Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[celebrityskin]

We cracking open the arak tonight boys

 

[The Wise Shaman]

Finally, some good fucking news...




GVNTHER WQN

 

[Your Starter for 10]

2026 is one of the most glorious years in recent history

It's only February!

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

lol, we holed him like Swiss cheese.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Iran has openly said, basically for decades at this point, that if they get attacked by Israel or the USA they would retaliate by bombing the fuck out of the gulf states, their oil/military infrastructure, US military infrastructure and that they would close the strait of hormuz.

They have always been extremely open about this threat and persistent in repeating it:
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Its kind of funny in a sense since its basically the only time a world leader/ideology promised something and actually delivered it - but it wasn't an upgrade to the failing hospital in your neighborhood, it was a retaliatory strike against civilian stuff.

This is how the war will severely affect Europe: since we no longer have Russian gas, this lack of oil will destroy us economically.

I despise Trump and all his Israel first policies.

I’m not even anti-Israel, but how are (alleged) threats to their safety anyone else’s concern?

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

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What war? Seems we are just prepping a few new parking lots

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

[[[UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL???]]]

The metaphor in Fables unironically works better for Palestinians than for Israelis. Bigby's loving pork alone makes the Jewish metaphor fall apart. Hell the comic is probably the true origins of the white girls fuck dogs meme.

 

[dick brain]

Oh boy another excuse for dune coons to murder my friends and neighbors who couldn't find Iran on a map instead of the kikes responsible, which will in turn be used by the same kikes to drum up support for forever wars conveniently funded by my tax dollars while simultaneously leveraged as fearmongering to push legislation that takes all my rights away.

Real cause for celebration.

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

0 KILLS? LMAOOOO KWAB YOU WORTHLESS CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT.

gg no re, skill issue so fucking catastrophic your inbred bloodline should’ve been aborted at conception you braindead fucking feeder. Got your asshole blown out raw and didn’t land a single kill because your hands are as useless as that microscopic dick you jerk off with while crying in your mom’s basement. You’re not even a bot, you’re straight-up negative value, a walking L that makes the server worse just by existing.

Uninstall, neck yourself with the controller cord, and delete your entire pathetic existence you oxygen-stealing retard cunt. Ez clap on your worthless corpse. Touch rope and swing, loser.

 

[ElevenYearBeggacy]

Calabreado, o cinzento - O regime do Irã ser atacado por Israel às vésperas de Purim é poético...mp4

Ayatollah? More like ACK-atollah.

Spoiler

I'll see myself out.

 

[Zoobles]

 

[RMQualtrough]

The rest of the Middle East hates Iran anyway, why tf do we need an ally there? Let them kill each other.

If they became allies they'll let us build military bases there so we can more easily and rapidly rocket some other Muslim losers.

It's also a major ally to Russia and other commie scum, and a recurring nuclear threat.

 

[pooterino]

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Shit, gotta join in on this...

HE CHURRO'D MADURO...
HE PUT A HOLE-A IN THE AYATOLLAH...
BAH GAWD FOLKS WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT??

Is he!? HE'S GRABBING THE CHAIR AND CHASING AFTER CUBA

Spoiler: bad joke do not read

Prima: Did you hear what happened in Iran?
Secunda: No
Prima: Trump asked Israel about meeting with a "holy Ayatollah" but they misheard.
Secunda: What do you mean?
Prima: [shows picture of Ayatollah] They thought Trump said he wanted to see a "hole-y Ayatollah"

if you read this and it's bad or just very stupid, fuck you it said don't read this

 

[Vibralldo]

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https://t.me/amitsegal/57222

he's dead. bro didn't move from his palace. what a retard holy shit.

I gotta give it to Trump and the current military, they're excellent at quick surgical strikes.

A far better strategy than "spend 30 years losing a war in the desert, spend trillions of tax dollars and thousands of American lives so politicians can get kickbacks"

 

[tehpope]

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lads things are not looking good for the US

If killing the Ayatollah is a W, I'd hate to see what a L looks like.

 

[It's Little Alex Horne]

Well, if the fucker's actually dead, W to the kikes. Doubt any but the most libtard and Islam-pilled are too sad about this.

Edit: Had an Iranian coworker once who fucking hated the Ayatollah and the current regime. Bet he's dancing in the streets right now.

 

[Justice Tony]

lol, we holed him like Swiss cheese.
sorce

What do you mean?

 

[Miragestallio]

Dictators in shambles rn.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I'm anti-war but I like these zero-boot many-plane approach to killing muslims. It's the best way to appease Israel. Why haven't we always done this?

Boots on the ground is the only way to capture, control, and hold territory. If you don't give a shit about that then they're not needed and you can just bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.

 

[ElevenYearBeggacy]

If killing the Ayatollah is a W, I don't wanna see what a L looks like.

I think the strategy is to decapitate their leadership, neutralize all known military installations, establish air and naval superiority over Iran and go back to the negotiation table with new terms. Russia and China (as expected) have abandoned Iran.