🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

[Tiresome]

Like most middle easterners, he’s likely inbred so it’s unsurprising

I mean, we pretty much know this for a fact just from the many times we've heard him laugh exactly like Goofy.

 

[Goatchoker]

I mean, we pretty much know this for a fact just from the many times we've heard him laugh exactly like Goofy.

I do NOT miss the hyuck hyuck or crazy frog.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She won't want to breathe through her mouth after a tonsillectomy at 42. If you know, you know.

There's no way they'd clear this walking barely hurpling, co-morbidity collecting, sentient dumpster from behind McDonald's to get a tonsillectomy. They're actually pretty major surgery with a higher than usual rate of complications, especially when you're over 21ish. The Canadian govt does not need a white, slightly fatter Jahi McMath on their hands (even if Mama Nails wouldn't be there to suction her scabs off right after surgery). They barely even do the surgery after you turn 30 unless you REALLY push for it because complications and pain are so high. If Julianna couldn't get tit chopped, no way any Anaesthesiologist is going to risk their practice doing airway surgery on Chantal.

 

[goat sneed]

Sansa has made a video tracking her food spending. It was about 287CAD ($211) for the stuff she showed on camera in one week alone (not counting groceries).

The social contract of this whole thing is amazing. American workers paying taxes so elderly welfare catladies can send Chins superchats and donations so she can spend it on food and wire it to her fake husband.

 

[22 Rimfire]

I do a lot of work with audio production and have trained my ears to pick up the little bits of noise our brains normally filter out when listening to stuff. While watching the shart clip, I couldn't help but notice a very subtle blip of noise right before she says "Uh oh". So I reduced background noise and boosted the gain of the blip.

uhoh.mp3 (Around 11 seconds in)

I believe we have audio of the very moment disaster struck.

Oh my god, you've found it. It's Bloop!

 

[Baguette]

Here are some key gunt shots from when she was trying to get Wobbles into the car.

 

[Gaystapo]

I didn't know fat people were prone to shitting themselves but that just gives me one more reason to hate fat people.

Don't fat people get fined in Japan for being fat? Why isn't that a thing everywhere?

 

[TeracottaPah]

The state of her filthy clothes when the Beezer offered to help:

Spoiler: Comments

Some comments I thought were funny and true in Piggy’s comment section:

I know people are speculating that the Beezer who gave her a ride might be the one who was videoing her.

Worry not, SqueakyFromme Beezer even said:
“I promise you, I’m not going to be sitting, watching you, and videoing you, I’m not one of those people.”
She seems to be a genuine Beezer (nutjob)

 

[Baguette]

The state of her filthy clothes when the Beezer offered to help:

This is what is so ridiculous to me. The bitch has IN-UNIT washer/dryer. There are so many people who don't have that but still never leave the house without clean clothes.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Yes, Salah apparently has so much ass hair that he’s needed medical intervention for ingrown hair-twice. (That we know of.)

He also has problems with ingrown toenails, also had to see a doctor twice.

Like most middle easterners, he’s likely inbred so it’s unsurprising the stuff that is supposed to grow out, grows in.

Plus, he sent a dick pic to a beezer and it’s a mangled, scarred little sad thing. No way a small dick like that could access any of Chins nether regions. I’m not sure he could even get to her mouth with the ginormous gunt in the way. So it’s fat folds or nothing- and we are all sure it’s nothing.

I mean, I watch the post-waxing ingrown hair removal YouTube channels but somehow this nugget of information still floored me. I was so flabbergasted to realize this is actually a thing that happens that after reading your reply I Googled "so much ass hair it becomes ingrown" and read the following under "treatment":

While minor folliculitis might heal on its own, infections often require professional drainage, antibiotics (like clindamycin or metronidazole), or surgical removal of the hair nest.

Hair nest. He has hair nests in his ass.

They really are perfect for each other. She gets boils in her crotch, he gets hair cysts in his ass. He has long, prehensile toes, she has her stumpy freak show nubs. His ass is full of hair, her head is balding. He is noodle-y, she is a compacted wad of dough. They are a body horror yin and yang.

 

[brooky]

His ass is full of hair, her head is balding. He is noodle-y, she is a compacted wad of dough. They are a body horror yin and yang.

She's fat and pathetic
He's tall and athletic
Together they're a perfect ten <3

 

[cuttysnark]

Shitlord Salah has pilonidal cysts

 

[Camel Bro 94]

She's fat and pathetic
He's tall and athletic
Together they're a perfect ten <3

I think they're more shaped like a cursed 1 3

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

I believe that Scootie is Chin's future
Treat them well and let them lead the way
Show it all the duty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let Scottie's chugging remind us how it has to be

Everybody's searching for a hero
People need someone to hook up to
Chins never found anyone who fulfilled her needs
A lonely place to be
And so she learned to depend on Scootie

It decided long ago
Never to block Chin's huge shadow
If it fails, if it succeeds
At least it'll scoot as it believes

No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest chug of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest chug of all
on top of meeeee


I believe that Scootie can RISE as Patricia Krenwinkle so delicately wrote. Squeaky Fromme has Hope too.

Or at least another Beezer donated iteration.

Yallah!!

 

[Tinidril]

That Beezer is no Bony Maroni herself but next to Gargantua she looks almost svelte. These behemoths like Chantal and ALR are recalibrating our rightful assessment of what's fat and what's normal.

 

[cuttysnark]

Chins is feeling under the weather, still talking about food.

 

[lebean]

Chins is feeling under the weather, still talking about food.
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Cunty finally treating that tonsillitis and mucuous buildup (i.e. Gunt's gruntin'), with deathfat levels of McFlurry, McDoubles, McCheesesteaks, McMeatballs, etc.

It's not like excessive amounts of dairy and sugar can irritate and cause tonsils to swell further.. or, wait..

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Dainty diabetic coma molment

 

[Geekerz]

SCOOTIN 3.9.26

Kick 2:33pm

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Thankgodimnot]

I forget who it was (eta: barbarrella??) who said Chantal doesn’t have the specific accent that most of us pick up on and some of us quote sometimes. And that we all are basically imagining it and need to stop mention/quoting it. But this is undeniable. Come on.