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I have a theory on part of why Russia and Iran managed to function as paper tigers for so long.

It's the Pentagon's fault.

Anybody that knows more about this stuff is welcome to correct me if I'm wrong. Here's my pitch:

If you're the dude that's in charge of wargaming this stuff, all of the institutional incentives line up in the direction of playing up how scary the enemy is and how you need a bigger budget. It is a fact of reality that every institution, of any sort, exists to maximize its discretionary power and budget, even if the ultimate motivations are more complicated discretionary power + budget expands the choice set of how you can achieve that goal. Is. A. Fact.

Now, if you come along and say, "Iran is in fact quite mid" that DOES NOT drive panic and fear and look good on C-SPAN if Congress votes you another six gorillion dollars for procurement. If you say that you also look negligent, potentially, to your immediate superiors, and your superiors may pressure you to phony stuff up too. So you will always, always present things through a catastrophizing lens. This then gets passed on to the civilian administration, the media, and that in turn constrains the ability of your military to act.

Then add on the second layer to this: when we wargame, we are not in fact wargaming against Iranians, we are wargaming against an Iranian OOB commanded by Americans. Even to the extent you're supposed to replicate however that other army works, makes decisions, "don't act retarded, do take this seriously" is Wargaming 101, so you've got this 200 IQ Gigachad American officers playing 70 IQ Middle Eastern/Slavic retards, and that dramatically overestimates how competent they're going to be.

The irony of it all? Taking your job seriously, obeying that central rule that you never underestimate the enemy, paralyzes you like McClellan against the Army of Northern Virginia.

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
The Anglo-American establishment has viewed the world through the lens of "Sea-Powers" vs "Land Powers" since the British Halford Mackinder's article The Physical Basis for Political Geography and the American Captain Alfred Thayer Mahan a lecturer in naval history and the president of the United States Naval War College. He wrote The Influence of Sea Power Upon History. Not only do we want oil, we want all of Asia or "the Earth Heartland". This idea was expounded upon by Zbigniew Brzeziński and his work The Grand Chessboard
 
Oh fuck here we go again with the self righteous German clutching his moral high ground like it's the last clean towel in a Turkish bathhouse, absolutely livid that Trump just dropped the hammer on Iran with a full on bombing campaign turning Tehran's missile yards and leadership bunkers into parking lots.
Spare us the hand-wringing lectures about drafts that aren't going to happen since Americans have enough pride in their nation to actually volunteer.

Germany spent decades preaching peace while happily buying cheap Russian gas that funded Putin's war machine until the bill was due and you had to beg for American LNG. Now you're pearl clutching over strikes that took out a theocracy that's been at war with the West since 1979. Real brave stance from the nation that couldn't even meet its 2% NATO spending promise until Trump shamed you into it. Twice. Cope and seethe over your vegan schnitzel and stop obsessing over some guys 19 year old child. Makes you sound creepy
I don’t think he’s German.
 
Sadly, don't have a source for this since I found it on /pol/, but current estimates put the Iranians as completely running out of missiles by the weekend.
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I have a theory on part of why Russia and Iran managed to function as paper tigers for so long.

It's the Pentagon's fault.

Anybody that knows more about this stuff is welcome to correct me if I'm wrong. Here's my pitch:

If you're the dude that's in charge of wargaming this stuff, all of the institutional incentives line up in the direction of playing up how scary the enemy is and how you need a bigger budget. It is a fact of reality that every institution, of any sort, exists to maximize its discretionary power and budget, even if the ultimate motivations are more complicated discretionary power + budget expands the choice set of how you can achieve that goal. Is. A. Fact.

Now, if you come along and say, "Iran is in fact quite mid" that DOES NOT drive panic and fear and look good on C-SPAN if Congress votes you another six gorillion dollars for procurement. If you say that you also look negligent, potentially, to your immediate superiors, and your superiors may pressure you to phony stuff up too. So you will always, always present things through a catastrophizing lens. This then gets passed on to the civilian administration, the media, and that in turn constrains the ability of your military to act.

Then add on the second layer to this: when we wargame, we are not in fact wargaming against Iranians, we are wargaming against an Iranian OOB commanded by Americans. Even to the extent you're supposed to replicate however that other army works, makes decisions, "don't act retarded, do take this seriously" is Wargaming 101, so you've got this 200 IQ Gigachad American officers playing 70 IQ Middle Eastern/Slavic retards, and that dramatically overestimates how competent they're going to be.

