Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[wopirish]

american military footage of strikes on iran

https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2027814907119321481

Kino

I love Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman, now if only my taxes can go less into welfare for illegals and more into munitions I'd be less pissed seeing every paycheck.

Still pissed, but less so cause having a defense budget big enough to fight the entire planet and win handedly is cool.

 

[Foley]

The EU imports more oil from fucking Russia than Iran, despite sanctions

No we fucking don't. The exception is Hungary, who under Orban are a literal Russian agent in EU. Thankfully, he should be gone in a few months.

All Russian fossile fuels will be banned in EU by 2027. Importing refined products is already banned now, so no Russian gasoline in EU for an example.

 

[gernig]

We are going to look like massive douchebags when this guy does his speech in two hours.

Even big cable outlets like Fox News are confirming he's dead. This nigga is DEAD dead nitter

 

[CapricornusRex]

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This is too far, look how cute this nigga looked, you just wanna pinch him.

Muslim Sgt. Slaughter. It's a shame that the Iron Sheik didn't survive to witness the liberation of his home country.

 

[Troo and Honest]

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This is too far, look how cute this nigga looked, you just wanna pinch him.

A Dachenlord reference in 2026??? Gah damn, is this fat kraut still going?

 

[honse]

Post pics of the body

(Israel won't but they should)

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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https://t.me/amitsegal/57222

he's dead. bro didn't move from his palace. what a retard holy shit.

edit: seems he was actually in the bunker. he's dead though and they found the body.

I'm going to miss being able to say Ayatollah Assaholla.

Better get this in now: THE AYATOLLAH ASSAHOLLA IS IN HELL WITH HIS PEDOPHILE PROPHET!!!

 

[pooterino]

A sad fact of modern Big Stick diplomacy is that Henry Kissinger is no longer around to enjoy it.

Sure... but Dr. Killinger watches on from another realm, pleased that the Cheney Doctrine of "War is Yours" has trickled down into the modern GOP, somehow.

 

[Foley]

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God I miss Anthony Bourdain. Rest easy, wherever that may be.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Has there been any pro Iran influencer going "no, you can't attack muslims on their holy day"?

 

[Titus The Demolitionist]

yo Israel, post corpes pics or stfu, don't hype us up for nothing

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

A compilation of people who definitely did not want the Regime to fall:

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My Tax dollars being appreciated.

 

[whatchamacallit]

We are going to look like massive douchebags when this guy does his speech in two hours.

>Khamenei comes on screen
>Instantly gets blown up live on air

 

[babyDunk]

MAGA doesn't exist any longer, its back to straight Neo-conservatism now. A bunch of people are jerking them off because of a few explosions but we've already seen this playbook over and over from this crowd.
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The shitshow has only just started and Trump may be smart enough to keep boots out of Iran thus far but the vacuum is going to be filled with a lot of chaos. Give it a month and everyone will be cursing Israel and Trump when the price of gas spikes 25% solely off of vibes and the fear of Hormuz crossings being contested. Yemen won the contest against the US over the Strait of Al-bab and Seuz crossings are still far lower than before the crisis.

I have wondered about this.. there will be a huuuuge power vacuum, and there will be several factions vying for power.... so how do yah stop that? They managed to avoid that in venezuala by keeping the old guard in place with a more compliant head, but that does not seem to be the case here.

 

[BathTubShine]

Godspeed Murica, turn the whole fucking sandbox into glass please.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Imagine believing Jews in a war, especially when they say they merked the Iranian leader.

 

[MugolEx]

Video of Persians celebrating the death of Fagmheni
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Hasan would be fucking MALDING TO THE EXTREME if sees any of this.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Vote for a Republican, get an Israeli.

i didn't know the israelis were this efficient. maybe next election they'll run on the platform of "we ended every single conflict the US entered within 24 hours and got a unilaterally improved world for the US out of it." too.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

*insert obligatory “X” event happened before GTA 6 followed by negro reaction .gif here*

 

[Sneed Force One]

Post pics of the body

(Israel won't but they should)

They might have learned from publishing the Drone v Stick death of that Hamas commander.
Let the Arabs be paralysed with no information about their leader, too afraid to replace him if he's alive, and unable to lionize his final moments.