🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Octopi]

If she had her druthers, she'd move to New Zealand You mean the country that only issues residency visas (to Americans, at least) to those with skills and careers they're lacking in NZ? You'll be a shoe-in, Pissa!

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Why would anyone fly home to vote in a US election? You can literally do it from wherever you are.

Polissa is a state dependent. No country wants a new dependent. Her only hope is if she has descent citizenship from somewhere, like she's just never mentioned that her grandfather is Irish. Or that she's Jewish. Or whatever, there are a bunch of them but I doubt she qualifies for any.

 

[Cherry Milk]

She'd hate it in any other country. She just wants the ability to sit on her fat ass and moan.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

She still hasn't finished the AI generated children's book about pool safety?

For shame.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

we have a farm in New Zealand that she already lives on, rent free

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Huh, looks like she out-ate the Ozempic. Imagine my surprise. [plays the sad losing noise from the Price is Right on the tub trumpet]

 

[Trombonista]

[plays the sad losing noise from the Price is Right on the tub trumpet]

I think you need a tub trombone or tub tuba for that.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Huh, looks like she out-ate the Ozempic. Imagine my surprise. [plays the sad losing noise from the Price is Right on the tub trumpet]

She's the female Wings of Redemption. Jordy bested a gastric band and Ozempic, that's true deathfat behaviour.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa posted a couple cat clips on TikTok. They're not of Pugsley, however, but a new female cat named Mipha (who is named after a Legend of Zelda character)

Spoiler: side note

If you look closely in the second clip, Polissa is journaling about the latest Iran conflict

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With this new addition, they now have four animals in their converted hotel room (and two more than they're permitted to have, as Dobby was certified as an ESA specifically to get around that)

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Polissa posted a couple cat clips on TikTok. They're not of Pugsley, however, but a new female cat named Mipah (who is named after a Legend of Zelda character)


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mipahjournal.mp4

Spoiler: side note

If you look closely in the second clip, Polissa is journaling about the latest Iran conflict

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With this new addition, they now have four animals in their converted hotel room (and two more than they're permitted to have, as Dobby was certified as an ESA specifically to get around that)

A new cat. How predictable and disappointing.

 

[Hweeks]

Let the horde re-building commence...

 

[greenergrass2.0]

Let the horde re-building commence...

Oh no it is starting again. She never ever mentions the cat colony of indoor cats she abandoned to the wild. I wish some tik tok person knowledgeable of her past would ask how they are doing. She is so fucking unreal, learning nothing from what she would say were "mistakes". She would already have to beg for money for any vet care for the animals she already had. If she ever complains about being so poor again, I also wish that tik tok person would call her out on rebuilding her hoard!!

 

[Simpers]

She can’t not live in squalor, it’s her native habitat

 

[Breadbear]

Goddamn it

 

[glass_houses]

Honestly, I'm genuinely surprised that it's taken so long. I really thought that the cats would start multiplying pretty much immediately. After all, they need help with the cockroaches.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Honestly, I'm genuinely surprised that it's taken so long. I really thought that the cats would start multiplying pretty much immediately. After all, they need help with the cockroaches.

well kitten season is closing in rapidly so im sure she will find many new additions.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of Kitten Lady's guidance on what to do if you find kittens outside. If everyone followed this then shelters wouldn't be inundated with bottle babies.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

TikTok dump, starting with a quick catch up vid. No mention of getting Mipha, but Polissa announces that she's been doing okay enough. Been getting back into journaling and learning astrology while "hibernating" away from the scary world outside. Also painted a new painting, but won't share it because it was for renewing her creative drive than anything. She got two commissions she will need to fulfill, though, so that's on her to do list.

A new installment of her ARFID journey, which is a continuation of her finding fruit to eat cottage cheese with. After trying pears (actually pretty good) and pineapple (NOPE), she is about to try eating it with strawberries. The verdict: after three bites that she doesn't so much as choke down, she concludes that it's passable, provided she eats only a tiny amount of cottage cheese with them

Showed off a new journal she bought on TikTok Shop that she will use to write about everything from horoscopes to current events, plus some stamps and office supplies she got to decorate the pages. Asks people to buy it from her Showcase link (the "TikTok Sponsored" tag in the app version's description) because she'll get some pennies for every one sold.

Finally, she showcased a second TikTok Shop item: a cotton candy colored arc lighter. Admits that "the cats" hate the hissing sound it makes, but she can't stop turning it on. It's so much fun to flick! Save money on disposable lighters and make Polly money by buying it through her link. Win-win!

Freeze frame fun

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Pissa claims ARFID because she can't eat cottage cheese on its own. It's gross, that's why. Weird texture, watery and lumpy. Sits in the mouth wrong.
Hey, do I have ARFID now?

 

[Cherry Milk]

She's looking fatter than ever