The irony of it all? Taking your job seriously, obeying that central rule that you never underestimate the enemy, paralyzes you like McClellan against the Army of Northern Virginia.

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
I didn't realize people hadn't figured that out yet. I thought it was pretty well known we use rigged wargames to justify infinite R&D dollars for Raytheon.

We literally borrowed a Swedish diesel-electric submarine back in the Bush era, then used it in a wargame* where we hamstrung the battle group so they couldn't use any active sensors or defensive counter measures, specifically so the sub could penetrate their lines and pretend to fire torpedoes and "kill" the USS Ronald Reagan.

Presumably all because some Admiral saw 'Down Periscope' and thought it was a great way to justify spending billions on new sensor tech because 'The Norks could invent AIP and run rings around us with diesel subs and kill a Carrier!'

[*The carrier couldn't use its SH-60 Seahawks, deploy sonobouys, was required to sail in a straight line, and were not allowed to make evasive maneuvers to avoid any torpedoes.]

To this day, I see Swedes bragging on X about their sub killing a US carrier.

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Okay so why are we attacking Ecuador now?

Also no troops on ground yet in Iran?
We’re not attacking Ecuador, we’re working with their security forces and attacking the cartel. I hope I don’t have to explain the necessity of Total Cartel Death, but this is the Iran thread.

And no, of course not. It’s clear from their wording ground troops is the last resort in the worst case scenario. There always will be spec ops in the background, but you don’t hear of those purposefully.
 
All five are historically anti-monarchy and anti-Islamist secessionists.
Hard to believe that the Mojahedin-e-Khalq (MeK) won't try to get in on this too. They're incredibly sleazy Iranian Marxists who were comrades of Saddam Hussein and his Iraqi Baath Party. Everyone hates them and with good reason.

"Now the MEK, which has been accused by critics of operating like a cult, sees an opening it has never had before. After this weekend’s killing of Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei by Israeli and U.S. airstrikes, France-based MEK leader Maryam Rajavi announced the formation of a secular provisional government."
POLITICO: The Iranian exile group that played Washington for this moment

The common people may love Americans, but neither the Shi'a radicals in charge nor the Marxist rebels do. No one with power on the ground wants to let the Iranian public have any say in how their country is run. I don't see any happy endings here in the immediate future.

I'm so happy you mentioned that, because I swear to god I remember him having penned an extremely sarcastic letter to... some sandnigger nation at the time about how he can moor ships wherever he wanted. I can't for the life of me find it.

To Yusuf Qaramanli,

May 21. 1801.

Great & respected friend.
The assurances of friendship1 which our Consul has given you,2 & of our sincere desire to cultivate peace3 & commerce with your subjects, are faithful expressions of4 our dispositions, and you will continue to find proofs of them in5 all those acts of respect & friendly intercourse which are due6 between nations standing as we do in the relations of peace & amity with each other.7 at the conclusion of our treaty with you we endeavored to prove ourselves contented with it8 by such demonstrations as were then satisfactory to you;9 and we are disposed to believe that in rendering into another language those expressions in your lre of the 25th. of May last which seem to imply expectations10 inconsistent with the faith of that transaction your intentions have been misconstrued.—on this supposition we renew11 to you sincerely12 assurances of our constant friendship and that our desire to cultivate peace & commerce with you13 continues firm & unabated.

We have found it expedient14 to detach a squadron of observation into the Mediterranean sea, to superintend the safety of our commerce there & to exercise our seamen in nautical duties. we recommend them to your hospitality and good offices should occasion require their resorting to your harbours. we hope that their appearance will give umbrage to no power15 for, while we mean to rest the safety of our commerce on the resources of our own strength & bravery in every sea, we have yet given them16 in strict command to conduct themselves towards all friendly powers with the most perfect respect & good order it being the first object of our sollicitude17 to cherish peace & friendship with all nations with whom it can be held on terms of equality & reciprocity.

I pray God very great and respected friend that he may have you always in18 his holy keeping.


Thomas Jefferson to Yusuf Qaramanli, Pasha and Bey of Tripoli, 21 May 1801
These were the Barbary Pirates. When the US naval squadron and marines got there they destroyed the pirate fleet and otherwise kicked the shit out of them. Thereafter the pirates left US shipping alone.

