Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[thx1138]

Our stalwart European allies at it again. Europistan leaders need to obey the will of the ummah.

Make Spain Franco Again

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Is Iran a stable democracy yet?

1) Fighting wars to convert your enemy to democracy is dumb.
Fighting wars to kick your enemy's skulls in is much better

2) if regime change happens, expect either some IRGC "hardliner" who steps up and plays ball or some neo-Persian dictatorship.

 

[polakrobak99]

Its depressing how unusable Twitter is for this conflict. Absolutely wall to wall Seamonkeys sharing AI generated images and Arma III videos.

I don't have this problem, though I'm block-happy, I don't remember having to block Arma vids. AI-generated comedy is funny, unless you mean fake combat footage which I haven't seen tbh.

 

[Unredacted TND]

It's sad how we've been drafted 50 different times in the span of 2 years.

Yes, especially the Sampson option deployed by Iran.

Something that I don't see any of the hyper Jewspergs talking about despite it ironically giving the Jews influence due to Iran proving Israel's point by attacking everybody in the area. They sent more missiles at the UAE than anyone else

Yeah, Iran showed the world how trustable they are that they can be given nukes... By attacking 15 countries.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I'm sure their asset Epstein carded all those underage girls, and they just had fake ID's,

I'm talking law not mossad ops. Just because Mossad does it doesn't mean it's legal. Also let's face reality. The elites fucking children is not the same as legalizing child fucking by litteral child marriage.

Both are wrong but it's not the same.



Also in Israel they are going after their politicians for being in the Epstein list too so I guess wanting to kill pedophiles is just a universal Western value.

 

[FatWhiteGuy]

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Burning through our weapon stockpile which we would need to defend Taiwan as well. Did Xi kidnap a fucking Leprechaun?

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

How so?

Even Dubai is getting bombed while the President has eyebags extending past his nose and looks like he wants to hang himself. The cunt is talking about his yellow fucking drapes.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Trump has arrived and now we !prayge
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Omg Trump's off the script talking about the building. MARCO PLEASE GET HIM BACK ON TRACK

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Anyone who still unironically sides with Mossadegh in the Year of Our Lord 2026, up to and including King Lolbert Ron Paul, is a Turd Worldist retard who probably would've been fooled by Khomeini if the old Shah had actually been even half as ruthless as the Islamists and killed a lot more than 400-2000 people (most of whom were Islamist, Marxist or Islamo-Marxist - MEK - niggers who deserved it) to crush his goatfucking ass.

Correct. Jimmy Carter and Obama have done immense damage to America's geopolitics. Same thing with Billy Bore Clinton. Billy Boy is the reason we do not have a close ally in Russia. Thanks to him enabling a bunch of retarded people like Vladimir Putin and the current oligarchs.

 

[thx1138]

IRGC terror organization announces the 12th wave of their "The True Promise 4 operation", striking "Enemies"


This is according to shin on twitter

I guess the promise was to have a fucking meltdown like a lol cow

"CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!'

So fun fact everyone in Pink Floyd hates him

Roger Waters is such a lolcow I'm surprised there's no Lolcow celeb thread on him. This useful idiot was out marching in the 1980s and as recently as the Russian zigger attack on Ukraine claiming that the USSR and China have never been aggressive or expansionist.

Face it, the addlepated musician wishes it was still 1983 and we were under the threat of nuclear war and he had Thatcher's policies to lament, but he's stuffed in the corner of irrelevancy. No-one wants to hear a track from the Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking, Roger. Just shut the fuck up and play "Money".

 

[BigMan13]

Just tuned in to Trump speaking and he doesn't look as enthusiastic as expected.

 

[IrishGuy088]

Roger Waters has released one of the most on-brand videos for anyone that follows him. He might be retarded, but he sure is consistent.
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Isn't this the faggot that has spent the last half century riding Syd Barrett's coat tails?

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Just tuned in to Trump speaking and he doesn't look as enthusiastic as expected.

He's probably tired. I know I am.

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

Burning through our weapon stockpile which we would need to defend Taiwan as well. Did Xi kidnap a fucking Leprechaun?

I know someone who works at Lockheed Martin who assures me we haven't and aren't stopping building missiles. Not like we're going to run out on a little shithole like Iran, we could probably flatten it 20 times over WITHOUT nuking it and still have enough to keep Xi in his place

 

[IrishGuy088]

Just tuned in to Trump speaking and he doesn't look as enthusiastic as expected.

It's a Medal of Honor ceremony.

 

[BigMan13]

He's probably tired. I know I am.

Yeah, but this has been a strategic objective for years now. People find ways if they're excited.

It's a Medal of Honor ceremony.

Case in point.

 

[IrishGuy088]

I know someone who works at Lockheed Martin who assures me we haven't and aren't stopping building missiles. Not like we're going to run out on a little shithole like Iran, we could probably flatten it 20 times over WITHOUT nuking it and still have enough to keep Xi in his place

You guys shitpost with a bunch of people in similar positions.

I'm not worried about stockpiles. People throw around numbers all the time on the Internet and last time I checked at work, we've also never stopped delivering product and have definitely been pushing out more than the lying press keep telling you about.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/qatar-iran-fighter-jets-shot-down-b2930412.html

Qatar shoots down two Iranian fighter jets after energy sites are attacked​

This calls for a Jojo meme:

 

[aphaln]

Palestinians have been feeling left out lately, during strikes in Beirut the commander of the Palestinian Islamic Jihad's military wing in Lebanon was killed, most likely during the same wave of strikes that targeted Hezbollah's Mohammad Ra'ad.


Speaking of Mohammad Ra'ad, apparently he survived the bombings last night after everyone claimed he was dead?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Gotta dig through lots of retarded faggots arguing and shitposting though which is pretty gay.

As opposed to Xitter and whatever else the kids use these days which is almost entirely faggots and Indians arguing.