Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[aphaln]

According to Tucker, this is actually mossad

Tucker does anything Qatar tells him to so I expect to see a 3-hour-long podcast episode on why Iran is in the wrong now.

 

[CIS White Droid]

Unlikely, Azerbijan is a very close ally of Israel, and is one of the largest customers of the Israeli MIC.

I don't know how but you managed to fuck up which user you were quoting here.

 

[Farm Hand]

Steve should be drowning in air fryers. Support Steve!

Bet you he is air frying his snack as we speak.

Steve is so great.

Since we're doing a little Steve-posting, what's he doing in Brazil, anyway? He strikes me as being unmarried too, given his long streaming habits.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Damn, this war is becoming scary....

The fuck you scared of, Canuck?

 

[aphaln]

Locals in Najaf Iraq are reporting a US airdrop. Probably special operations being inserted.

Has there been an actual report by Iraqi sources on this? The earliest report I could find on an airdrop is from this shitty Iranian channel saying their forces are engaging a U.S airdrop in the desert of Najaf al-Ashraf.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

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Canadian Communist activist Madeleine Zemek says that United States and Israel are actually conducting a Holocaust against Shia Muslims by attacking the Islamic Republic of Iran. I got jumpscared by her when I opened Telegram so you guys get to enjoy her too.


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3.AM in Tehran, Iran as US-Israeli airforce drop several bombs in one go over the capital.


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Sounds of Fighter jets heard over Shiraz, Fars province of Iran. According to reports, more than 30 explosions have occurred in Shiraz over the past minutes.

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Why did she turn it into an ASMR video?? These fucking grifters are the worst. I hope they get what's coming to them as well.

 

[0713]

3.AM in Tehran, Iran as US-Israeli airforce drop several bombs in one go over the capital.

They might need a new Ayatollah.

Those are some big, beautiful balls of fire.

 

[TotalDiggerNeath]

Canadian Communist activist Madeleine Zemek says that United States and Israel are actually conducting a Holocaust against Shia Muslims by attacking the Islamic Republic of Iran

I can't believe Bibi and Trump killed 6 gorillion Iranians!

 

[The Big A]

I don't know how but you managed to fuck up which user you were quoting here.

?????

 

[aphaln]

Additionally from Iraq, Israeli airstrikes are targeting bases of Iranian militias such as those of Asaib ahl al-Haqq in Diyala. It's odd that these strikes only began 2 days after the Iraqi militias have been launching constant missiles & drones towards American bases, it seems linked to the fact that they're now also picking on the Kurds, which Trump wants to assist in overthrowing the regime.

 

[0713]

Locals in Najaf Iraq are reporting a US airdrop. Probably special operations being inserted.

That's crazy. I really thought the Israeli SpecOps or whatever they're called would have been enough. Maybe it's a US plane dropping Israeli SpecOps?
It's also crazy to me that they're already doing that so early. You'd think they'd spend at least another week clearing out the area with bombs first.

 

[aphaln]

Canadian Communist activist Madeleine Zemek says that United States and Israel are actually conducting a Holocaust against Shia Muslims by attacking the Islamic Republic of Iran. I got jumpscared by her when I opened Telegram so you guys get to enjoy her too.

She didn't even say it's a holocaust of Shia muslims, she actually thinks ALL Muslims adhere to the Ayatollah. Little doe she know pretty much every Muslim that isn't Shia would've given America his life savings to have sat by and spectated when Khamenei got bombed.

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

Haven't had time to watch this shit minute by minute, but Hakeem Jeffries (sounds awful sand nigger-ish to me) is up there saying "Oh we're gonna vote to make em stop".

Wouldn't that make any Iranian regime resistance hold out all the fiercer, hoping the vote passes in their favor?

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Locals in Najaf Iraq are reporting a US airdrop. Probably special operations being inserted.

Najaf is in the middle of Iraq. Unless they are going to assassinate some PMF leader, which they could use a drone for that, then the locals are likely seeing something else.

 

[Jay2U]

Najaf is in the middle of Iraq. Unless they are going to assassinate some PMF leader, which they could use a drone for that, then the locals are likely seeing something else.

Maybe they are dropping crack and guns

 

[The Big A]

https://x.com/iapolls2022/status/2028962183049097691?s=46

Everyone loves quick victories, but this can sink or save Orange Man in the midterms depending on how this goes.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

mighty Islamic Republic of Iran.

The gulf should forever thank allah for 1979 happening because in a different world the sunni gulf would've had to deal with not only the Israelis but the iranians with a modern military and being possibly nuclear armed. If only... BUT you know what they say, no empire rules forever and soon, we shall see if the gulf coalition exists in the next 100 years.

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A drone strike impacted the King Fahd Causeway, the bridge that connects Saudi Arabia and Bahrain.


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Footage of a building in Tehran, Iran, that has been totally destroyed by US-Israeli airstrikes.

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We're going to find out who's leading Iran soon, according to Trump.

Since it's still slow, have another meme:

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That meme is DOUBLE funny when you realize the guy making it is a persian himself (mareux) though in traditional persian fashion, his music videos all feature trannies in it. Halal music indeed!

Wait what? I am not well versed in this nugget of the expanded pisslamic schizoverse lore

My memory isn't great but IIRC the whole story goes that muhammad realized his wife was nowhere to be seen and panicked. Until he saw a guy riding a horse and behind him was aisha who was stranded and saved by the guy. let's say that it led to people making rumors that she fucked him since apparently the whole journey took a day before she arrived to where muhammad was. This unsurprisingly led to muhammad accusing her of adultery and distancing himself from her, only to "suddenly" get a revelation from allah That made it so that you needed four witnesses for adultery. And thus he reunited with her. you know, totally not him trying to pretend he didn't get cucked by a guy whose dick ACTUALLY WORKED.

 

[0713]

Haven't had time to watch this shit minute by minute, but Hakeem Jeffries (sounds awful sand nigger-ish to me) is up there saying "Oh we're gonna vote to make em stop".

Wouldn't that make any Iranian regime resistance hold out all the fiercer, hoping the vote passes in their favor?

Neither the vote or any kind of Iranian resistance would matter at this point. At all.

 

[CIS White Droid]

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Yeah, I never said that. Click on the post link.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

New cope from the Turd World/Groypers:

“Haha, how do you like those monkey banan jokes! Your three day operation only killed the entire chain of command, the Ayatollah, most of the IRGC and Basij command structure, their regular navy, and got the rest of the Arab World against Iran! Checkmate MAGAT!”