Ordinary sausage / Mr. Sausage - Internet sausage dad.

[Aunt Carol]

He should deep fry oil.

Wasn't that essentially the Velveeta attempt?

He should sculpt shapes out of Velveeta, bread them, and then fry them until the Velveeta is gone and only the breading in its shape remains. Reinvent the Lost Wax Process except with cheese food product.

 

[Waffle Iron]

He should deep fry oil.

He already tried to deepfry plenty of fats (cheese etc). Not really interesting.

 

[The Lurky 1]

He should deep fry oil.

This count?

 

[Squanto Airi]

This count?https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfwZtJjfECc

Weirdly normal considering several state fairs sell it.

For example, here's the Washington State Fair selling it:

Wisconsin:


And Texas:

 

[The Lurky 1]

Weirdly normal considering several state fairs sell it.

For example, here's the Washington State Fair selling it:
Wyświetl załącznik 8654027
Wisconsin:
Wyświetl załącznik 8654034

And Texas:
Wyświetl załącznik 8654036

???

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Wyświetl załącznik 8654113 ???

Those were more innocent days.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Another sugar-filled sausage, what could possibly go wrong.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TnhK6rnXWVAAnother sugar-filled sausage, what could possibly go wrong.

That was nauseating. The grinder looks straight out of a horror film.

At least we finally understand how Mrs. Sausage stands him considering she found the combined smell of burnt sugar and beef tallow as good smelling.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That was nauseating. The grinder looks straight out of a horror film.

At least we finally understand how Mrs. Sausage stands him considering she found the combined smell of burnt sugar and beef tallow as good smelling.

They Live sausage.

This really should have been cooked in a non-pan way.

 

[Milkmaid Man]

I wonder how you format videos to display like that.
Expected a much more flashy will it blow, but I guess not.

 

[Vibralldo]

Wyświetl załącznik 8663254
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They Live sausage.

This really should have been cooked in a non-pan way.

Looks like a sausage that was left in the back of the fridge for 2 years and got overtaken by mold

 

[Valstrax]

Wyświetl załącznik 8663254
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Wyświetl załącznik 8663264

They Live sausage.

This really should have been cooked in a non-pan way.

MRS. SAUSAGE!
CALL AN EXORCIST!

 

[SandyCat]

At least we finally understand how Mrs. Sausage stands him considering she found the combined smell of burnt sugar and beef tallow as good smelling.

My headcanon is Mrs. Sausage is a haemonculus made from sausage ingredients and bound to his will. There's no way any self respecting woman would put up with his level of shenanigans especially after the surstromming incident.

 

[PetiteFeet]

My headcanon is Mrs. Sausage is a haemonculus made from sausage ingredients and bound to his will. There's no way any self respecting woman would put up with his level of shenanigans especially after the surstromming incident.

So what you're saying is he assembled a new Mrs. Sausage (because the first one took the little links in the divorce and went back to Florida, leaving him in Chicago) from his various cooking shenanigans, like the chicken nugget hand and sausage hand, and the Adam & Eve mouth head.

 

[Valstrax]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TnhK6rnXWVAAnother sugar-filled sausage, what could possibly go wrong.

"I need you all to MAINTAIN a level of MATURITY-"

 

[Peru oso donas]

"I need you all to MAINTAIN a level of MATURITY-"
Wyświetl załącznik 8664013

Still not the most phallic sausage he has ever worked on

 

[Love Is Blue]

Still not the most phallic sausage he has ever worked on
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jk-9AhcxKVI

hold my pizzle

 

[a-Lager]

Never forget the duck fetus sausage

 

[souschef]

Weirdly normal considering several state fairs sell it.

For example, here's the Washington State Fair selling it:
Wyświetl załącznik 8654027
Wisconsin:
Wyświetl załącznik 8654034

And Texas:
Wyświetl załącznik 8654036

Fucking americans!

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

My headcanon is Mrs. Sausage is a haemonculus made from sausage ingredients and bound to his will. There's no way any self respecting woman would put up with his level of shenanigans especially after the surstromming incident.

The real Mrs. Sausage left a long time ago. She was tired of being called MRS SAUSAGE - she really did not like this. Ever since then, Mrs. Sausage has been Mr. sausage with nail polish, and a voice changer. He is completely psychotic. There is no Mrs. Sausage. She's figment of his imagination just like the Apple, Fermented Green Shark, and Doritos Dinosaur.