I am cats. Ask me Nothing

[Most Wanted Banana]

 

[Autistic Joe]

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I'm sure it's been posted in this thread before, but I feel it warrants re-posting in reply to such devout Holy Kitties.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Is the Pope cat?

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Is the Pope cat?

They have their own Pope, or so I've been told...

 

[Otterly]

Is the Pope cat?

These are not the cups of Christ I meant…

 

[Berrakh]

I like cats because they are both evil and affectionate. A funny quirk of nature to have both of these residing at once in the same vessel.

A dog thinks “my owner loves me because I am his dog.”

A cat thinks “I like you, and you are mine now.”

 

[Stumbling9]

 

[Super Guido]

Why do cats chew up boxes? Mine is currently chowing down on a box. He will chew huge holes in them.

There are various reasons, such as anxiety/boredom, or emulating predatory behavior for entertainment. The more alarming one would be an older cat who needs dental work done.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Is it too late to get that bite?

 

[Super Guido]

Is it too late to get that bite?

You will have to pray to Cats, and perhaps he will send A Friend to chew your toes in your sleep.

 

[Ygolonac]

My neighbor has a very large outdoor cat who frequently tries to get in my house and occasionally does to eat my cats food and scare the shit out of her. I believe she has some kind of brain damage because her head is small and she has zero precautions about any person. She runs right up to me and strangers having not seen me all winter and has zero interest in ever sniffing me when I offer. Just rushes for pets and begs for treats from everyone.
she is very much like the cat in my profile picture..

 

[Google Drive]

What was interesting though is that she wasn't just a cylinder or sphere of a cat. She was overweight, but she was built more like a linebacker than an obese person. For her very large frame, she wasn't severely overweight.

I had a cat like that who ended up passing of breast cancer. She was smart and strong as fuck so she could knock down sliding doors off their tracks and brute force open older hinged doors. Miss you forever, Patches. 2010-2019.

 

[Autistic Joe]

I like cats because they are both evil and affectionate. A funny quirk of nature to have both of these residing at once in the same vessel.

Respect the Death Blades!

 

[Google Drive]

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Dogs won btw.

Shut up houseshitter. You sound like a feline houseshitter. TOTAL DOG VICTORY, TOTAL DOG SUPREMACY. TOTAL HEADPAT VICTORY

Dogs are cute too man, I don't think anyone here hates them. I do hate the way their owners treat them, though. Especially working dogs. Leaving Mr Muchums the Corso locked in a studio apartment while you shop at Whole Foods is foul. He needs to be on a farm protecting caddle from coyotes or some shit.

 

[souschef]

Dogs are cute too man, I don't think anyone here hates them. I do hate the way their owners treat them, though. Especially working dogs. Leaving Mr Muchums the Corso locked in a studio apartment while you shop at Whole Foods is foul. He needs to be on a farm protecting caddle from coyotes or some shit.

All animals are cute. Cats are my favorite, but i love dogs too. I've had many pets. Cats, dogs, cockatiels, hamsters, ducks, chickens, geese, turtles... They're all cute

 

[Adolf Kotler]

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LOL if the Batman villain 2 Face had a kot...

 

[troonshine]

 

[tarzor]

@fat_rat_on_the_grass

ear cleaning into stranglehold

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

You have alerted the horde!