Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[babyDunk]

This seems like a good time for China to make a play for Taiwan, given America is consumed with ack-ing Persians.

"I will back the chi-coms to own da chuds"

How many of you would be against Christians taking over Israel after the Iran war?

based tbh

It literally shouldn't have been fucking sanctioned in the first place. The war on Russia against the west is literally retarded. I can hate Iran and literally say Russian sanctions are retarded because Iran has been a thorn in our side for years. Them lashing out in autistic rage does not help my opinion either.

Fuck off zigger, we already have a designated one in this thread

 

[draggs]

How many of you would be against Christians taking over Israel after the Iran war?

I don't think 200,000 Christians have the numbers to beat 2 million Arabs and 9 million Jews, but... Deus Vult

 

[RodgerDodger]

Nobody cares what the British do. Because they're fags.

Even by British fag standards Starmer is extra faggy. It's just been been fucking hilarious to see the Royal Navy, once the most powerful entity in the world, fail to put 1 ship to sea in a week. You wouldn't think they'd be worse than the Russian's at boats and shit. But here we are.

 

[King George III]

No one going cold at Mehrabad International tonight

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[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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It's MES so take it with a whole shaker of salt but there's a few videos so something is happening.

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An unidentified object gets shot down and crashes in the Bekka Valley region of Lebanon during clashes between Hezbollah and the IDF.


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Multiple channels report this to be surveillance footage of the initial Israeli paratrooper landing in the Lebanese Beqaa Valley.

If Israel is doing paratrooper landings I would be impressed. But I don't think Hezbollah is willing this one.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Soon, it will be Shabbat and @Catch The Rainbow will be offline, so you niggas will be stuck with me.

He needs to code a posting bot to serve like the Sabbath function on an oven.

A private organisation with no oversight or accountability from the electorate that gets to decide who can be a judge, lawyer, or politician should never have been allowed.

Generally state legislatures have authority over their bar associations, although it's largely exercised in the form of "don't do anything that would push us to get directly involved."

No one could think of an acronym that spelled out a cooler name? “Oh no I’m gonna be hit by a Lucas!” Sure you fucking homo.

LUCAS is the Prince of Darkness.

 

[inetsone]

Holy fuck, check out how insane the backup outside the Straight of Hormuz is, must be thousands of them sitting around waiting
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website to monitro real time marine traffic

your not going to belive this shit
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the ballsy fuckers, so China is getting oil still

do you realize how insane this one picture is
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by examing it in conext we can learn that a major geopolitical hope is not coming to fruition perhaps faster then the power that be just by simple looking in the right place at the right time

they HAVE THEIR DESTINATION set as "Chinese owner and crew" LMAO, what if this is some Africans thinking they can fool iran
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I simply don't see an (American) oil shock happening, as it will be the focus of US policy (and military strategy) to avoid that. Increase Saudi and GCC exports through Yanbu up to its capacity, military focus will shift to opening the Strait, give Russia a temporary waiver or three, even tapping the SPR in a bigger way than Biden did to settle the domestic market. There's enough oil in the SPR right now to put an extra 2 million barrels a day in the domestic supply for 200 days, they'll drain that fucker dry if they have to (they won't)

Let's agree to disagree then, @draggs. I hope you're correct.

But anyone thinking US forces can escort enough boats through to matter is fooling themselves and shortly you'll see oil backing up big time. I haven't heard anyone say it here but wait for the surprise here when oil wells are shut down because there is literally no storage left to put it in. That's coming, fast af too.

Check it: in 1 week from today you will be hearing it blasted high and low that the war must end due to gas prices.

*Source: commodities trader of 30 years.

 

[The Big A]

Even by British fag standards Starmer is extra faggy. It's just been been fucking hilarious to see the Royal Navy, once the most powerful entity in the world, fail to put 1 ship to sea in a week. You wouldn't think they'd be worse than the Russian's at boats and shit. But here we are.

There is nothing more pathetic than the fact that if Britain and Russia got into a war alone, Russia would win by starving out the bongs.

The RUSSIAN Navy.

 

[This User]

The Clean Mistral hasn't assigned a new destination and SM Kestrel is heading to Suez for now. Egypt is also having an energy crisis believe it or not.

I dont know what that means.