Mexico next then?

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Only Orange Santa knows who is getting the next spanking.

If you had been good little wogs you wouldn't be shitting your pants now. Just have to wait and see.
 
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Sadly, don't have a source for this since I found it on /pol/, but current estimates put the Iranians as completely running out of missiles by the weekend.
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Running out of launchers*

Iran probably still has the missiles in storage, they are just losing the actual trucks capable of launching them.

Okay so why are we attacking Ecuador now?
Are we attacking Ecuador?

Last I heard it was allegedly a joint operation with the Ecuadorian military?
 
Hard to believe that the Mojahedin-e-Khalq (MeK) won't try to get in on this too. They're incredibly sleazy Iranian Marxists who were comrades of Saddam Hussein and his Iraqi Baath Party. Everyone hates them and with good reason.

"Now the MEK, which has been accused by critics of operating like a cult, sees an opening it has never had before. After this weekend’s killing of Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei by Israeli and U.S. airstrikes, France-based MEK leader Maryam Rajavi announced the formation of a secular provisional government."
POLITICO: The Iranian exile group that played Washington for this moment

The common people may love Americans, but neither the Shi'a radicals in charge nor the Marxist rebels do. No one with power on the ground wants to let the Iranian public have any say in how their country is run. I don't see any happy endings here in the immediate future.


To Yusuf Qaramanli,

May 21. 1801.

Great & respected friend.
The assurances of friendship1 which our Consul has given you,2 & of our sincere desire to cultivate peace3 & commerce with your subjects, are faithful expressions of4 our dispositions, and you will continue to find proofs of them in5 all those acts of respect & friendly intercourse which are due6 between nations standing as we do in the relations of peace & amity with each other.7 at the conclusion of our treaty with you we endeavored to prove ourselves contented with it8 by such demonstrations as were then satisfactory to you;9 and we are disposed to believe that in rendering into another language those expressions in your lre of the 25th. of May last which seem to imply expectations10 inconsistent with the faith of that transaction your intentions have been misconstrued.—on this supposition we renew11 to you sincerely12 assurances of our constant friendship and that our desire to cultivate peace & commerce with you13 continues firm & unabated.

We have found it expedient14 to detach a squadron of observation into the Mediterranean sea, to superintend the safety of our commerce there & to exercise our seamen in nautical duties. we recommend them to your hospitality and good offices should occasion require their resorting to your harbours. we hope that their appearance will give umbrage to no power15 for, while we mean to rest the safety of our commerce on the resources of our own strength & bravery in every sea, we have yet given them16 in strict command to conduct themselves towards all friendly powers with the most perfect respect & good order it being the first object of our sollicitude17 to cherish peace & friendship with all nations with whom it can be held on terms of equality & reciprocity.

I pray God very great and respected friend that he may have you always in18 his holy keeping.


Thomas Jefferson to Yusuf Qaramanli, Pasha and Bey of Tripoli, 21 May 1801
Wouldn't worry too much about the niggers of the MEK, as you already said they're universally hated for being traitors by Iranians and have zero support on the ground. The Mullahs already annihilated their on-ground presence in Iran itself back in & immediately after the Iran-Iraq War, so they've just been dicking around in exile & grifting off braindead neocon/neolib types ever since. Pahlavists hate their guts too b/c they were adversaries of Pahlavi's dad and supported Khomeini in the Islamist Revolution. And for all the people chanting Javid Shah or Pahlavi Will Return, any & all slogans referencing the MEK were conspicuously absent from protests both in & outside of Iran this whole time.

The only thing Trump could possibly do at this stage that would be more retarded than a full ground invasion, would be to try to install these particular Islamo-Marxist niggerfaggots to rule Iran.
 
You think Arabs and Jews like Trump for being able to haggle? Like Trump grew up in New York and was mentored by a kike. You think they like how he can butter them up and call them out for being stingy, double dealing cocksuckers. He has chutzpah as chief kiwifarms IDF corespondent @Catch The Rainbow would say.
Sadly, don't have a source for this since I found it on /pol/, but current estimates put the Iranians as completely running out of missiles by the weekend.
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it might not be missiles, but the platforms, people, and infrastructure to support missile launches might be gone.

If the US and Israel did in fact just kill a bunch of senior leadership and launch platforms then you basically have middle managers who might not actually have been trained on the systems.
 
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