💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Captain Manning]

See his strategy to harass people to go onto his show with Maddox for context and the fights he picked with Tonka, Shane the Shoe-eater and others. That evolved into his audience pestering people on their streams/Twitter to go on his show.

This is just a return to form now the audience is gone.

There is no way in hell he'd ever get Hasan on his show.

He needs to aim WAY lower than that. Essentially he'd have to go back to baiting small fries like Tonkasaw and Shane. Nigga thinks he can pull 2021-2022 guests in 2026, and he's delusional.

And I am not even sure baiting small fries would get him anywhere anymore. Anybody could just call him a child-dosing cuck, and tell him to fuck off.

Here ya go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Er4pKaur5iI

Outstanding work!

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Saw this on my feed!

Congrats @elb! I hope your recovery continues to go smoothly!
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Glad to see someone kick the shit out of cancer. It’s even better that it’s someone whose existence makes Nick seethe into a nitrous tank.

He made another go at Hasan like an hour ago.

If I had to choose between being Hasan’s dog and being Nick’s dog, I’m going with Hasan. He at least takes care of his dog even if she’s just a show piece for his streaming setup.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

There is no way in hell he'd ever get Hasan on his show.

He needs to aim WAY lower than that. Essentially he'd have to go back to baiting small fries like Tonkasaw and Shane. Nigga thinks he can pull 2021-2022 guests in 2026, and he's delusional.

And I am not even sure baiting small fries would get him anywhere anymore. Anybody could just call him a child-dosing cuck, and tell him to fuck off.


Outstanding work!

He got lucky with Vic, Rittenhouse, and Depp. He does not understand why he was successful (random chance) so he is trying to ape thr actions that led to those chance happenings.

 

[Beavis]

He got lucky with Vic, Rittenhouse, and Depp. He does not understand why he was successful (random chance) so he is trying to ape thr actions that led to those chance happenings.

He was successful because he was the first to seriously lawstream. When the other lawtubers realized what a big grift it was after Depp they started doing it and lapped him.

Nick could miraculously become genuinely remorseful, keep a regular schedule, and do everything, etc., but it wouldn’t matter because there’s too many others that are better at law streaming than he is.

 

[daffodils]

"Define trapped?"
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https://old.reddit.com/user/Early-Leopard-8351/comments/

 

[Watching Rekieta]

"Define trapped?"
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So Nick - the no friends, no hobbies, no job proven cuck that spends his life in the basement of his mom's house - is going to pretend he can help someone be a non-sperg?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Mr. Dentist Family Counselling detects a small chink in the armor due to a BPD bitch lying through her teeth to Null, and he latches onto it like Pibbles the Pitbull onto a newborn child.

https://old.reddit.com/user/Early-Leopard-8351/comments/

Rekieta has such a hateboner for Aaron that he entirely ignores the fact that the argument he is making is in Rekieta's favor, stating that Prosecutors will latch onto any evidence that increases their prosecution rate, specifically using drug tests as an example.
Christ Nick, be more holistic.

 

[Vibralldo]

All the fat jokes really make me uncomfortable with all the evidence pointing towards Nick starving his kids

 

[Potatoherder]

I know it's wrong but the mental image of Nick depriving food from his kids was this:

Depriving food from his kids to feed Chunketia. And you got to admit the resemblance to Nick is uncanny.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I know it's wrong but the mental image of Nick depriving food from his kids was this:
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Depriving food from his kids to feed Chunketia. And you got to admit the resemblance to Nick is uncanny.
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Rekieta is mentally a bisexual sexualized child. No one else in range is allowed to be free, a child, or even happy, without him contaminating them in some way. A true horrorcow. I don't think I've seen him be an adult for nearly a decade. Infantile life of muh streamer muh youtube celebrity. Pathetic.
Married father of five everyone!

 

[AnOminous]

He made another go at Hasan like an hour ago.

He's incredibly desperate to try to get clout by attacking someone way bigger than he is.

Hasan is a fucking clown, but he's at least three tiers above Cuckieta at this point.

 

[daffodils]

Currently live

 

[Sneed Force One]

So we have ancient viking LARPer (nice catto tho), Old Jessica from KingCobraJFS and the Mr. Cope Vape himself guest hosting to a grand total of 200 viewers.
HE DOES IT FOR FREE. No wonder he's doing the Hasan bait.


Oof Nick, that viewcount aint hitting. The algo isn't even sniffing at you.

And after a short hiatus, we're back on our way to the 399,999 subscriber special.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

I started watching Nick shortly after Vic. Therefore, my knowledge of it all is extremely limited. So bear that in mind when I say, it's heartbreakingly sad about the knives Ken Adams put so much time and loving effort into making them in order to help Vic out. To think, now those knives are rusted and buried under mountains of filth in the Baldo Bunker. That's a real shame.

Bravo @elb on an excellent compilation! The comments on YouTube are excellent and Skelly will read them and seethe in impotent rage.

 

[elb]

Bravo @elb on an excellent compilation! The comments on YouTube are excellent and Skelly will read them and seethe in impotent rage.

Thanks! 5k gift is next but I may need assistance sourcing clips with that one. I’m hopeful I’ve logged enough of it I can just pull from my own channel


Why are they like this
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[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Why are they like this

It's Madonna and AIDS Bono doing promos.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

I bet that's the same outfit she wore on MLS's lego stream.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

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Why are they like this
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Because they hate each other, but have to pretend they love each other, in hopes of him getting financially successful again, so that they can afford drugs again.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Why are they like this
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Wow, Steven Tyler and Bono really let themselves go.
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[Third World Aristocrat]

I find it very funny how Rekieta continues to cope about Josh and the Farms. How he claims he tried to “help” Josh, as if his help were worth anything. Unironically, Mad at the Internet is a more successful stream than his. Rekieta is a pathetic creature who cannot accept his current position. How embarrassing.