Does that mean sargassum doesnt matter in 2025? Haha I was being honest when I said I dont know much about modern shipping

 

[Boney]

and any of the three of us can obliterate those within 24 hours.

Not even close. The power gap between the US and second place is massive. Russia has no ability to project force beyond its borders, and struggles at its borders.

China much the same, with exactly zero experience even with their new toys.

The US stands alone as a true global power. France might be #2, or England.

Russia and China have bigger "scarrier" militaries, but global projection is utterly beyond their most ambitious capability.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Most of the Middle Eastern nations seem to be dangerously underprepared for armed conflict.

 

[Farm Hand]

Hasan just laid out his theory that Iran's random acts of violence against surrounding Gulf states were actually Iran's utilization of awesome hackers and intel for pinpoint strikes against American defense contractors in hotels, which the US government then suppressed public reports on because they can get with it, unlike with American active service casualties.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2715450772

About 4hr50min into today's stream.

 

[The Big A]

Not even close. The power gap between the US and second place is massive. Russia has no ability to project force beyond its borders, and struggles at its borders.

China much the same, with exactly zero experience even with their new toys.

The US stands alone as a true global power. France might be #2, or England.

Russia and China have bigger "scarrier" militaries, but global projection is utterly beyond their most ambitious capability.

Didn't France get run out of Africa by Russian flunkies? I'm aware that they weren't defeated on the battlefield but they still allowed/failed to prevent a number of coups that led to the destruction of French influence in the Sahel.

Britain has zero power projection that doesn't entirely rely entirely on American logistics.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

I haven't heard anyone say it here but wait for the surprise here when oil wells are shut down because there is literally no storage left to put it in. That's coming, fast af too.

Qatar is already sounding the alarm bells over this and Iran has been hitting tankers near Kuwait to dissuade any attempt to use them as floating storage. Truthfully I'd expect the commodities market to be moving far faster pricing this disaster than it has been moving, we should have been over $100bbl already. I haven't even looked into how much the global food market is going to be fucked since we've lost 1/3rd of the global supply of fertilizer that passes through Hormuz.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

He needs to code a posting bot to serve like the Sabbath function on an oven.

Honestly, but sadly you all have to suffer with the less Orthodox Jew (me)

 

[harmy.kook]

JEW AND MUSLIM FIGHT!
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More Cops than Vigil attendees.

Even by British fag standards Starmer is extra faggy. It's just been been fucking hilarious to see the Royal Navy, once the most powerful entity in the world, fail to put 1 ship to sea in a week. You wouldn't think they'd be worse than the Russian's at boats and shit. But here we are.

It's like an old guy failing to walk down a few steps even though he was a top runner back in the day .. Just fucking sad

 

[This User]

Hasan just laid out his theory that Iran's random acts of violence against surrounding Gulf states were actually Iran's utilization of awesome hackers and intel for pinpoint strikes against American defense contractors in hotels, which the US government then suppressed public reports on because they can get with it, unlike with American active service casualties.
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2715450772

About 4hr50min into today's stream.

I shouldn't have to live with someone this retarded betraying my country

Any other time in human history we would just quietly take care of this guy off the books

 

[>IMPLYING]

Interesting happening in the Beqaa valley:

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Interesting happening, take it with a grain of salt due to the sources however.

Druze bros—our time is here, at long last.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

Hasan just laid out his theory that Iran's random acts of violence against surrounding Gulf states were actually Iran's utilization of awesome hackers and intel for pinpoint strikes against American defense contractors in hotels, which the US government then suppressed public reports on because they can get with it, unlike with American active service casualties.
Hasan on Iran vs Gulf States.mp4

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2715450772

About 4hr50min into today's stream.

“The left’s Joe Rogan” I’d take Rogan rambling about monkeys and weed 10 times over this retarded faggot

 

[Boney]

Didn't France get run out of Africa by Russian flunkies? I'm aware that they weren't defeated on the battlefield but they still allowed/failed to prevent a number of coups that led to the destruction of French influence in the Sahel.

Britain has zero power projection that doesn't entirely rely entirely on American logistics.

I wouldn't really count Africa in to the equation. They are constantly being kicked out and invited back.

You are truly correct about the Bongs. However, they have the means for limited amphibious operations on paper and 2 (kinda) carriers. Plus not shit tier sailors and the properly badass Royal Marines. They could do.... like something I'm sure.