA LA LA
No wonder the American Empire is in decline.

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AYO WHERE MY $50BN WYT BOI

Do you also think Mossadegh was a democratic leader?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Mark-45 you say. Neat.

It pooping out spent brass made me giggle. We need Oerlikons again on ships:

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Tehran is shaking, huge bombs are falling:

https://x.com/hey_itsmyturn/status/2032269510795833561

https://x.com/hey_itsmyturn/status/2032273142601703874

CENTCOM press conference tomorrow:



https://x.com/deptofwar/status/2032276017306648632?s=46

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

>gets asked to show hands
>keeps posting a picture of a fat black woman

what did they mean by this?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And he was buttfucked by jinn.

I prefer to believe that the jinn version is muslim cope and in reality those were either jeets or blacks.

And he died of a heart attack.

The story I heard was that he took some women as slaves after killing their families and ate poisoned food they gave him. But in my head canon his heart broke when Aisha turned 18.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

keeps posting a picture of a fat black woman

https://x.com/hey_itsmyturn/status/2032278099342107124

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Wow, I'm convinced by all the screenshots of article titles you got from /pol/.

He spends all day shitting up the catalog with BRICS nigger shit and trannie porn.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

AHHHHH I'M BEING SHOWN THINGS CONTRARY TO WHAT I BELIEVE LA LA LA LA LA
No wonder the American Empire is in decline.

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AYO WHERE MY $50BN WYT BOI

>Refuses to post hands.

you’re either a goat fucker or a streetshitter and should find the nearest train station and jump in front of the next train that comes through. Do your part for humanity. Take yourself out of the gene pool.

 

[The Ghost of Sergei Witte]

If I could surmise American style military planning and failures, imagine an M14 and continue it out to every single branch of the American military, bloated, expensive, the wrong armament for the wrong conflict.



I'm sorry that the US military industrial complex has turned into the welfare stimulus complex, but it is, and no amount of deflection will change the reality that has been panicked about for decades and we're seeing the end results of prolonged decadence and decline.

He spends all day shitting up the catalog with BRICS nigger shit and trannie porn.

I wish I was retarded enough to understand what was meant by this

 

[autistic dog]

It's over ZOGmerimutts, articles were written about our military. ARTICLES.

American Millitary upkeep is TOO EXPENSIVE! Iran's Millitary has an upkeep cost of $0 by comparison.